I would also like to chime in and remind everybody that my Sim is the true winner, no matter what happens.
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I would also like to chime in and remind everybody that my Sim is the true winner, no matter what happens.
Agreed. Let's see some blood spill! (or burn or electrocute, or drown...)
:bigsmile:
That was the best birthday ever! The only thing that could make it better would be death.
Ahahaha, the one least expected to kick ass does. I love it. Also, exploit the glitch if you can by putting Kyle in the house. His bipolar sim amuses me.
I don't have any more ghosty pals now that Bunny's gone :(
You have 2 versions of yourself! Be chuffed!
I assure you Bunny's ghost is alive and kickin'. Well. Dead and kickin'. But he showed up in all his purple glory.
Incidentally, you have two new ghostly pals ;)
Yaaaaaaaay :>D!
Keith's sim is such a freak, I love him. The stuff he does is so unexpected. Much fun. Huxley is pretty darn fruity too.
WOOO I'm a glitch!
That was my favorite episode yet!
Silly costumes are badass.
Kill more people!
Day 16: Welcome to Alcatraz
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc1.jpg
The defeated Sinister Nose Man attempts to leave the house, where he sees a naked Rye in the hot tub. Yeah yeah mate you aint foolin' me, you want her.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc2.jpg
However, he and his losing team-mates are not going anywhere. This is what I affectionately refer to as Alcatraz. I went to the real one earlier this month so I based the cell design from there. My Alcatraz has nicer toilets though so I counterbalanced this with having no roof. :monster:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc3.jpg
An endless stream of Sims passes to and fro between the house and Alcatraz to disapprove of my design choices, getting shocked by Rye's body every time.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc4.jpg
Someone finally used the photobooth for something other than sex! Actually he was just sitting in there on his own doing nothing for a couple of hours (I shudder to think) so I made him get some photos done.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc5.jpg
BURN THEM! OH MY GOD!
The following four screenshots were taken at the same time with the game paused:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc6.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc7.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc8.jpg
and the piece de resistance:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/alc9.jpg
I don't know what the smurf came over the house but damn.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc10.jpg
These two discuss peak oil prices. In bed.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc11.jpg
Is it wrong that watching people I have imprisoned go to the toilet arouses me?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc12.jpg
Hahaha damn that is one pissed off ghost.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc13.jpg
Is it me or does she look pregnant?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc14.jpg
Macho, macho man. Nice bulging biceps you got there, Quackers.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc15.jpg
"Yo ladies you wanna see me in da sack. I'm MAGIC, baby!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc16.jpg
Another fish bites the dust.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc17.jpg
Hey look who it is, it's our old friend from Day 7!
Oh wait I never included him in the update out of hatred for all of you. Keith met a vampire at the bowling alley. I called him up and asked him around.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc18.jpg
Well the vamp would think the vampire is sexy.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc19.jpg
This was supposed to be a screenshot of Shiny hugging the vampire and I was going to say "Uh...Shiny...he's a vampire. Are you sure that's wise...? :erm:" but for some reason it didn't get saved. So here's Keith!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc20.jpg
THE TRAP IS SPRUNG. Enjoy melting in the sunlight, smurfer!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc21.jpg
...the bastard teleported. Also I don't think I've made a single object that the Sims haven't gagged about.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc22.jpg
I think they're making fun of him for getting his ass kicked. :(
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc23.jpg
He receives comfort from an unlikely source.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc24.jpg
Oh a wise guy, huh?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc25.jpg
The people want death, I will give them death. Vampire guy is hacked in.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc26.jpg
"The Titanic? Boy, I was on the Titanic". I dispatch Keith to pin the vampire down while the good ol' Sun works its magic.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc27.jpg
Where are your precious teleportation hax now, Count Meltula? :cool:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc28.jpg
mmmmmmm yes that feels sooooo goooood
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc29.jpg
Keith feels guilty for his role in Count Juan's death.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc30.jpg
ShlupQuack is all business. "Bastard vampires melting in my garden leaving their stupid ashes behind....grumble..." (Yes, she actually said "grumble")
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc31.jpg
My daughter likes to visit federal prisons dressed like this. What does your daughter like to do?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc32.jpg
oh ho ho ho ho ho!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc33.jpg
Oh god please let it be for real this time!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc34.jpg
Yes! Yes! smurf you! You are not getting away this time!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc35.jpg
Dan finds it smurfing hilarious that SNM has died.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc36.jpg
Gravestone. Proof. You. Are. smurfing. Dead. Don't come back. smurf you.
If you want to know why he died and the others didn't, he's been at our house all night. The others left after getting their asses kicked so I haxed them back in. ;)
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc37.jpg
ShlupQuack approves of her daughter's outfit. Great job, mom!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc38.jpg
:shobon:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc39.jpg
There is a bowl of something on the kitchen floor. I don't know what it is but it scares me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc40.jpg
My confused youngest child walks past!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc41.jpg
Nobody knows how to put on clothes? Business as usual.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc42.jpg
Romance in the bathroom? Business as usual.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc43.jpg
ET Phones Home.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/alc001.jpg
Keith makes a bowl of god only knows what. Considering the thought bubble above his head, I am going to take a stab in the dark and say that it's baby guts.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc44.jpg
The bowl of baby guts is somehow able to reproduce asexually and produce lots of little bowls of baby guts.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc45.jpg
I decide it's perfect food for our three prisoners.
They've all been good so they can eat. But if they misbehave they will have their food priviledges taken away.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc46.jpg
Romance of the Century is back on!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc47.jpg
Lekana and Shlup finally kick off. I expect a fight.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc48.jpg
Instead, Lekana walks off to participate in Keith's favourite sporting event, Swimsuit Bowling.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc49.jpg
Speaking of swimsuits, Crazy Old Uncle Mulley has popped round to say hi.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc50.jpg
Apparently he is a fan of Keith's invention too.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc51.jpg
"Why are we the only people around here who know how to put on some freakin' clothes?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc52.jpg
On the one hand, there is a hot, practically naked girl playing an Xbox 360.
On the other hand, it's my daughter.
Wait, what's that on the floor next to Keith?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc53.jpg
Hahaha. Go figure.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc54.jpg
Hahaha. Go figure.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc55.jpg
Flying Mullet has gone to pay a visit to our cons. Jason Ng is complaining that he cannot get out of the chair he is sitting in, because the chair he is sitting in is in the way. He has just lost his food priviledges.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc56.jpg
She just doesn't stop.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc57.jpg
Oh great. Apparently they are in love now. This will last longer than PsyxRye because Shlup is asleep.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc58.jpg
What is it about old people and bathrooms?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc59.jpg
The new Cowgirl Whore.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc60.jpg
I shudder to think what the outcome of this little situation will be.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc60.jpg
"TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! WOO!"
the body position just sells it for me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc62.jpg
Well this is interesting. You see when two people who aren't boning sleep together, they sleep like this:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ms/alc0002.jpg
...
wait a second
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc63.jpg
The axeman is back!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc64.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc65.jpg
Look, I kissed you once at a party to get back at my cheating wife. I do not want to go smurfing shopping with you just because your regular boyfriend died in the prison I constructed for him.
Sheesh. :roll2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc66.jpg
Mullet and scrumpleberry are getting on really well!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc67.jpg
In fact, the only guy Mullet really gets on with is Dan, which is hardly surprising, what with Dan's love of old people and wearing no clothes.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc68.jpg
Oh look at the wobbling. :drool:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc69.jpg
Sleeping on the floor and stinking despite having a bed and a sink? You just lost your food priviledges.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc70.jpg
What is going on here why is he wearing that what is he doing oh god has the ritual begun?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc71.jpg
I hope he doesn't come out of that trance any time soon. Nothing good will come of it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc72.jpg
She is just as thrilled that he is dead as I am.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc73.jpg
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Bunny!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc74.jpg
Those bubbles are not from the jacuzzi. :barf:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc75.jpg
:roll2
Food priviledges taken away from you, too.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc76.jpg
I love that even though ghosts can pass through walls, fences totally perplex them. Bunny is complaining to me that the fence is in the way. Hmm yes I think I will move it so that you can kill more of my Sims! Jackass.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc77.jpg
I think it's burned, Jess.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc78.jpg
Despite there being plenty of her jelly to go around, she'd rather eat the charred remains of whatever the smurf that was supposed to be.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc79.jpg
Still goin'.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/alc80.jpg
At midnight I leave you with a curious love pentangle. Pentagon. I don't know.