This Whole Mother-smurfing Thing

I've never caught my parents doing anything more than touching each other inappropriately while in mixed company.

I don't think I would want to imagine this. Kinda sounds like a scary thought. :D

I've heard my mom's vibrator and I found it one day in her drawer when looking for her class ring. That was quite scary enough for me.

The thought of them having sex doesn't really bother me as much as it used to, but it's still not pleasant to think about :p

I don't think of my parents having sex. It's perfectly normal. I'm sure they don't like to think about me having sex, either.

I don't have parents. I came into being already fully formed at the beginning of time.

I'm cool with it. My dad's a known whore and my mom could use a good lay.

It's none of my business, so I don't think about it. I don't mind, they can do what they like. I just don't like thinking about it in case images start popping into my head, in which case it becomes weird and scary. :(