Okay I think the majority still want Shiny by satellite so that's what we'll have.
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Okay I think the majority still want Shiny by satellite so that's what we'll have.
satellites are boring :( we've already seen a few of them (including our friend Sarah Jessica Parker :p) but ah well, it'll still be cool
Sims really should be able to commit murder.
And suicide :radred:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
There's a mod where you can put a hit out on someone and a mobster will show up and shoot them.
OH USE THAT!
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Do Want.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Zoot suit and tommy gun?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Day 17: Two loced out Sims goin' crayzay. If by goin' crayzay you mean die. And I do.
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The day starts with this little debacle still going on. Apparently Lekana is trying to pick Psychotic up using toy airplanes.
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The attention whore is back...and has an audience this time!
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Keith wanders off, but Dan is rewarded for watching.
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ShlupQuack 1 Lekana 0
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These two are still at it.
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Lekana is apparently insane because she is doing the washing up in the bathroom. Great. Another nut. That is just what this house needed.
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Finally, someone disapproves of Psychotic!
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On the subject of bad smells, Dan turns around and farts onto a plate.
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Lekana immediately rushes in to give it a good sniff.
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Uh, Keith? I don't think it's such a good idea to shove your head into an electrical appliance that is spitting sparks!
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Jesus christ Exorcist Moment #2. Look at her eyes. Still, Shlup 2 Lekana 0.
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With all the sobbing and yelling that comes from Alcatraz, I am pretty sure it sounds just like the real thing did.
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Whoa Keith what happened bro!
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Apparently it's made him all the more attractive though.
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Dan makes a move on scrumpleberry and she rejects him. I know why.
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She is an honest-to-god lesbian! I was only joking about it when she was a baby but she is seriously attracted to girls.
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I think Lekana's only using her to get back at someone, though.
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One of his finest yet.
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Oh hey yeah I forgot about you. Well you'll be needing one of those in a minute, love.
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My, what a lovely day to be out watching clouds!
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"Will you lot shut up for just a minute? I'm trying to make a phone call here. Sorry about that, Satan. What were you saying? The Goebbels can't make bridge tomorrow night? Oh, that's a shame."
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Still, at least I have a nice new centerpiece for the lounge. :monster:
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A certain Scotsman finds it to be hilarious that Shiny dies.
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I wonder how hilarious he would find it if he got two new cell mates.
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Not very.
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The House Guado does not seem too bothered by his flame's untimely demise.
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And now time for some good ol'-fashioned electrical burn sex.
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Lekana: Pure class.
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"Stay away from my daughter you freak!"
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I wonder if it's a fire hazard to have a smouldering satellite just sitting there. Oh well, only one way to find out. :monster:
Also, Dan begins work on a new painting.
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I hope it's not another green woman. I have quite the collection of them already.
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Lekana rushes off to do whatever it is that girls do in the bathroom after sex, and this gives me an opportunity to explain the most frustrating thing about Alcatraz.
These Sims, these stupid bastard Sims, all insist on trying to use the toilets in the cells until I tell them to go to the proper bathroom. smurf the lot of you I can't wait until you die.
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I think I found out why all the fish keep dying.
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Shlup writes in her diary. About gnomes.
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"NO, YOU WHORE! :irked:"
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Oh ho ho, look out.
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She climbs into bed and snuggles him, and the minute her arms go around him, he goes bolt awake and bounds out of bed. Haha.
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I...I think she beat him! He has never been beaten!
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He sits there, staring blankly, for a long time. This is not going to end well.
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Dan finished his painting. It's...er...lovely? Mind you, he sold it for $446 so someone out there must have thought so.
What did he spend that 400 bucks on? Well!
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It's that time again.
FIRSTLY, I invite you to click this link to get you in the mood.
The following three screenshots and the music should explain to you what is going on here.
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This guy with a striking mullet was on the dj decks first, but I had Dan throw him off. :D
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Look who else is at the part. Apparently the love part of the love-hate relationship is in effect today.
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I don't know either.
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The les tries to make another move!
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Dan's country club cousin shows up with a green box. His name was something like Joe Cho. Hahaha.
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ShlupQuack 2 Lekana 1.
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No that is not who you should be going to to be comforted!
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Well now you've done it.
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The pimp slap of the Gods. Seriously, look at that thing. If Zeus or Thor ever had to pimp slap a bitch, it would look something like this.
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Noctiluca doesn't escape his wrath either.
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The daughter is not too pleased with mummy dearest acting like a dirty slut.
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And then Psychotic gets revenge by macking Lekana. Shlup storms in all "How DARE you cheat on me!" ShlupQuack 2 Lekana 2.
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In the middle of all of this. At least Rye has finally found happiness.
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I spoke too soon.
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She has now caught all four men of the house cheating on her.
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Lekana, pleased with herself, then takes full advantage by attempting to rape Psychotic. In front of his daughter. Who has a crush on her. Yeah, she hates them both now.
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I think the marriage is over.
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It devastates poor scrumpleberry.
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So much so that she hits on the first woman she sees. This shining example of humanity, decked out in her pajamas.
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Does he look like a man who just got divorced to you?
Time to go home. Shlup wasn't there. She had left the family! So I had to add her back in again. Just to increase the tension ;)
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I Don't Need A Name comes round. Keith is none too impressed with his bowling.
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I am pretty sure Lekana just made a pass at Jess here.
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Well this sure is an uncomfortable situation.
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At least these two seem to be making up.
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Huxley performs the most awkward dance ever.
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Speaking of awkward dances.
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Their friendship grows over a shared love of make up.
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Allllllllll byyyyyyyyyyyy myyyyyyyyyyseeeeeeeeeeeelf~
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I swear her and Bunny have drawn up a rota. They always show up on alternating nights.
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Hands up if you're a third wheel!
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Psychotic and Lekana have developed an interesting glitch.
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Their faces are permanently stuck in a "WTF?" expression.
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Keith pushes the boundaries of his new friendship a wee bit too far.
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Photobooth WTF Sex. Lekana 3 ShlupQuack 2.
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"I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR BEATING ME AT CHESS AND ALSO FOR VOMITTING ON ME WHEN YOU WERE A BABY I WISH I'D EATEN YOU WHEN I HAD A CHANCE!"
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The ghost of that vampire we killed yesterday makes a mighty fine prison guard. Ha. A vampire ghost. Overkill, much?
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...oh. At least in Heaven she can stalk Keith more effectively.
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With Alcatraz now unsafe because of the risk of being frightened to death, I release all of its prisoners.
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Oh hey remember when I said I released all of Alcatraz's prisoners? I lied.
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Midnight - a group of Sims take the Alcatraz tour. A tour I recommend to all visitors to San Fransisco, it is fascinating. :greenie:
I told you to let me shoot Lekana in the face when I had the chance. If you had I wouldn't've had to seek comfort in Noctiluca!
The Alcatraz hyjinks eased my pain at least.
Oh hey good idea Shlup.
Vote: Who should shoot who in the face?
ShlupQuack shoots Lekana in the face.
Lekana shoots ShlupQuack in the face.
Make your choice!
Shlup needs to shoot Lekana in the face, because that WTF face being stuck there is just harsh. Mercy kill imho.
also, the barbeque killed me
ShlupQuack was there first.
Hehehe, the sim's facial expressions kill me...Oh.
ShlupQuack shoots Lekana in the face. That's for stealing her man, bish.
On one hand, I want Shlup to shoot Lekana, because Shlup was there first and Lekana is a dirty bisexual whore...On the other hand, I want Lekana to shoot Shlup because Shlup has been in the house for a long time already and Lekana is a dirty bisexual whore. :jokey: