Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

BRAVEBEARD RISE AND RISE TO VICTORY. ONWARDS EVER ONWARDS GROWING AND NEVER TRIMMING FOR FREE IS MY BEARD

Jiro has to win this one. Shlup could easily grow a larger beard than he did in 3 months.

I literally have no idea who it could be.

*Post to get shorty off my back*

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I'll just leave this here, shall I?

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Let's take a moment to think about what beards have done for us throughout history. As a recognized beard advocate, I tell you that these facial forests are an absolute must for the further progression of man. Where would Darwin have time to think of his shenannigan ideas if he was concerned about warming his chin? Let's face it, Lincoln just doesn't have the wherewithal to pull off a bare face and would have been mocked into humiliation as President if he were beardless. Moustaches aren't to be left out, either - Einstein was a fine man, only made finer by his noble friend that rested above his upper lip. Lastly, I ask you, where the hell would ZZ Top be if not for their beards?

We have a great list of candidates for this award. Take a look at enano - have you seen the power this man can weild? He didn't join the beard contest, but he danm well could have dominated it if he chose to. The thought of being in the presence of his overgrown facial hair makes my heart flutter.

Guardian XIII. I've seen this beard in person, so believe me when I tell you it was glorious and has potential that only Gandalf dreams of.

We all know of the good fight Jiro put up trying to squeeze his little chinny chin chin-hairs out, but I can see a day to come in the future where Jiro storms into EoFF with the beard of a madman. Just to prove us all wrong.

It's surprising that Leeza made the cut, but we don't gender-discriminate here. She's a fine lady who, if she puts her mind to it, can accomplish anything. That means putting all you boys to shame.

Who doesn't love a towering Swedish lumberjack covered in hair? That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Rantzien is an well-deserved candidate for this award not only because of the stereotype of his heritage, but because of his goal to someday look like Joaquin Phoenix when he fell off his rocker.

And Shlup would probably knock you all out of the water if given the chance. But she's a lady. Keep in mind, though, that the day may come when she surprises us all.

I'm not going anywhere, babe.

Lovely speech xD

enano..........7
Leeza..........7
Guardian XIII..4
Rantzien.......3
RSL............1

:aimkiss:

I've been growing a beard throughout the holiday season. Beards rule.

Is that Shlup v Jiro I see? Oh ho ho.

You watch I'll win this and it'll be :bou::bou::bou::bou:

ShlupQuack.....12

Jiro...........8

Not even the :bou::bou::bou::bou:, just :bou::bou::bou::bou:. smurfING BOLLOCKS IS WHAT, YA HEAR

Oh thank smurf for that. But now I can't post this pic. smurf it I will anyway

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...en3-copy-2.jpg

bahahaha Shlup won