Can I wear a swimsuit?
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Can I wear a swimsuit?
I'd say we should also have a bra & panties match, but the sims prefer to be undressed more often than not anyway.
before each match, the ring should be set on fire...the first person to knock the other person out can scamper to safety, while the loser (assumed to be unconscious) burns in the most horrific way possible :)
What are all of the different ways the Sims can die?
This please. :monster:Quote:
Stare at the sky and die.
Have your sim go out and "Watch clouds" for a while and a satellite might just drop on its head.
Day 15: EoFF Survivor Series
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Girl, you'll be a woman soooooooooon.
She chose all hair and make up and clothes I am not responsible for this wreck of a sim. Apart from my sperm and neglect I suppose.
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Upon becoming an adult, you find your parents kissing to be cute rather than gross.
Also yes everyone has new main outfits now. I figured since I was getting them new party outfits may as well get new regular ones at the same time.
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They always make this Levian face after smurfing in the Photo Booth. It's fantastic.
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New shirt, same old Huxley.
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"You stink...but that only makes me like you more!"
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Shiny presents Shiny the bear to Dan. He would rather read The Holy Bible. "See I got this passage memorised. Ezekiel 25:17..."
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See? This is what I was saying in the last update. Use bear, get action. There is just something about seeing someone with a bear that turns my Sims on.
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Dan wants to sleep on the couch. Keith notices this and decides to play on the Xbox. At full volume.
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The rate at which this house goes through fish...!
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Dan joins Keith in playing in the Xbox, and somehow manages to win even though the TV has been changed to show the news.
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True love is thinking of them while you take a hearty :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
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Rye is taking full advantage of scrumpleberry's newfound legality.
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"When I grow up, I wanna be a train!"
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...why is she naked? This has never happened before. :|
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scrumpleberry agrees with me!
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Tennis? Lesbians confirmed!
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THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, ASSHOLE.
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Rye has evidently beaten Dan to the punch with this one. 1-1 in the Shlup baby stakes, with Jessweee and Bunny left to play for.
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Keith seems to be enjoying his role as the new Huxley. The second Psychotic's plate is empty, he snatches it from him.
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"I'd make a good husband, wouldn't I?"
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I have no idea why everybody has suddenly started doing this to him today.
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This is not a conversation I would like to know the details of.
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Shiny gets 8 hearts. Keith gets 1 heart. :(
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Hahaha I wonder what she saw.
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Wow he is even better than Huxley at darts. Stick to the bowling!
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Oh, I guess that's what she saw!
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"I HATE YOU YOU BITCH DON'T SPY ON ME!" (god I want to bone her so badly)
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"smurf YOU I'LL WATCH WHATEVER I WANT TO WATCH!" (oh just take me now!)
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!
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!!!
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Hahahahahaha.
They absolutely hate each other and are at -100.
However, they also have maximum chemistry at three lightning bolts. By way of comparison, Keith & Shiny and Psychotic & Lekana have two lightning bolts, and all the other Sim couples (eg Psy/Shlup, Rye/Dan etc. etc.) have one lightning bolt.
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He then leaves without so much as a word to his other love.
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Still lezzin' it up.
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"You and Paul are such a great couple, you'll be together until you're old and grey!"
"...:crying2:"
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Who is this man. Why is he in my house and watching my TV?
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Party time! It's time for TUDOR KING OF THE RING!
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The two outfits you want to see the most.
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Here's our guests, from L to R:
- Jason Ng (Keith's dream + see day 7)
- Marshall banana and Mogi (Neither of them have left their houses yet except briefly at Shlup's abortion so I felt sorry for them)
- Bunny! Back from the dead! The game told me he had died at another lot and he faded away right away. :(
- SNM
- Angry old woman
- Keith's Stalker
- Cowgirl Whore
- Kilt Guy
- Psychotic (:D)
- Lekana, who I actually did revive because I wrongly killed her. Run free, little girl!
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I think they had sex. Hahahah even his swimsuit is pink.
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SNM finally realises that Rye was just using him.
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Maybe it is the hair that makes them creepy starers.
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Some smurfer keeps knocking over my flamingo. Cowgirl Whore is always on hand to bend over and pick it up though. :rolleyes2
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Hahahaha.
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Rye cries for no reason.
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Shiny joins her.
This is not good. I need them in top form for the match tonight.
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Psychotic gets revenge on Shlup with Cowgirl Whore.
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Monda becomes her latest victim.
AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, IT IS TIME FOR THE EoFF: SURVIVOR SERIES CAGE MATCH.
The rules: There are two teams of four. One by one, participants from each team shall enter the cage. If that Sim either loses a fight or is made to cry, that Sim is eliminated and a team mate will replace them. The team which eliminates all of its opponents first is declared the winner!
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INTRODUCING FIRST: THE CHALLENGERS.
Hailing from Scotland, weighing in at 110 pounds, he is the Rowdy Roddy Piper, the Kilted Sodomist, BRANNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOON LILLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARD.
He is joined by the Dreaded Nose, The Plaid Shorts Nightmare, Sinister Nose Man, BENNNNNNJAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
The Man in the Shop, the Man of Keith's Dreams, all the way from Ethnically Confused City, Missouri, JAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOON NG!
And finally, from the park, we have The Woman That Hates Psychotic, Keith's Stalker, and daughter of the legendary Hollywood Hulk, ANDDREAAAAA HOGAN!
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And the home team, with their manager Monda, Marshall "The loli dolly" banana, the Tudor Terrors, we have:
From New *snip*, weighing in at over 300 pounds, the Ninth Wonder of the World, CHYYYYYYYYNYYYYYY!
She is joined by The Chocolate Terror, hailing from Wolverhampton, Mongolia, he is the lean mean Cole Train machine, Big Mara Ippo, ROOOOOOOOOONNIEEEEEEEEEEEE COLEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAN!
Joining them from Upper Barkinghamlowermiddleshire, England, we have the Ferocious Woman Beater, the Child Neglecting Walrus of Hate, he is PSYYYYYYYYYYCHOOOOOOOTIIIIIIIIIIC!
And finally, from Little Italy, New Yoik, we have the Nosepass of Terror, the Jewish Priestess, the Italian Hoodlum, please give it up for RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
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"Welcome to ringside, with me, Amanda "The Queen" Lawler, and Huxley "HVH" Ross. Our first match up is Rye vs Jason Ng and it promises to be a scorcher!"
"That's right, Queen! She'll suplex him until the cows come home!"
"What."
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Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow.
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Fighting has actually broken out outside of the ring! Brandon Kiltface attacks Shiny!
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Luckily team-mate DK is there to step in!
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"BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! RAH HAS JUMPED ONTO JASON NG!"
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A crowd has gathered to watch!
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"Bah gawd, Queen, she stomped a mudhole in him!"
"Why are you talking like that?"
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The birthday girl seems horrified that this brutal contest is being held in her name.
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THE BATHROOM IS NOT THE SOCIAL AREA FOR smurf'S SAKE YOU BASTARD SIMS.
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Rye vs Andrea Hogan is the next match on the card.
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"She'll hope to do this one by the book! Can she keep up her momentum?"
"It's sure possible. Andrea Hogan is, however, a tried and tested fighter. This could be a close match up!"
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Jessweeee's ghost shows up to haunt the house. This is kind of pointless because everybody is out in the garden.
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, QUEEN, THAT WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
"Yes, Rye has emerged victorious!"
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"Next up, Brandon Lillard takes to the cage".
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"This hated figure will need some fancy footwork to win, Queen."
"I think people hate him because they are jealous of him, HVH. He is a supremely intense competitor and I have a lot of respect for him."
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Rye opens with the infamous "I hate fish driver".
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"I wish the Undertaker was here."
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"BAH GAWD! Brandon Lillard has defeated Rye!"
"Yeah, she was tired after taking down two opponents. Still, a decent display from the Brooklyn Brawler."
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"DK is in the arena! Business is picking up!"
"But he seems to be more concerned with...dancing...than fighting..."
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"Could he be trying to channel the spirit of Rikishi?"
"Could you be trying to make references that only three of our readers will get?"
While he dances, let's see what's going on outside.
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It seems everybody is dancing to MC Jewface's beat. Keith dances with Shiny and Psychotic dances with Lekana.
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Sinister Nose Man and Cowgirl Whore have sex in our hot tub! :|
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This seems to thrill Mogi.
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"WHAT? WHAT? BAH GAWD, QUEEN, DK HAS BEEN DEFEATED!"
"This is a black day for wrestling. This is worse than the Montreal Screwjob."
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"In goes Shiny, in her biki-"
"PUPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEES! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Jessweeeee appears aggrieved that SNM escaped the fire which killed her.
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"BRANDON LILLARD IS CLEANING HOUSE! HE'S GOING THROUGH THEM ONE BY ONE!"
seriously at this point I wanted to die myself. I am embarassed my Sims got whupped by this asshole.
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"The last ray of hope for the EoFF team enters. If Psychotic goes down, it's over!"
"He offers his hand to Brandon Lillard and..."
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"WHAT? SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
That was all he did and Brandon started crying. idk what the smurf. I guess the negative social interactions with the other three caused it?
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He then does a spooty little jig to celebrate.
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And so we come to it at last. Psychotic vs SNM. Evil vs Evil. Faggot in a good way vs faggot in a bad way.
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I was honestly nervous at this point. It'd be embarassing for me if my Sims lost to this crew of failures.
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"Now, I've heard rumours that SNM has only one testicle."
"I am able to confirm those rumours. They are absolutely true."
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Thank smurf.
Team EoFF is victorious! What a great day for Sports Entertainment!
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These two get jiggy in the pool. Despite Shiny's head-dress thing getting wet...
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...and despite having a spectator.
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As soon as I release him from the cage, Dan starts on SNM.
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And beats the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of him.
It's as if he's saying "Yeah, I jobbed to Brandon. But I can beat you if I want." I was very disappointed in his performance but this beating goes a way towards redeeming himself.
And now time for your daily glitch.
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That's right. We now have 9 Sims in our family.
This is impossible.
I don't even know of any hacks to add additional Sims to the family. What has happened here has defied all laws of the game. Since I resurrected her, Lekana has joined the EoFF Family.
So the question is-
Do I kill her to try to stop any potential screw ups down the line? Do I try to push even more Sims into the house by exploiting this glitch? Or do I just see it as a lucky one-off and leave well alone?
Revive more sims! (Like me!)
Excellent pay-per-view event. :monster:
There are mods around which allow over 8 family members. I don't know how reliable they are. And I've never even heard of it happening without them :p
Mod the Sims 2 - Larger Households -- up to 50 family members *UPD 04oct2008*
Also wth are these amatuers trying with this staring stuff. Clearly they don't have it.
You should try and put more people in. (Like me.)
Why was I not invited to my Sister's party? I feel unloved by my family.
I think you should start votes for the next elimination. There hasn't been one for a while and you need to get rid of one of 'em!
I could put more people in, but I've already been pushing this game pretty hard with all the hax. I'm not sure if I want it to crash and to then lose everything.
DD: smurf YES MOOMINS
anyway yeah I was gonna have one after the next update so look out for it.
The Moomins are amazing. :love:
As fun as this is, it can't keep going forever. If there's gonna be any last sim standing jibba-jabba you're gonna have to get cracking soon. You have more family members than you started with! xD Well, those are my two cents anyway.