Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

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Originally Posted by Levian

Oh god there's 17 nominees. Anyway, I'm not here to introduce these guys, I'm here to WARN you about these horrible people. Trust me, they are not who they say they are.


Agent Proto
Don't let this guy get too close to you. If he starts taking daily pictures of you it's only because he wants to sell all your clothes on ebay.

Behold the Void
Sure, BTV might have been a moderator for 4 years now and he's put in some really hard work to improve the forums, but I'll always remember him as a QUITTER and a gypsy! :mad2:

BG-57
BG-57 eh. 57 is the amount of times he's asked me to marry him and 72 is the amount of times I've said NO. :rolleyes2 If you're wondering why the second number is larger, it's because I just randomly scream NO every once in a while in case he's about to ask.

Big D
Big D is an outie.

black orb
Sure, he's a great artist and all, but I bet if you ever dump him, he's just gonna draw lots of pictures of you with a thousand warts on your nose.

Goldenboko
Goldenboko once rode my bike around a corner so I couldn't see him anymore. Then he yelled SWITCHAROO, and then he came back with a purse and claimed he didn't know how to reverse the spell and that he was so sorry for my loss. Oh well, at least I have somewhere to put my hairbrush now, what a sweet guy.

Jess
Jess' teeth are brown and hairy. Prove me wrong!

JKTrix
JKTrix and I once danced modern jive in the dining room of the late Ellen Degeneres' Mansion.
Afterwards he ripped off his shirt and sneezed all over me with the giant witch nose attached to his belly.
I suppose there's a chance this all might've been a dream, but I still haven't forgiven him for it.

Jojee
Remember that prostitute that broke up Hugh Grant's marriage? :erm:

kikimm
kikimm smells like garbage (and not the good kind)

Meat Puppet
Meat Puppet was supposed to make a toast in my imaginary wedding but he went ahead and made an actual toast.

Miriel
If I know Miriel right, and I think I do, she's probably out in the woods giving birth to dogs as we speak.

Necronopticous
Necronopticous doesn't recycle! get him!

Ouch!
Ouch likes jellyfish.
Ouch doesn't have a helmet. He puts a jellyfish on top of his head and ties the tentacles under his chin.
Ouch doesn't wear a cup, he wears a jellyfish.
Ouch doesn't use a coaster, he uses a jellyfish.
Ouch doesnt have implants, he has... well, you get the idea.

qwertysaur
qwerty has a pet bee in his room which he thinks is a reincarnation of the snowman he made last winter. He keeps it in a cage and he pets it and feeds it every day. I can't wait for that stupid bee to die, but I suppose there's no use. Next winter he's just going to make a new snowman and claim it's a reincarnation of the dead bee.

Raistlin
Raistlin asked me once if I would die for him. I said of course not, Raistlin, but if it makes you feel any better I'd probably let a cat scratch me or something.

Rye
If you hate rye type 555 after this speech.

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555 :bigsmile:

555 :breine:

555 867 5309

And the Ciddie goes to...
qwertysaur

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
qwertysaur..........9
Goldenboko..........4
kikimm..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
Miriel..............3
Rye.................3
Agent Proto.........2
Behold the Void.....2
Jojee...............2
Ouch!...............2
BG-57...............1
Big D...............1
black orb...........1
Jess................1
JKTrix..............1
RSL.................1
Necronopticous......0
Raistlin............0

555

Also 'grats qwert'

go go qwertysaur!

Awww, kikimm :(

Yay, qwerty. :)

Best Site Staff
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Baloki
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Momiji
Spatvark
Tama2
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Baloki Jiro: Tavrobel Shiny: Tavrobel Levian: Baloki Demon Dude: Momiji Noctiluca: Baloki

Del Murder: Momiji Sir Lancealot: Tavrobel rubah: Baloki Tavrobel: Momiji Psychotic: Tavrobel

Prediction Party Favourite: Baloki & Tavrobel (4/11)

xD I like it how I somehow show up in this thread only to find out I have only two votes in this entire Ciddies.

Also... go qwerty, yay!

Congrats to qwerty!

Mullet ftw

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Originally Posted by Baloki

Eyes on Final Fantasy eh? That's all we hear about, but Mullet has been living the dream for years now. We bring you the inside scoop, only on Access exDee.

Flying Mullet was born in the early thirties, back then though he was known as Justin, in a small stable house just outside Huston, Texas. His mother was a local Archichoke farmer, and his father? Bill Clinton. Over many years Flying Mullet grew into a fine, strapping young lad, he excelled in lacross and watersports. Eventually becoming the first man, nay, human being to win the coverted Yellow Balloon in Death Ski Lacross in 1976. From there things just kept getting better and better, eventually leading to the setting up of a small company called WM Media.

However behind all the glamour and rizty lifestyle, things were afoot and soon Mullets world was tumbling down all around him. His excessive dust of chocobo habit was spirling out of control, his girlfriend left him and he was banned from Lacross. It all looked over for our dear FM. But was it?

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Early in 2003 it all looked bleak for our favourite Mullet, his prospects were low, he was broke, down but not out yet. He stumbled quietly upon an internet forum about Final Fantasy, and plotted the removal of Cid and a way for his dummy company WM Media to muscle in and take over.

Oh your here for the Best Site Staff Award? Urm, yeah they all work hard or something...

:shifty:

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Old Man River must take it.

EDIT: Ugh, annoying songs.