Overweight Final Fantasy characters

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12-09-2007, 04:16 AM
SuperMillionaire

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

President Shinra

I imagine Banon and Duncan from VI as possible too

And Galuf from V

but its hard to tell from a few small sprites

I'm going to reject Shinra, but I will take your other three suggestions. Someone else suggested Norg, so I'll take that one in. We now have all 18 contestants! They are:

Green team (Cloud Strife)
Quina
Brahne
Palmer
Don Corneo
Heidegger
Baku

Yellow team (Tifa Lockhart)
Bikke
Kinoc
Keepa
Ward
Tonberry King
Gogo

Brown team (Vincent Valentine)
Owzer
Cindy
Norg
Banon
Duncan
Galuf

Expect the the thread for the game, The Biggest Loser: Final Fantasy edition, to come out as soon as I mold up the rules. Look for it either in this section or the general gaiming discussion section of this forum. The game will begin in January. Until then, let's talk about what we're looking forward to. Also see the spinoff thread "Overweight Kingdom Hearts characters" for the Kingdom Hearts spinoff that will contain Disney characters included and not included in the Kingdom Hearts franchise.
12-09-2007, 09:45 AM
Ouch!

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Originally Posted by RedCydranth

Also, compared to some of the stick figures in the series like Yuna, Rikku, Tifa and Yuffie, Lulu from FFX is "overweight" but to be honest I find her one of the more attractive gals in the series because she's realistically proportioned.

I guffawed.
12-09-2007, 10:24 AM
f f freak

I take it SuperMillionaire is just avoiding the question as to why Cloud and Vincent would be good trainers. I can even understand Cloud a little bit but Vincent I really don't.
12-09-2007, 01:12 PM
SuperMillionaire

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Originally Posted by f f freak

I take it SuperMillionaire is just avoiding the question as to why Cloud and Vincent would be good trainers. I can even understand Cloud a little bit but Vincent I really don't.

It's how they correspond to the real TV show's trainers.

Cloud Strife = Bob Harper
Tifa Lockhart = Kim Lyons
Vincent Valentine = Jillian Michaels
12-09-2007, 01:34 PM
NeoCracker

Um, Galuf?

http://www.finalfantasytr.com/artwor...-art/galuf.jpg

Trust me, he is not overwieght.

Just take Shinra.
12-09-2007, 01:44 PM
SuperMillionaire

Okay then, Galuf's out, Shinra's in.

Brown team (Vincent Valentine)
Owzer
Cindy
Norg
Banon
Duncan
Shinra
12-09-2007, 02:56 PM
f f freak

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Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire

Quote:

Originally Posted by f f freak

I take it SuperMillionaire is just avoiding the question as to why Cloud and Vincent would be good trainers. I can even understand Cloud a little bit but Vincent I really don't.

It's how they correspond to the real TV show's trainers.

Cloud Strife = Bob Harper
Tifa Lockhart = Kim Lyons
Vincent Valentine = Jillian Michaels

So Bob Harper is a super soldier who thinks he is actually someone else? Jillian Michaels is an ex-member of an organisation that went round killing and kidnapping people, turned loner who can turn into demons and is probably about 60 while he only looks about 25?
12-09-2007, 04:12 PM
demondude

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Originally Posted by f f freak

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Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire

Quote:

Originally Posted by f f freak

I take it SuperMillionaire is just avoiding the question as to why Cloud and Vincent would be good trainers. I can even understand Cloud a little bit but Vincent I really don't.

It's how they correspond to the real TV show's trainers.

Cloud Strife = Bob Harper
Tifa Lockhart = Kim Lyons
Vincent Valentine = Jillian Michaels

So Bob Harper is a super soldier who thinks he is actually someone else? Jillian Michaels is an ex-member of an organisation that went round killing and kidnapping people, turned loner who can turn into demons and is probably about 60 while he only looks about 25?

Yes.
12-09-2007, 09:08 PM
Vivisteiner

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Um, Galuf?

http://www.finalfantasytr.com/artwor...-art/galuf.jpg

Trust me, he is not overwieght.

Just take Shinra.

OMG, Galuf has breasts!
12-14-2007, 08:07 PM
SuperMillionaire

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Originally Posted by demondude55

Quote:

Originally Posted by f f freak

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Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire

Quote:

Originally Posted by f f freak

I take it SuperMillionaire is just avoiding the question as to why Cloud and Vincent would be good trainers. I can even understand Cloud a little bit but Vincent I really don't.

It's how they correspond to the real TV show's trainers.

Cloud Strife = Bob Harper
Tifa Lockhart = Kim Lyons
Vincent Valentine = Jillian Michaels

So Bob Harper is a super soldier who thinks he is actually someone else? Jillian Michaels is an ex-member of an organisation that went round killing and kidnapping people, turned loner who can turn into demons and is probably about 60 while he only looks about 25?

Yes.

And Kim Lyons is a provocative girl who likes to show off her elegantly feminine but strong appearance. LOL.

I do see similarities. Bob may not be a super soldier, but Cloud looks kind of like him (except for the spiky hair). Tifa looks more like Jillian by hair, but by clothing, as well as personality, she is more like Kim. And Vincent dresses in both black and red, and has long, dark hair like Jillian.

Judging by their personalities, I can tell how their training styles will be like. Both Cloud and Tifa have touchy-feely and supportive qualities about them and are mild about their training approach, as are Bob and Kim. Vincent, however, doesn't have that vibe, and neither does Jillian. He may not be the hardcore, beat-them-up kind of coach like Jillian is, but he doesn't seem to be very mellow like Cloud/Bob and Tifa/Kim are.
12-15-2007, 10:49 AM
No.78

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Selphie Quen.
12-15-2007, 09:57 PM
SuperMillionaire

Uh...?
12-16-2007, 02:06 AM
Dr. Acula

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Originally Posted by Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedCydranth

Also, compared to some of the stick figures in the series like Yuna, Rikku, Tifa and Yuffie, Lulu from FFX is "overweight" but to be honest I find her one of the more attractive gals in the series because she's realistically proportioned.

I guffawed.

So did I. Since when has Lulu been "realistically proportioned"?:confused:
12-29-2007, 05:49 PM
SuperMillionaire

I don't think Lulu is overweight...

Speaking of The Biggest Loser, the finale of season 4 was last night, and despite there being only one male finalists, he won.

Also, on each of the three teams of Final Fantasy Biggest Loser, please tell me the order of which they weigh from least to greatest, and then I will determine their starting weight. Tentatively, the contesntants' weights will range from 250 to 500 lbs., but I don't know which ones are heavier than the rest, so I need you to tell me which ones are heavier and which ones are lighter. Please do this for all three teams. I need to know how much each contestant should weigh before I begin the game (some will weigh more than others).
12-29-2007, 06:11 PM
Aerith's Knight

Steiner
Baku
fat chocobo

should be on there too

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