4) Best Administrator
What's that? That's the look of oppressive authoritarian regime looking down on your sorry, pathetic face, prole. There isn't a chance in hell that you get to have any sort of free will while the powers that be are running around doing whatever it is that they do. Instead, you're going to be warned, banned, killed, then banned again, and subjected to cat macros by the team that is the EoFF Administration.
Whether they are a moderator level 2, or the software guru, the EoFF Administrator just needs the power that he's got to... get, I guess. It's not like there's anything else they could do. But let's look at who and why some of these people are here.
Cid made this site. I'll remember to write a book 9001 pages long, fail to cite my references, and make sure as many people listen to me as they can. Hell, I'll even get three other people to help me write it, and they can do whatever they want to it, and I'll just paste their stuff in. Because he's the boss. He'll talk to corporate, hit on Suzie, die, and fly into the sun. 'Cuz he's the boss.
crono_logical the person, not to be confused with the machine that shares his name, identity, and taste in blow-up women, is someone who bothers to do things around here. Other than to regulate site technical foibles, he does the site's chat foibles, too.
Del Murder is a conniving bastard. That's all I'll say. Oppressive regime is all the rage these days, and being one of the more active Administrators allows him to do that with deadly efficiency. Whether he's the one who's keeping the proles under his thumb personally, telling Miriel to do it, or yelling at Momiji, there's no escaping this Enforcer. Bastard.
Flying Mullet is an airborne virus with the ability to grow long tresses of dead skin in a short amount of time. Unfortunately, he's gone and left EoFF to have his own life. Maybe the award will be a good parting gift for the man and all of the work he's done in the past years. But the Ciddies only apply for 6 months. Damn.
Kawaii Ryűkishi the tentacle man. Hide daughters and extremely attractive women, especially those of the younger than 12 variety, as they are the most vulnerable to his extremity-based style of interaction: the snide comment and "hello" handshake. He should win for the awesome of his handshake.
Leeza, cat woman, dragon lady, is the epitome of a CK that has been exposed to a Power Stone and evolved. Fortunately, her trainer taught her many moves before she evolved, so there's no arguing against her moveset, which largely consists of excellent moderation, a sense of potential verbal aggravation, and feline wiles. Beware those of the yellow brand, in particular.
Loony BoB, also a conniving bastard, is so awesome, that he decided to not be able to be contained by the shackles of corporate-owned and traded ownership. He gets activity on his side, and a free
omgmygame plug. I swear, I'll start blogging again soon; my excuse is writing speeches for the Ciddies. (AG, don't tell him my first PM was sometime around 1 AM earlier, and they started coming in in rapid succession)
Roogle DEAR GOD JAMELS ALIVE. Haha, Baloki, that's right, he's alive. The administrative ninja is here to solve your problems, and I've heard that he's a cool chatter. But other than that, he's a bit of a lecherous poodle, and a proud wearer of his extra Green Title. Green is not the same as Pink, people.
Samuraid, another conniving bastard, is the ultimate in technical affairs, occasional poster, birthday sharer, and all-around impossibly awesome person. He should win, because, you know, he'll crash the forums if he doesn't. He's
that kind of guy!
ShlupQuack's ass, the last, but not least of the EoFF Administrators graces us with her presence and opens up with a parade of cruel mockery and some hint of job-doing. No duck can get in her way, no Devil Man confused without Shlup around. I should just line up a line of Fs around the block.
