J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

"Me timbers, shiv'rd they be. Use the cutlass Luke!"

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Originally Posted by The Captain

This just in, JJ Abrams set to direct next Indiana Jones, James Bond, Pixar movies, as well as Avengers 3, March of the Penguins 2, Batman Begins Again, The next Alien movie, the inevitable Silmarillion trilogy and the next trilogy of Avatar.

He will also find time to create 4 new TV shows and consult on 7 others.

Does this man sleep?


Take care all.

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Or maybe just a Half-Life or Portal movie.

Double post because I now have a source. The Yoda side story appears to have been wrong. As per the link, it seems we're getting a Han Solo origin story and a Boba Fett spin-off.

Much more palatable.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Hopefully this means we will see a Chewbacca movie.

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Have you not seen this forgotten gem of a movie?

star wars holiday special part 1 - YouTube

Yikes, maybe we don't want that.

I think it's a bit of a stretch to call the Star Wars Holiday special "a movie." And probably rather insulting to actual movies.

Dude the Holiday Smurfing Special totally classifies as so bad it's good, just like Troll 2 or the Room yo

Han - Chewie you are tearing me apart!

Chewie - RarrGGhHHH

Herr Yoda - "Ein Film für mich, wünsche ich nicht. Ein Windu-Film ist, ein besserer Ausflug."

Goering - "Yavol Herr Yoda, yavol."

Mace enters the room and says in broken German - "Herr Yoda is Fraulein Chewie Force Sensitive?"

Herr Yoda - "Nein! verweigert habe ich, dieser dumme Anspruch!"

Mace mixes up languages - "Que?"

Yoda - "No habla espanol, por favor. Sieg Hiel. Hiel Seeth Lorda Eetler."

*ominously exotic Imperial March begins on balalaika, sitar and tabla*

Ok you lost me. Should have quit while you were ahead, bud!

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Originally Posted by The Captain

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Hopefully this means we will see a Chewbacca movie.

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Have you not seen this forgotten gem of a movie?

star wars holiday special part 1 - YouTube

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I did not need to know that.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Ok you lost me. Should have quit while you were ahead, bud!

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Del, del, you wound me with words, dear Del.

i liked it
especially when the music started playing
don't lsiten to del


anyway any news on jj abrams also doing the half life and portal movies?