What are the three major elements of a corny chemistry joke?
(SPOILER)Cobalt, radon, and yttrium
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What are the three major elements of a corny chemistry joke?
(SPOILER)Cobalt, radon, and yttrium
Wow, that was CoRnY! But it took far, far too long for it to click :shobon:
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
(SPOILER)A pool table.
haha timekeeper :P thats so random
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
(SPOILER)A Stick
I already said that one
Possibly offensive.
What happens if you play the movie Cinderella backwords?
(SPOILER)It becomes a story about a bitch learning her place. :jess:
And now another long one.....
A mother polar bear and her cub are walking along north of the Arctic Circle.
The cub looked at his mom as asked, "Mom, am I a polar bear?"
"Yes son. You are a polar bear."
The walked a little further and the cub asked with an unusual look on his face.
"Mom, are you SURE I'm a polar bear?"
She chuckled and replied, "Yes dear, I'm quite certain you are a polar bear."
About another 10 minutes went by and with a look of incredulity the cub asked again.
"Mom, are you really, really certain I'm a polar bear?"
A little exasperated the mother replied, "YES. YES. I know you are a polar bear! Why do you keep asking?!"
"Well, it's hard to believe because I'm freezing my ass off!"
:p I like it!
What happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everyone else. :jess:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(SPOILER)To get to the other side!
Get it? It's funny because the punchline is straightforward and doesn't lead to the comical resolution you expected :jess:
ya we get it :3
What is a black man flying an airplaine?
(SPOILER)A pilot!! u racist!! >: (
heres a very racist oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana
a man was asleep and he woke up to see a vase floating up from his nightstand
he said drop it chocolate theif.
It turned out it was actually a guy in the vent with a string and hook.
the man was racist.
he sucks
.. i dnt get it
Well it was night time and his vase was moving so he assumed a black person was stealing it because it was dark.
I'd intended the in-depth explanation to be the humorous part of that anti-joke...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana