I can't cook on an empty stomach.
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I can't cook on an empty stomach.
Then as Party Vice President, I advise you to enable cookies!
Cookies are the only reason I even go on the internet.
A picture has been released on the tweethairs that shows your leader burning down all hat shops! How can you be a party about caps if your leader burns down the places you buy them at?
It was probably for the insurance money.
This just in: The Cunning Cap Party is only in it for the insurance fraud!
Those lavish fancy-hat banquets don't fund themselves!
Vivi22, this is Rob Roy of the South Wortham Gazette Times. How do you respond to allegations that members of your party were recently spotted purchasing caps made out of real coonskin?
I am severely disappointed with the lack of mad hatters in this party so far. :colbert:
I'm Canadian. We eat coons for breakfast. Why waste the pelt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Roy
We have plenty of mad hatters. We are clearly defined by our mad hattery! For shame!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Even the vegan one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22We eat coons for breakfast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Roy
Why would the raccoon's dietary habits make any difference?
Seems to me like you don't know your party members as well as you think!
Boca makes some pretty good coon patties, they're pretty convincing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyEven the vegan one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22We eat coons for breakfast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Roy