Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

Cram it, Proto! :mad2:

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Then go faster!

Peegee..................13

Hypoallergenic Cactuar..11

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

Isn't it weird that we have no speech for this Ciddie? Weird like all the nominees up for it. Oh gosh, we're so smurfing weirded out by all the weirdness in this Ciddie! How's that for a :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty speech? Enough of that, who's gonna win?

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I will write a brief speech right now to demonstrate my writing chops and to also contribute to the Ciddies' success.

Weirdest member. How do you define weird? est? eestlinc, you say? A link... to the east? Don't mind if I do! The East has been something exotic since at least the times of Alexander the Great, who conquered all the way up to the Indus river, a place where Nicholas Brendan may or may not have been in his life. This transparent and extraordinarily supple, like a nine year old otter... reluctantly taking a bath, rubbing soapy water all over his otter fur... uh, this transparent and extraordinarily high in salt content attempt at being weird in the weirdest ciddie brought to you by Charm Flavor Quarks - Charm, for when Strange Quarks are too obvious a choice!

Cheers, MILF!

Saline.

Saline is the word I was looking for.

And you're very welcome, my tricephalous friend(s)!

What if a triceratops had three heads? What would you call him? (SPOILER)Dave A tritriceratops? A nonaceratops?

I would congratulate PG but he might further pollute my rep page.

Best Returning Member
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Roto13

The Nominees
Alive-Man · Chimp · Daryl · Roto13

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight Freya Shiny	Roto13 (9/10)
Clo	Alive-Man (1/10)

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Originally Posted by Freya

I don’t know why we have an award for the people who are the most punctual with their borrowed items. Thanks for returning stuff guys!

Alive Man once borrowed a book from me. I haven’t seen it since. I’m sure it’s just cause he loved it so much right?

Chimp stole many young girl’s hearts with his recent FF edited pictures. Did you return those hearts back young man? :mad2:

Daryl took many people’s left sock. Yup, that’s where they have been going. Don’t worry he’s been strategically returning them in strange places around your house.

Roto13 once told me he stole an ancient relic. I shouted at him that it belonged in a museum. So he put it in one.

Man those guys aren’t that great at returning things. You really wanna say one of them is the best at it? Oh well.

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I like Alive-man. :excited:

He's my friend. :excited:

damn it to hell, Daryl. That's where all my left socks have been going. This ends now.

Daryl......5
Chimp......2
RSL........1

Roto13.....19

Alive-Man..15

Yay Roto! Glad to have you back!

This one has Raistlin all over it... or not!

Most Powerful Member
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Cid · fire_of_avalon · Loony BoB · Marshall Banana · Psychotic · Raistlin · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Psychotic Shiny	fire_of_avalon (5/10)
Naomi The Insane Jiro	Psychotic (2/10)
Aerith's Knight	Loony BoB (1/10)
Jessweeee♪	Raistlin (1/10)
Freya	ShlupQuack (1/10)

I'm pretty sure this award is foa's. Or it should be, because she's a real BAMF.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Most Powerful Member. The powers they wield should be full of awe. Aweful. But what exactly are their abilities? Let's take a look.

Cid - Cid is basically God. He created Eyes On Final Fantasy. He didn't do it in seven days but he sure as hell did it. Like God, his very existance is enough to make people fight for glory and a self righteous belief that our Cid is better than anyone else's. His special ability is, basically, to throw legions of fanatical mooks supporters in to swarm the enemy.

foa - Her special ability is being more manly than most men. She will kick your ass and you will probably enjoy it. Roundhouse kicks, which I believe she taught to legendary Chuck Norris, add +15 to her STR stat, so bitches be wary.

Loony BoB - This guy has some serious skills at keeping lists, tallies and pie charts. He knows everything, and has them all filed away in a complex system, just to mindsmurf anyone who would try to steal his information. He also has a collection of hair. But seriously, his Pie Chart ability both satisfies his hunger and gives him a complete detailing of your stats.

Marshall Banana - Big strawberry power in a small strawberry girl package. But don't underestimate her, or you'll be sorry! Her special power is Strawberry Storm, where you are pelted with frozen strawberries and then covered in cream and chocolate, making you bruised and sticky, lowering your SPD and DEF, plus damaging you slightly.

Psychotic - A vetern jouster, Psychotic's special ability allows him to summon his mighty mount, the powerful walrus king, which he then rides into battle. Thought lowering his SPD, it drastically increases his STR and WSM stats (that's awesome for those of you playing at home).

Raistlin - Here we have Raistlin the intellectual ninja. His special ability is called really valid point and i'm impressed by your thinking.. Basically he clones himself and disappears so when you attack what you think to be Raistlin, you realise it's merely a really valid point and i'm impressed by your thinking. and Raistlin smurfs you up from behind.

ShlupQuack - ShlupQuack's special ability is Raistlin Rage. She channels the rage she draws from Raistlin daily and then launches into a beserker fury, pummeling the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of everything. STR goes through the roof, though INT is lowered. Don't point this out though, or she will destroy you.

There we have our six combatants. We will now pit them together in mortal kombat to see who will be the last (wo)man standing.

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FIGHT!

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