Final Fantasy Riddles

to keep this thread going I'll do it up. But if you can't make a riddle, don't answer from now on...

I am not a guy,
do not ask why.
My name is a dance,
A wheel at first glance.

Who Am I?

I just have this thing where I can't post a riddle unless the quality is very high. Just call me a freak. I could have made up a rinkydink one, I guess...

I understand, so, get cracking Mr. Riddleman. You rule at Da riddles.

Gogo?

Not the ambiguous Gogo.

Hmmm... closest thing I can think of is Hula for the hints... but thats not a person. Maybe Lulu? That has a vaguely Hawiian feel to it. Maybe its a hawiian dance like the hula?

Cait Sith?

I thought this was going to be an easy one... But I know who it is, so I'm closed minded.

Heres a hint, for the name the dance is separate from the last line.
not Lulu nor Cait Sith.

D'OH... Just hit me. Its faris, right? I'm retarded.

Yes. It is Faris.

For those still confused.

I am not a guy (shes a girl)
Do not ask why (She hides it as a pirate)
My name is a dance ((SPOILER)Her real name is Salsa, a kind of dance )
A wheel at first Glance (Faris, Ferris Wheel, get it?)

Go Turnitup.... BTW Turnitup, you got AIM/MSN or anything?

Ok... this one might be too easy, or even too cheasy, but here goes:

I have no morals I have no convictions
but I am the source of your gaming addictions
I don't look too tough, but thats just at first glance
Cause I've got electricity (though not in my pants)
But I'm proud of my rod (I don't use nuthin limp)
But I wish I'd been cooler - I killed the #@%##@ pimp.

the whole FF series?

nope, this is a character.

Red Mage?

Negatory.