A: nuthin, they just look small cause the muscles has been buffed with mako, kreatin and steroides
Q: What's with Cloud's MC Hammer jeans?
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A: nuthin, they just look small cause the muscles has been buffed with mako, kreatin and steroides
Q: What's with Cloud's MC Hammer jeans?
A:they give him the groove to fight
Q:Who is the mysterious black chocobo rider?
Me!!!
Who am I?
A: a pupu that steals friggen cows
Q: why does sephy have mother issues?
A: Because he has two moms; One has a large bust and is headless!
Q: What happened to the mayor of Midgar post-meteor?
A) he dated a chocobo
Q) What did cloud do in the two years between FF7 orignial game and Advent Children?
A) He angst'd a lot, then he tried to work on his novel, then he angst'd some more and then he enter a ambigous relationship with Tifa, and Vincent, and Yuffie and Barret, once all at the same time.
Q) What do the chickadees see in his great insaneness aka: Hojo
A: Because he is too smart for them, ergo unacessible. what they cant get they crave/ He has unlimited dope in the lab, teh chicks got need for speed
B: Has Cloud really had better dog food?
A: No, he doesnt eat dog food, he becomes it.
Q: Why does sephiroth like leather on his bare chest?
Q) It reminds him of his S&M days
A) What would aeris do in advent children if she was alive?
A- summon HOLY and kill kadaJ
Q- iF Red XIII is that last of his kind then were did those two little ones come from
A: Hojo's mating program was a sucess! Aeris is the father of the children
Q: How did Gold Saucer manage to make so real simulators of the FF7 world? Like the snowboard game and submarine fight
A: Because they don't use real simulators, they simply knock you unconscious and it is your dreams which you are experiencing.
Q: Why is it that when main characters die in FF games, i. e. Aeris, the rest of the party doesn't simply cast Life to bring them back?
A: Because Plotholes dont exist in Japan
Q: how awsum is t3h mudkipz boss :confused:
A: Well only mediocre awesome since you can defeat Mudkip with poke.. I mean materiaball.
Q: We all know how to bring Aeris back to alive but how do you bring back alive another victim of Masamune, President Shinra?