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Denmark's Guide to Being Like Denmark at The Ciddies
1. Firstly, the pre-Ciddies months. Be conspicuously absent from posting, so much so that no one notices you're not posting. Continue to visit the forums at least once daily. Post in a random newbie thread or your birthday thread or similar nonsense on a frequency of somewhere between once a month and once a week. Giving your friends from back in the day a couple usernotes during this time period will keep them confident about your continued existence and the fact that you're still somewhat concerned with EoFF.
2. Now, the Ciddies nomination thread has come out. The day this does, start posting in threads as if you were there and active the entire time. Post once or twice in the Ciddies thread, but do not spam it. Peruse the members, find a good newbie to support for Best Newbie. A number of good newbies seem to come out just before Ciddies time, and you can make your own judgment on who you want to support. It could be an excellent newbie thread, an excellent username, or just an excellent overall first impression. If any of your friends from the days of old aren't Cid's Knights yet, they're your nomination for Best Veteran. For Best Regular, nominate the first person you see who posts and fits the criteria. When it comes to the rest of the nominations, try to nominate as many different people as you can, possibly going through the Ciddies thread and picking users at random. Try to always nominate yourself for at least one award, but never the moron award, as that is the only Ciddie Denmark has ever won and this did not please him.
3. Now that you've nominated, it's time to post some more until the nominees come out. Go to as many forums as you can and post in as many threads as you can while you're waiting. Once the finalized list of nominees comes out, look at the thread excitedly, and then sigh as yet again you were not nominated for anything. Go on and vote for your friends and/or those people you see as potential non-winners because you like boosting other people's self esteem. Once you've finished voting, now it's time to write your presentation speech/es. Be creative. Once those are finished and turned in, now it's time to wait for the presentation thread.
4. During the presentation thread, post early and often. Make predictions even though you weren't part of the prediction party. Tell Award Guy to hurry up. Post nonsense that has nothing to do with the Ciddies at all. After the whole debacle is over, Best Member has been awarded, and Award Guy goes to bed, you will post in the "who did you vote for" and possibly the "who did you nominate" (if there is one) threads, and you will then have had your fill of posting for the majority of the next 6 months, when the next Ciddies rolls around. Then it's time to repeat this whole process!
I hope this guide is helpful for everyone who wants to be like me.
Here's a little tip for all of us:
Unfortunately, no one can be told what spam is. You have to see it for yourself.
but lookout lollollol spam can cause this:
hgjhd547645gy53ghfjdgiddqdidkfahtfdghjy78gh. Kweh, sorry for the spammabomination. :elk: :smash: :trout: :frylock: :rsl:
I'm gone for two days... and this happens?! WTF? :confused: :mog: :choc2:
I DO NOT NEED THESE STUPID GUIDE TO SPAM! ALL I NEED IS BERRIES AND CREAM :bigsmile:!
BERRIES AND CREAM IS A LIE AND MUST BE INCINERATED BY FIRE AND MOIST WHITE CHOCOLATE WITH YELLOW AND FELLOW RIGHTS AND I LIKE SUNDAES WITH MUSTARD IN THE DRYER ON A FRIDAY WITH SILLY CAT PICTURES AND A MONSTER WHO EATS PHILIP WHEN GOD SPEAKS MORMONESE DURING EASTER WEDNESDAY WHILE ALIAS IS PLAYING RERUNS ON A SUNDAY WITH SUNDAES ON A SUNDAY WITH WILBUR TATUMAN WHILE SPEAKING CANTONESE WITH MY BUDDY QWERTY!
Everyhing made sense till the last sentence came by I suppose the last sentence was the only sentence with spam in it though I have a feeling the whole post was supposed to be spam. I find it amazing that I actually read it all.:choc2:Quote:
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