Fff I wanted to do Best Female but I couldn't think of a gimmick like I always do and I asked people for ideas and they were like "hello kitty" and I was like "what how do I do a hello kitty speech." but now I'm drunk and they still want me to make a speech cause nobody else is doing it.
brb googling party themes
okay LotR theme. here we go.
fire_of_avalon = Eowyn obviously. She has an armour and a sword and fights better twenty men. I think this is a defining scene from the movie:
Quote:
Spammer: [taking foa by the throat] You fool. No man can ban me. Sign off now.
Foa: I am no man.
[she thrusts her sword into the spammer's helm and twists; he shrieks and implodes]
Fujiko = Goldberry the river-woman's daughter. Married to To_Ombadil. Mysterious and also immortal. Coincidence? You decide.
Jentleness = Galadriel obvi. Goddamn blondes. They're like, if I had your precious artefact I'd be completely terrible. But they're aleayd terrible. But they're pretty okay anyway.
rubah = Arwen female elf princess thing. She forsakes eternal life to be a
hippie or something. isn't that what hapers?
Shiny = um, there are no black people in LotR? race is clearly the vital component here. I guess there is the haradrim guys... Shiny = oliphaunt? there.
ShlupQuack = Shelob. You know. The big spider in Cirith Ungol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
ShelobQuack's lair was along the path that Jirodo and Guardiam XIIIgee took while travelling to the Staff Forum. Her spider-silk, which was spun in both rope and cobweb form, was strong and cleverly made, trapping those who walked into it. ShelobQuack had encountered Raistlum during his previous trip to Staff, and he apparently worshipped her after his fashion.
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air = Rose. She's that barmaid who can dance like she'son fire and punch you out if you get home late.
This was a summary of women. It was for an award. Award Guy should be able to fill you in on the details.
