What is green and glides down the mountain?
(SPOILER)A Skiwi!
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What is green and glides down the mountain?
(SPOILER)A Skiwi!
Mullet -- though it's a struggle to type through the pain from those obnoxiously terrible puns, you are my hero.
The last two are more unjokes than puns, though those are also amusing.
Q: Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
A: (SPOILER)Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
An egg and a sausage in a frying pan,
The sausage says it’s hot in here
The egg says “omg it’s a talking sausage!”
I don't get your first one, tav T_T
Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff.
Boom boom, sssss.
More like "boom boom squish"Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
BADUM TSSS
OK SO
a snail is...snailing down a forest path when she is mugged by a turtle! her fellow woodland creatures call for help and two jack rabbit policemen show up.
"we need you to tell us about the event, ma`am," said one of the policemen.
"oh!" said the snail. "i don`t know... it all happened so fast!"
Two women sitting in a room without talking
Your Mom in front of a mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRid
YouQuote:
Originally Posted by KentarouYour Mom in front of a mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRid
MeQuote:
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Originally Posted by AntRid
Damn your good at thisQuote:
Originally Posted by KentarouMeQuote:
Originally Posted by AntRidYouQuote:
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Originally Posted by AntRid
You sit by the fireplace. There is you, your loved one, and time. You look into each other eyes and just when you start to kiss the sun creeps up through the windows. You sigh, where did time go?
(SPOILER)He got embarrassed and ran out.