Oh man, this has more fanfare than the usual Ciddies. xD
The first two winners were a bit meh. I have higher hopes for the rest of the awards!
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Oh man, this has more fanfare than the usual Ciddies. xD
The first two winners were a bit meh. I have higher hopes for the rest of the awards!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ncer4-Cast.gif Please oh please don't let either of them sit near me.
That was absolutely hilarious, btw.
Close call there, Award Moogle! Be more careful in future!
All sorts of props to whoever did the artwork :)
Most Likely Be Biggs
The Nominees
Biggs - FFVI · Biggs - FFVII · Biggs - FFVIII ·Gibbs - FFXII · Wedge - FFVII · Wedge - FFVIII ·Zell Dincht - FFVIII · Zorn - FFIX
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Lulu & Wakka
Gaaah
That moment was so scary!
But Sephiroth smells beautiful tonight, like a frozen yoghurt! Kupo!
I never understood why Lulu and Wakka tried to raise their child as a Moogle.
KUPO!
Their following the trend of raising their kids as gender neutral, this time with their own FF twist.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...arisDress2.png If you as a parent had to choose between raising a moogle or another Wakka... Let's be honest here, one is enough.
Wakka enters from the left side of the stage, Lulu from the right.
Wakka: Woah, ya. This is big. Which is why we're...
Lulu: If that's your opening line, you don't want to finish that sentence.
Audience laughs.
Wakka: That's okay, ya. I thought o' lots of Biggs jokes. Surely one of them you'll approve of.
Lulu: I doubt that, given you said the words 'I thought'.
Audience laughs.
Wakka: Ah, what do you know? Here, check these out!
Lulu facepalms.
Wakka: The Final Fantasy franchise has gotten so big, it had to name a character for it
Silence.
Wakka: ...Okay, ah, how 'bout this? When Biggs plays blitzball, he fills the whole sphere pool
Silence.
Wakka: Ooh, I know. Biggs is so big, when he first heard Wedge's name, he thought they said wedges
Silence.
Wakka: You know, like in potato wedges?
Lulu: They get it, Wakka, they don't care. The good news is, you've warned Vidina of the terrible dad jokes to come.
Audience laughs.
Lulu: Oh, by the way, Biggs isn't even that big. And after being with Chappu, I know what I'm talking about.
Audience whistles.
Wakka: Gah, I didn't come here to let my wife embarass me on TV with my son watching! Luzzu, if you haven't put Vidina to bed yet, do so!
Lulu: Luzzu? I thought he was killed in Operation Mi'ihen and Gatta was watching Vidina.
Wakka: Nah, you got that the wrong way 'round. Luzzu's alive, Gatta's dead.
Lulu: But I thought...
Wakka: Here are the nominations.
Lulu: The nominees for Most Likely To Be Biggs are: Biggs, Final Fantasy VI...
Live footage of Biggs in audience.
Wakka: Biggs, Final Fantasy VII...
Live footage of Biggs in audience.
Lulu: Biggs, FInal Fantasy VIII...
Live footage of him in audience.
Wakka: Bi-- oh, wait, sorry! Gibbs, Final Fantasy XII...
Live footage of Gibbs in audience.
Lulu: Wedge, Final Fantasy VII...
Live footage of Wedge in audience.
Wakka: Wedge, Final Fantasy VIII...
Live footage of Wedge in audience.
Lulu: Zell Dincht, Final Fantasy VIII...
Live footage of Zell at bar, cramming down several hotdogs
Wakka: ...and Zorn, Final Fantasy IX.
Live footage of him suddenly looking up in shock
Live footage of nominees on screen behind Wakka and Lulu, Zell still cramming down hotdogs.
Wakka: Ya, Zell, you coming back here or not?
Zell looks around confused, then sees his face on screen behind bar. Immediately runs back into main room, entire crowd laughing at him.
Lulu: That's the problem with you sporty types. You're not very bright.
Audience laughs, Wakka glares, Lulu chuckles to herself and opens up the envelope.
Lulu & Wakka: And the winner is...
All I'm saying is let the child choose for itself what it wants to be. Maybe it does want to be a Moogle, but then maybe it wants to be a Tonberry or a Bomb. Maybe it even wants to be a Blitzball when it grows up. Stop trying to force your own values on your kids, Wakka and Lulu :argh: