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How are we talking then?
Actually, that did happen. It was the plot of this really strange porno I saw. Although the best bit was when Bill Clinton humped sixty-three pumpkins over a 10 minute period and made a noise like a train's whistle after each one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
I mean, uh, groan groan groan.
Typing. And Pokémon can't read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Also, Nec, I didn't believe you until you mentioned Bill Clinton's part.
I have a Kirlia that reads my mind, then sends the commands to my other pokemon.
Zombies have no minds. They are merely primal instincts. That's Zombies 101!
I'm not your average zombie
All zombies are your average zombie.
You have not met me then. I'm not your average zombie.
If you aren't, then by definition you aren't a zombie at all. More lies from the communist zombies!
I'm a FFX zombie. Not a FFVI zombie :p
Zombies are mindless creature by definition. If you were still capable of higherbrain functions, I would tell you to read the Zombie Survival Guide. :colbert:
Zombie survival guide is propaganda to make us zombies look a lot worse than we actually are. :zombert:
I've read that book, highly insightful, (actually I borrowed it from my friend, 3 of who own it and live by it....)Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Will it be useful to know that information should you succeed in your quest?
Will you bite me if I try to join? Why do you like brains, they're a little to grey for my taste?
Are you really interested in boomer bile?(l4d ref)
Why?
What is your plan for economical growth for the coming fiscal year?
Does it involve lunch?
If you succeed will everyone be forced into zombie-dom???
It'll probably be more useful to know the lyrics to Michael Jackson's Thriller. We're a sucker for a dance!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Depends if you want to become infected. If not you can always be a death cultist!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Something deep inside of me...I can't explain it...it just HUNGERS!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Also, here's a little tip. If you score some blood from the foot (and it has to be the foot, so that the blood is at the bottom of the body) and pour it all over the brain, it'll make it much more salty and tasty! Give it a go next time you feel the urge!Yes; Just look at it!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Simple. We intend to create 6,000,000,000 new jobs this year, with exciting titles as "Brain Collection Agent", "Slaughter and Mayhem Services Officer", and "Cid's Knight at Eyes on Final Fantasy". We also wish to change the current currency to a finger-based system, with one finger having the worth of $10.Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Also, yes, it does involve lunch. And breakfast, dinner, afternoon tea, supper, luncheon, and brunch. Not to mention elevenses and midnight snacks! Om nom nom!Only those who voted for the 501st. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Did you realize that you had a walrus arguing with a sealion for most of this thread? Somethings fishy around here...