Being too handsome for this world. :aimkiss:
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Being too handsome for this world. :aimkiss:
For not posting on EoFF nearly enough.
Plotting to assassinate Emilia Clarke.
Not wanting Emilia Clarke assassinated.
Arms dealing. Like human arms.
Setting fire to the wind
Impersonating a Secret Service agent
Ingestion of narcotics.
Not enough ingestion of narcotics.
Cocaine for everyone!
Dealing cocaine to internet nerds
Shouting 'kill all white people' on a busy train.
Catholicism.
Moving to France.
Changing his name.
Changing his name frequently.