Halo 3: ODST

Oh, have I ever told you guys about that one game I had in social against 4 generals?

Me and Barry Manilow and a couple of randoms who were like colonel or something, against 4 generals, all of whom had at least one star more than just-promoted. They come in talking like they are the hottest :bou::bou::bou::bou: since Julius Caesar took a dump, and we go at it on The Pit. We're even for the first few kills and then slowly we pull ahead, until they're on about 41 and we're on 45 or 46 - and one of them's like "Guys if we lose this they're going to rip the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of us" (None of us had replied to their smack).

We promptly win 50-47 I believe and before they're able to quit in shame I say "Oh you generals, you generals. What the smurf was that? I expected better." in the most :smug: tone you have ever heard in your life.

Hahahah you badman. :up:

I think we had a similar time. Me and Dan got split up and he got put on a team with three Generals who had a go at him for being a 35. And I totally trashed them and Dan could hear them raging in their geordie and Irish accents at me the entire time "You're not good! He thinks he's good but he's :bou::bou::bou::bou:!"

haha yeah that was funny as smurf, they were all awful. I just love the way 90% of people who get to rank 50 on halo suddenly think they are gods of the gaming world who feel the compulsive need to dish out their sagely advice to all the peons they play with. and especially the ones who think that having a high rank gives them the god given right to wield all the best weapons on the map. I find it especially pleasing to betray those ones right after they have picked up their poncy sniper rifle. I find it especially amusing when they think IT'S PRO to use weapons from little hidden nub spots miles away. No it is pro to kill people in point blank range magnum fights. Not using banshees to camp on top of valhalla's base towers and snipe like a pussy.

I don't really care about stats or anything. I'm not a good enough player for that crap to matter. But I'm a total achievement junkie, especially for sexy Bungie stuff. All I need is a few more online achievements and BAM! katana. I planned on just getting the bastard LW achivements and then fleeing, but got so bored. They're such boring players, it's unbelieveable.

The game is out on Tuesday. :excited:

We need tryouts for our Halo 3 ODST team as I believe we have a spare slot. xXx clAn EoFF sYnPaZ 420 xXx is going for the gold!

The tryouts will consist of 1 (one) of the following game types:

- MLG rules slayer on MLG Construct v3.7
- MLG Flag on Onslaught
- MLG Snipers on Sandtrap Covies
- Us torturing you in Forge for an hour.

Dad preordered the game last night so he could play as Johnson, as well as the fact he could pick it up Monday night. He's as excited as a little kid.

I might play a bit of it too.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

- MLG Snipers on Sandtrap Covies

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Oh god. Oh god no. Why would you even joke about such a thing. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../icon_gonk.gif

Also, just watched the newest Vidoc and it's looking so sweet. Do want the Halo: CE vibe again.

Are you playing with us or are you playing it with Barry Chuckle?

Was gonna be with you guys but he decided to develop amnesia and not show up today, so he'll be over either Tuesday or Wednesday and you know we're gonna be all over that. The rest of the time, it'll be with y'all.

Traitor :colbert:

Guess we really do need a fourth!

Also apparently Firefight won't have Matchmaking which is kind of devastating really.

You'll find out what happens to deserters in OUR army, Hobbes. Just you wait. :doublecolbert:

:shobon:

It'll only be for a few hours guize don't worry!

Traitors are not accepted even if they claim it is a Covertop! :colbert: You'll learn the price of treason the hardway MILF

Also: no matchmaking on firefight so what how will we team up with each other to show the rest of the world how it's done?

Looks like I'll have my Xbox back on Monday or Tuesday. Great timing.

Who needs Huxley :love: