The EoFF 2010 Ciddies, Stage Three: Winners!

This is more horrible than the Holocaust.

Best Writer
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Mogi
Rebellious Eagle

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Guardian XIII Genius Lynx: Guardian XIII Shiny: Guardian XIII Jiro: Guardian XIII Breine: Jiro Blues Agent: Mogi Raistlin: Guardian XIII Tavrobel: Guardian XIII

Goldenboko: Mogi Rantzien: Guardian XIII ~*~Celes~*~: Guardian XIII Psychotic: Guardian XIII Sir Lancealot: Guardian XIII Miriel: Guardian XIII Del Murder: Guardian XIII theundeadhero: Mogi

Prediction Party Favourite: Guardian XIII (12/16, 75%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Mogi (3/16, 19%)

That one won't soon be forgotten, I imagine!

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Originally Posted by Shiny

This is worse than the Holocaust.

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Shlup was beat by her arch nemesis.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

21: Best Writer

Someone once told me that everyone needs soap and shampoo. Someone else once told me that people need food, space, and that they have a drive for recognition. Some people release their emotional tendencies by physical exertion, some by mental exertion. And some people just plain write.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how_it_works.png

Mr. Munroe, that is not writing, but that's okay, because it's a math joke. Psst, he forgot the variable of integration.

To hell with the Arts degrees, I'm an engineer. I'll make enough to make you write for me, right up until you write a best selling book, and right up until I need to write my thesis. That's a good two years of your usefulness, so get crackin'. But, in any case, I'm not quite so much of someone who likes reading, but I have found that it is a necessary skill when it comes to other people. Gee, if only we learned how in first grade.

One of them wrote something about penis jokes, I'm sure another was a personification of scientific phenomena, and the rest was probably a short story or poetry, something about emoing it up hard, a girl he's stalking, or the pain of waiting only to be met with pleasant surprise. If someone else wants to handle the "corrections," they can feel free, but if anyone bothered to check the FYC thread, they'd know right away without having to really check. Writers don't get recognized.

In fact, they should just go on strike right now!

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Best Writer

Welcome. I remember the days when Best Writer was the Behold The Void show! Oh good times! Since his departure from the Eyeson scene, EoFF has had to rely on new talent to make the asshole of the internet the Writer's Corner habitable. Here are the Shakespeares of EoFF, if Shakespeare was decided by a studio audience that nominates members, Guardian XIII, I'm my own MILF, Jiro, Mogi, Rebellious Eagle. Oh god, what do I say now? Um. Uh. Something, something, something, Darkside. Something, something, something, complete. The winner is...!

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Bangladesh Bond

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Bangladeshi Bond...get it right

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No.

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Those who didn't make it...
Mogi.......................9
I'm my own MILF............6
Rebellious Eagle...........6
RSL........................1

For the record, here is one of the pleas Shlup sent out for votes near the end:

*snip* (Private message. It's the principal of the thing. ^_^)

All to no avail!

Good to know that our writers are well appreciated. :)

For those that are wondering, which is probably 3.2 people, the correct answer to the problem in Tav's speech is (1/3)x³ + C, assuming the constant of integration is x.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Guardian XIII

Guardian XIII.............20
Jiro......................11

Congrats! :D

Go write an acceptance speech. 3000 word minimum. :colbert:

Double spaced for correcting errors.

Kishi will be the one correcting it.