A: In a cave, (SPOILER)LOCKED UP, WON'T LET HER OUT! WON'T LET HER OUT NOOOOOOOO! WON'T LET HER OUT! Go Akon!
Q: A telephone starts playing FFVII with gameshark and looks on the ground and finds Tifa's #, what does he do?
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A: In a cave, (SPOILER)LOCKED UP, WON'T LET HER OUT! WON'T LET HER OUT NOOOOOOOO! WON'T LET HER OUT! Go Akon!
Q: A telephone starts playing FFVII with gameshark and looks on the ground and finds Tifa's #, what does he do?
A: eats a jolly good lolly
Q: why did cloud not have teh sexxorz with the grlz?
A. He already had the sexxorz with mukki?
Q. Why was my answer a question?
A: Cuz cloud didn't
Q: How come Cait Sith is as cool as Reeve?
A- That was a trick question; Reeve's about 10 times cooler.
Q- What was the most blasphemus thing Cloud said to Sephiroth (you get an imaginary cookie if you include a mother joke)
A: hey Sephy, your nipples are blazing out from your shirt
Q: why cloud hates sephy so much?
A: Well, you remember that one time in FF VII, there was a flashback to cloud and Sephi in a bar? Well, Sephiroth never called back...
Q: How much Materia could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck materia?
42 pieces.
Why doesn't Demi work on Ruby Weapon yet does on Emerald Weapon?
A: Because he has AIDS.
Q: Did Aeris drown?
A. No kitchen utensil related accident possibly a spoon
Q. Where did Tifa get her boob job?
a.the wonder square
q.how can a megaphone inflict damage?
A: People sing Backstreet Boys music through it.
Q: How can a hairpin inflict damage?
A: People write Backstreet Boys lyrics on it.
Q: How can a gun inflict damage?
A: With Mind Bullets! That's telekensis, Kyle.
Q: How can a Mop inflict damage?
A: It wipes them out, simply enough.
Q: How can Cloud carry such a big sword?