American Horror Story: Coven (unmarked spoilers)

I would watch a show about a cereal killer.

Yeah, no way. Season one was the best, even if it had a little dip in awesomeness near the end.

spoilered for jesswee <3Violet finding out she was dead really was the climax of the show. I can't remember how many more episodes were after she found out (two, I think?). They should've made that the penultimate episode of the season, then used the last episode to wrap the story up.

Although you have to admit: the last two minutes of season one were just brilliant. I was actually so upset when I found out American Horror Story was going to be an anthology instead of a continuance, because I wanted to see more of (SPOILER)the Baby Antichrist!

Sorry I spoilered a couple of sentences cause Jesswee said she hadn't seen the other seasons and I think she should! But I absolutely agree, and it was a pretty sweet twist. That's more of what I'd like to see - blind-siding twists instead of just shock and awe. But I do like the shock and awe. I just want a little substance, too!

The last minutes of season one were so great because they could have continued at that point, but they didn't. They left it to mystery and completely open-ended, and I have a lot of respect for people who make the decision to do that in the right setting.

The end of season two was not great at all.

I never made it past the Anne Frank episode. Or maybe the episode after.

Yeah, that's the thing I didn't like about last season or this season. There's some smurfed up trout and great moments of television, but I need more twists too. Like, OH trout WAAAAAT. Like, I think Delia's husband being a witch hunter working for Voodoo Queen was supposed to be a twist, but everyone already knew that. They can do better.

One thing that really bothers me about this season is Marie Laveau wanting to get LaLaurie back. Why? You can't kill her! If you wanted to keep her to torture her, why bury her in the ground? I know in this past episode she said that when she buries a bitch, a bitch better stay buried, but...I dunno, it just doesn't seem like a very realistic drive to me. Certainly not something worth starting a war over.

Cordelia's husband is such a godawful actor, I really can't stand him xD

It seems like an excuse to start a war, yeah. But how is a war going to play out? It's not really a war, either. It's... one madass black lady vs. three students, a blind woman and an emotionally unstable Supreme.

#desperate housewitches iyam

I was kind of disappointed when Axman was introduced. I feel like he's going to be this huge cliche thing subtracting from more interesting things.

Here was my reaction to THE SCENE:

Oh my god

Oh my god

Are they going to have a threesome

Yes
Yes
YES
YEEEEEEEEEES

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT AMERICAN HORROR STORY HAS EVER DONE

WHAT THE smurf I DON'T GIVE A trout ABOUT THE AXMAN GO BACK TO THE UNDEAD THREESOME



I was literally clapping and cheering so hard.

i still don't like the axe man as a character. every scene with him is just like "zzzzzzz show anyone else pls"

but omgzombie/frankenstein/superwitch threesome yessss

1) SPAAAALDIIIIIINGGGGGG!
2) Queenie + Immortal Bitch = BFF. The look on her face when Queenie betrayed her. xD
3) Go away, Axman. You're getting in the way of Fiona's storyline.
4) Threesome with two walking corpses... Buh.

Yeah, when Queenie betrayed LaLaurie, I said to Rob, "You can see that exact moment when her heart breaks!"

ALSO BITCH KILLED MY BOY SPALDING I'MA HAFF TO CUT A BITCH

Yeah, I'm not liking this axman business. That was creepy as trout.

This season has turned disappointing. I don't really like where it's going anymore but I'm going to keep watching to bitch it, probably.

I think it's great!

I don't care for the Axman trout, but I still think there are some really great parts to it. I mean, we're just a little over halfway, so it might turn around.

What happened to the other immortal and what was goign on with the Supreme's daughter?

Well that most recent episode was a whole lot of things. I'm too far down the rabbit hole to back out of this show now though.

(SPOILER)
I hope Nan isn't gone forever and turns out to be some really badass...something. Nobody else stays dead, they better not kill off the coolest character for good :(