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Can I have the movie rights to this? :cool:
C.S.I. EOFF!
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio as bipper
Keifer Sutherland as The Detective
Forest Whitaker as Bunny
Janet Leigh as ShlupQuack
Keira Knightley as rubah
Anthony Perkins as Psychotic
Stephen Rea as Levian
And introducing the Bishop of Cardiff as Tavrobel
So everything will be just as it was before?Quote:
Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
Well, that kinda backfired then. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DemonDudefiftyfive
Shlup's fat ass probably just pushed the fluffy puff between the cushions of the couch where it patiently remains in a state of loss.
We've got evidence that states otherwise... :shifty:
I'm not black!
My official accusation:
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It was either him, Laurence Fishburne or Judi Dench. Everyone else was taken. Mysteriously. At the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
So take your pick. ;)
It's time to wrap this case up Detectives. This is what we have:
Odaisé Gaelach- Accuses Psychotic and Levian of being the crooks. You're going to send those two to jail for a long time as partners in crime. Unfortunately, they're innocent of this crime.
Jessweeee♪- Accuses rubah of the thievery. rubah will be locked away forever by this girls accusation. runah didn't do it :(
demondude55- Accuses Tavrobel. Did the sneaky neighbor steal the Fluffy Puff? No, he didn't do it but he'll be spending jail time for it anyway.
So, three people in jail and not one of them guilty. So, who stole is then? The answer is Bunny! Bunny stole the Fluffy Puff and got clear away with it.
This is what I sent to the players as what happened.
ShlupQuack
Your fluffy puff has been stolen!
You loved that fluffy puff. It was given to you four years ago by your old boyfriend bipper and you take it everywhere even though you and him hate each other now. rubah lived with you at that time. One day you forgot it at home as you left for work. When you came home bipper was in front of your house with a key and the fluffy puff was gone. You called the police and they arrested bipper. Also that day you had talked to Tavrobel and left the backdoor unlocked so he could borrow your pet turtle.
The initial police report will just say that your fluffy puff was stolen while you were at work and it's the detectives job to find it. bipper has been arrested as the initial suspect. To begin we recommend interviewing the victim ShlupQuack, and also her neighbors. Tavrobel is one neighbor. Psy and Levian live together and are her other neighbor.
When they PM to question you tell them that the police report pretty much explains everything that happened. Also that you left a window open that someone could have climbed through, the back door was left open so that Tavrobel could get in to borrow your pet turtle for the day, and that your boyfriend Bunny also has a way to get inside.
Psychotic
You and Levian live together next door to ShlupQuack. On this day her fluffy puff that her old boyfriend bipper gave her four years ago was stolen. On the day it was stolen you and Levian had climbed through an open window to steal her pet turtle and borrow her laundry detergant. The fluffy puff was sitting on the couch. Then you snuck out and headed towards the beach to use the turtle to steal surfboards from Old Manus' surf shop. On the way to the beach you saw Bunny going into Shlup's house. When you got back you and Levian forgot to bring the turtle and laundry detergant back at first, but then Levian reminded you. When you brought it back the Fluffy Puff was gone. You just happen to know that rubah still has a house key from when she lived with Shlup. You asked bipper to get that key for you.
When people question you about the theft you don't want to admit that you snuck into her house. That would incriminate you. You'll just want to tell them that you and Levian went to the beach that day, on the way to the beach you saw Bunny, Shlup's current boyfriend, going into the house with his backpack. You didn't think anything strange about him going there at all. You went to the beach to go swimming. You'll definately want to mention that rubah still has a key to the house even though she doesn't live there anymore. You won't want to mention that you asked bipper to get it for you.
At some point people will be asking you questions again because of info they got from other people, and contradicting info. If they ask about you sneaking in the house tell them that you did, but it was to borrow some laundry detergant. You still don't want to admit stealing the turtle. Tell them that the fluffy puff was on the couch when you got the laundry detergant but when you brought it back later it was gone. If they ask why you said you went to the beach to go swimming and Levian said you went to the beach to build sand castles admit that the two of you went to the surf shop. Don't say anything about the turtle or stealing surfboards though. That's a little side crime they have a chance to solve on their own! Only admit it if they directly ask if you used the turtle to steal surfboards. If they ask about you wanting bipper to get the key for you admit that you did. Make up any reason why.
Old Manus
You run a surf shop on the beach. Someone has been stealing your surfboards with a turtle. That's all you have to say :)
Levian
You and Psychotic live together next door to ShlupQuack. On this day Shlup's fluffy puff, that her old boyfriend bipper gave her four years ago, has been stolen. rubah lived with her at that time. Earlier in the day you and Psy snuck in her house through an open side window to steal her pet turtle and borrow some laundry detergant. While you were there the fluffy puff was sitting on the couch. Then you two went to the beach to use the turtle to steal surfboards from Old Manus' surf shop. After you got back both of you forgot to bring the turtle and laundry detergant back at first. Then you saw Tavrobel coming out the back door carrying a cage with a cloth over it. That reminded you to bring the stuff back. When you did the fluffy puff was gone. You also happen to know that rubah has always been envious of Shlup's fluffy puff.
When the detectives first question you the last thing you want to do is admit that you snuck in Shlup's house that day. That would incriminate you! Just tell them that on that day you and Psy went to the beach to build sand castles. After you got back you saw Tavrobel sneaking out the back door with a covered cage. You definately want to mention that rubah has always been jealous of that fluffy puff.
At some time people will question you again because of new information, and conflicting info. If they ask you about sneaking in the house tell them you did to borrow some laundry detergant. Don't admit to stealing the turtle! Tell them that the fluffy puff was on the couch when you snuck in, but was gone when you brought the laundry detergant back. If they ask why you said you went to the beach to build sand castles and Psy said you went to swim admit that the two of you went to the surf shop. Don't say anything about the turtle or stealing surfboards though. That's a little side crime they have a chance to solve on their own! Only admit it if they directly ask if you used the turtle to steal surfboards.
Tavrobel
You live next door to ShlupQuack. On the day in question her fluffy puff that her old boyfriend bipper gave her four years ago was stolen. She loved that fluffy puff and carried it with her everywhere. You hate that fluffy puff and think it's stupid. That morning you talked to her and she left her back door open so that you could borrow her pet turtle. During the day you saw Psychotic and Levian, her other neighbors who live together, sneak into the house through the side window, and then when they left they headed toward Old Manus' surf shop on the beach. You couldn't see that they were carrying anything. Later on you saw Bunny, her current boyfriend, go into the house with his backpack. He does it pretty often to do laundry. Eventually you went to borrow the turtle with a covered cage but it was missing so you left.
When people PM you to question what happened just tell them everything that happened. The only thing you would want to leave out is that you always thought her fluffy puff was stupid, because that could give you a motive. If they ask about you not liking it then it's fine to admit it, just say that even though you didn't like it you would never steal it from Shlup.
rubah
Someone has stolen Shlup's fluffy puff! You've always been jealous of that fluffy puff. The morning of that day you, bipper, and bunny were hanging out in your shared dorm room. bipper was on his computer and bunny was doing laundry. You were getting ready for class. Before going to class you were going to go to ShlupQuack's because the night before you had left your cell phone over there. You knew Shlup wouldn't be home but that didn't bother you because you still had a key from when you and her used to live together. When you got there your key was missing so you went to class. After class you went back Bunny was sitting on the couch with his backback. He said he was doing laundry. You got your phone and left.
When they question you saw that you were in the dorm room that morning with Bunny and bipper. Bunny was doing laundry and bipper was on his computer. You went to get your cell phone in the morning but couldn't get in so you went to class and came back later. When you went back later bunny was there sitting on the couch. Said he was doing laundry even though he was already doing laundry that morning. You got your phone and left. You didn't see the fluffy puff anywhere. Don't mention that you had a key to Shlup's house because that could incriminate you.
Later on you might recieve more PMs because of new information or conflicts in other information. The only thing you held out was that you had a key, so if they ask about that just say you did still have one but it went missing.
bipper
Someone has stolen ShlupQuack's fluffy puff and you've been arrrested for it! You didn't do it. The morning it was stolen you, Bunny, and rubah were hanging out in your shared dormroom. You were messing around on your computer, Bunny was doing laundry, and rubah was getting ready for class. Before class she was going to go to Shlup's because she had forgotten her cell phone there the night before. While she was getting ready you stole a key she had to Shlup's house because Psychotic had asked you to. After ShlupQuack had left you left to go to classes all day. Bunny had already finished all his laundry. After class you went towards Psy's house to give him the key. Psy lives with Levian right next to ShlupQuack's. While you were getting out of your car ShlupQuack pulled up and saw you with a key to her house. She noticed that her fluffy puff was gone and called the cops on you.
When people PM you to question what happened you just have to tell them exactly what happened. There's no need to leave any of it out. Only Old Manus has an easier part!
Bunny
You stole ShlupQuack's fluffy puff! Let's try to get away with it. You stole it because it was given to her by her old boyfriend bipper. She still loved it and carried it around everywhere. You were jealous. This is what happened that day. That morning you, rubah, and bipper were in your shared dormroom. rubah was getting ready for class and bipper was on his computer. Before class rubah was going to go to Shlup's because she forgot her phone there the night before. You saw bipper stealing a key to ShlupQuack's house while she was getting ready. You were doing laundry. rubah left, and you finished your laundry before Bunny left for class. Then you grabbed your backback and went to ShlupQuacks to steal the fluffy puff. You're her boyfriend so you had a way to get in. It was sitting on the couch. While you were there you heard someone coming in after you had put it in your backpack. You sat down on the couch. It was rubah. You said you were doing laundry over there. That's something that happens pretty often so it wasn't suspicious. Then she left. Then you snuck out with the fluffy puff!
Now, let's talk about what to tell the detectives when they question you. DON"T ADMIT ANYTHING! You can say the obvious stuff, and lie about the rest to not get caught. Say that morning you were in the dormroom you share with bipper and rubah. She was getting ready to go class. Definately mention that she was going to Shlup's before class because that incriminates her. Say that bipper was on his computer. Definately mention that you saw him stealing rubah's key to ShlupQuacks house. You can say that you were doing laundry, but don't admit that you finished it. Say you didn't and had to go to Shlup's to finish it. Say you never saw the fluffy puff there. Also mention that while you were there "doing laundry" rubah came over. You might have to make some stuff up to avoid questions, just don't mention the other characters because that might confuse the story. Have fun! :)
Everything bolded and underlined is important to solving this case. Normally I would ask a bunch of questions and stuff here but right now I don't have time, so... later :)
You fools. Even without reading the information in this thread I thought it was Bunny.
So is bipper getting executed then?
awwww....sorry bipps....and rubah...
I didn't know anything at all about Psy and Lev being at Shlup's. Tavrobel didn't tell me that :cry: That might have put a time frame on things for me.
I also didn't know that the Fluffy Puff was given to her by bipper, or that the window was open.
Aaaanyway, from the information I got, it could only have been Tavrobel, Shlup, bipper, Bunny, or rubah. I doubted Shlup or bipper would have done it. Tavrobel wouldn't have done it, because as far as he knew, it would have been totally obvious it was him. That narrows it down to Bunny and rubah. I didn't know bipper gave Shlup the Fluffy Puff, so I didn't think Bunny had a motive. rubah wanted the Fluffy Puff pretty badly, so I decided it was her.
What I should have caught, was that Bunny had a bag and could have snuck it out, but if rubah took it she'd have to carry it out in the open and Bunny would have noticed her. I had all of the information I needed for that.
I should have known it was Bunny... Whatever, he's terrible in bed anyway.
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/98...anet.leigh.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
Hell yes!
Maryl Streep would be a better choice
http://www.insidesocal.com/outinholl...rylStreep2.jpg
It takes two to tango, baby. I was cheating on you anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Thanks for playing, folks. It was fun, I'm going to enjoy a nice fruity beverage on a secluded beach with my stolen fluffy puff now.
Oh, one question:
The hell is a fluffy puff?
Great work, Lar! I was hoping more detectives would participate, but maybe next time! There is going to be a next time, right? ;)
Damn you Bunny! I thought you might have been the culprit, the one thing was a lack of a motive! If I had'veknownbeen told that bipper gave Shlup the Fluffy Puff, I would have had a motive for you!
I'm sorry ShlupQuack... well, no, I'm not sorry at all. Classic is so much cooler anyway. :D
But I am sorry Psychotic and Levian. So when are you both getting executed, 'cause I was looking to buy a ticket...
EDIT:
I hope so. Cheers theundeadhero and everyone! I had great fun inspecting and suspecting y'all! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian