I haven't played a lot with Sten yet, but I'm really enjoying the 'conversations' between Morrigan and Dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinternational Man of Mystery
I haven't played a lot with Sten yet, but I'm really enjoying the 'conversations' between Morrigan and Dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinternational Man of Mystery
The GistBasically, she keeps asking him inappropriate questions about Kunari (sp?) breeding because she knows it makes him uncomfortable. Eventually, he gets tired of it and just agrees to her "advances". She's completely caught off guard, and it's great hearing her spaz out when she's usually so calmly sarcastic. xD
Shale is the best. The best.
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"Wait, why did your hair change colors?"
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We are going into the Deep Roads, a network of underground tunnel highways connecting dwarven thaigs, which are already underground. These roads...are deep. The dude in the robe giving us the battle plan is Lord Harrowmont, he's the kings best boy.
The Aeducan kids are splitting up. Bhelen is going down the main road with the king, Trian's going east with the Grey Wardens to do the real fighting, and Polly and Gorim are going on a super secret mission to retrieve the :save: Shield of Aeducan :save:
https://i.ibb.co/pj0XT58/portraitbhelen.jpg "Don't you think it looks a little...cowardly to allow these humans to take our place where the fighting is the thickest?"
I don't think Bhelen actually cares about that I think he just likes to sass Harrowmont because he's jealous he's not the kings best boy.
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Anyway, this shield we're getting. Why is it a big deal? Well we've already established how dwarves have a big boner for tradition, part of this is because a lot of their stuff got jacked by darkspawn. Darkspawn live in the Deep Roads when they aren't smurfin trout up on the surface, so many dwarven thaigs are just ruins now. Some have been lost for hundreds of years.
I dont care about this stupid shield because this bitch is dual wielding daggers, but dad says so. After splitting off from Harrowmont and the King, Polly and Gorim meet up with some guy that was at the proving and this handsome dude:
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We come up to the door to the thaig and it's open. Which is odd because
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our mystery guest is a giant floating nose!!!!!
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(I'm too embarrassed to tell him I don't know where it is.)
He don't take too kindly to that and so I have to kill him and take the signet ring back from him. It belongs to Trian. Very sus.
We get the :save: Shield of Aeducan :save: and idk what it looks like because I didn't put enough points into strength to equip it. Potato man comments that it doesn't look like much so I'll just have to defer to his opinion.
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oh I guess he's not ambushing us on account of being dead
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Right about what
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https://i.ibb.co/K2nWBqQ/portraitpolly.jpg "Trian's dead, if that's what you mean."
https://i.ibb.co/pj0XT58/portraitbhelen.jpg "Dead, by your hand!"
u little trout
https://i.ibb.co/HhzhmVT/20210131141948-1.jpg "Lady Aeducan came up to them, all friendly-like, but when we got close, she ordered us to attack!"
Potato man, how could you :cry:
https://i.ibb.co/HHDT1xw/portraitproving.jpg "It was...terrible. Prince Trian didn't stand a chance."
wow proving guy too after I gave you my special proving hat
So they put Polly in jail, as you can tell from her cool jail clothes:
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And Gorim, the only person in Orzammar who isn't a lying trout visits to explain what's up.
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oh i think we can guess where this is going
So, Harrowmont pushed for a light sentence, exile to the surface, seing as there was no trial and all, but Bhelen was not having any of that. Polly is to be sent to die fighting darkspawn in the Deep Roads. Maybe not as much as a death sentence as he thinks, because that is where the :save: Grey Wardens :save: are still chilling. They also will recruit anybody with a pulse, regardless of alleged fratricide. Hopefully Daddy Duncan will adopt us and we can get out alive :excited:
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"And where are your smurfing shoes?"
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Duncan takes Polly to Ostagar so she can get shoes.
And that's the end of the Dwarf Noble origin story, from here it's onto the main questline. But that doesn't mean we've seen the last of Orzammar and :save: Dwarven Politics :save:
and sorry for the stupid big screen shots I underestimated how huge they were and cba to shrink them and reupload. I'll shrink them before uploading on the next post in 2028.
Good to see this back.
oh good I'm glad seven years after I made this post I get closureQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
8 years between updates? Who do you think you are, Square Enix?
Wow, I like the timeframe which the thread is updated. You really know how to spice up the party, gal. :bigsmile:
PS: I love Alistair and death to Loghain.
QFT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Man, this makes me want to play Origins again for the 10000000th time.