I've decided that everything is bollocks.
EVERYTHING.
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I've decided that everything is bollocks.
EVERYTHING.
What about puppies?
everything includes cheese
I take personal offense
Puppies that look at you all nice and then decide to redecorate your kitchen with feces and piss and then think "hey lol i know you feed me and keep me alive but idc" and then you bring a girl over hoping to get lucky and she loves dogs but she's allergic and then she breaks out in a rash and then you don't get super special funtime so she goes home and shags another dude whilst fido is all there like "oh lol i ain't got food fill me up bitch" and then he dies and everybody is sad at that and he gets prime position somewhere nice where dead dogs go and then i'm getting pressured to leave home when I was cleaning up his crap and piss from the place we smurfing prepare food?
smurf dogs.
:onoes:
Wow. Serenity now, DD.
He has a point though.
Obviously not realising I was in my garden, my neighbour decided for some reason to spray the hose over the fence, soaking me and getting my laptop wet. What a knob.
All I saw was garden, wet, knob, spray.
Well you would, wouldn't you?
This should probably be renamed 'DD's thread of complaining' because you guys are either too happy or, for some weird reason, are reluctant to share embarrassing or personal stories to strangers on the internet. heh. weirdos.
I have barely slept for what is approaching 48 hours now and last night, which was supposed to be some time to cheer up our friend whos' girlfriend is moving for four months, turned into a disaster as two of the guys ate something nasty apparently prior and drunk too much which smurfing turned a chilled night out into a midnight vomit competition. One of the vomees (?) was the poor bastard whos' girlfriend has had to leave as well. They were in a state though and we were genuinely concerned.