There's a monster outside my bedroom. Can I have a glass of water?
-some girl from "Signs"
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There's a monster outside my bedroom. Can I have a glass of water?
-some girl from "Signs"
mr_rocko321: As the old saying goes;
mr_rocko321: "If you had a date before, your likely to get one again."
appoefaiwie: what the heck?! that's not an old saying!
mr_rocko321: well, it's true though
appoefaiwie: XDDDDD what the heck? QUOTE!
mr_rocko321: well, I just made it up..hehe
< Rydia_of_Mist> Hell, I'll bring my own darn balls!
:p
I actually went through this ordering a meal today at McDonalds...
Me: 'Could I have a McChicken Premiere meal please?' I asked. She was about to say something but I cut her out by accident. 'And a Lion Bar Mcflurry.'
Woman: 'To drink?'
Me: 'Err, could I have a McFlurry?'
Woman: 'To drink?' This time she did hand movements.
Me: 'Err, no, I would like a Mcflurry…. You can’t drink a Mcflurry can you?'
Woman: 'To drink?'
Me: 'Uh, I want a Mcflurry ICE—CREAM…' I emphasised the "ice-cream”, how can you drink an ice-cream? O-o
Woman: 'To drink?' This time she brought an empty cup over and pretended to drink it.
Me: 'Oh, you mean what drink would I like with my meal!? Oh, Coke please.' I had to contain my laughter, the people behind me were laughing as well, I couldn’t tell at me or the woman serving me.
Woman: 'Okie, (with that accent, she was Swedish or something *shrugs*) £4.45 please…'
That was the dumbest order I’d ever witnessed... I have another quote from that day too, but I post that later =P
f43719 £4.45 for a Chicken Premier meal and a McFlurry, you sure she wasn't pulling your leg.
f43719 Lion bar McFlurry!! What's it like.
I couldn't remember the price so I just made it up, thinking about it though I hope she didn't rip me off... =O Lion Bar Mcflurry's yummy, best one in my opinion, I've only seen it (and Dime bar one) in that McDonalds and the one's in France though O_o
Since I'm posting again... another quote! >=D (I'm copying and pasting it from my LJ because I'm lazy)
This was part of a series of windups me and my friends were doing in many shops. Here's one of them. (edit: this is not BoBBo Daniel =P)
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I watched Daniel from a few meters away, while he went up to one of the shop assistants in the "Everything's 99p!" store.
"Hello, er, how much is this drink, it has no price tag." Daniel said as he pulled the nearest object to him.
"Everything’s 99p, read the shop sign" The woman replied angrily.
"Even this... drink?"
"Yes it is, everything’s 99p."
"Ok, so this pack of biscuits is 99p too?"
"Yes, it is..." She was becoming angrier.
"How about if I buy 5 drinks, is it 99p for all of them?
"No, everything in the store is 99p each."
"But I thought it meant that everything in the store together is 99p, that's misleading advertising"
"Well I don't care, everything here is 99p each, gottit?" She was ready to explode.
"So even 5 packs of biscuits are 99p?"
"For Gods sake!!! Just buy any damn thing you want. It's 99 bloody pence EACH!!!" She yelled, causing the dozens of people in the shop to stare at her.
"I think I've changed my mind, this shop is a rip-off." Daniel said equally as loud.
The woman said something under her breath while Daniel walked away coolly. I was sitting down crying quietly in laughter.
"Oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever..." I wiped my tears and got up with help of two of the three girls that were also laughing.
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xDMano: *rides on you* On forth Mäjkey!
Rydia of Mist: That sounded really, REALLY wrong, Proto.
xDMano: I'm terribly sorry. *gets off and dusts self* I feel dirty all of a sudden.
Rydia of Mist: Me too, Jiffy. Me too.
That sounded like a bad soap operah.Quote:
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
xDMano: *rides on you* On forth Mäjkey!
Rydia of Mist: That sounded really, REALLY wrong, Proto.
xDMano: I'm terribly sorry. *gets off and dusts self* I feel dirty all of a sudden.
Rydia of Mist: Me too, Jiffy. Me too.
Simon = Tokki, |>347H = Nic D Wolfwood
Simon says:
i can dancelikie mario =D
Simon says:
"it's-a me-a, mario!"
|>347H says:
I can dance like locke!
|>347H says:
*raises arms in the air repeatedly while bending knees*
Raveus Sarveste: hehehe, think I have it except for just 1 little thing, gimme a sec :-)
Rydia of Mist: Cool. ^^
Raveus Sarveste: yesh, since other than using a method I'm not familiar with it /seems/ to be bug free... of course, now I've gone and jynxed myself :P
Rydia of Mist: Heh. Here. I'll help reverse that.
Rydia of Mist: YOU'RE GONNA FAIL!!!
Rydia of Mist: There. That should do it.
Raveus Sarveste: *giggles* yay!
Random Sig on Random Board:
"Look up in the sky!"
"It's a bird, its a plane!"
"No, it's just a banana..."
"Ha! Its a superbanana!!!"
"yay"
I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS, JUST READ IT SLOW, FAST... JUST READ IT TILL YOU LAUGH. HEH.
bbars88: turn on com central....
bbars88: now
bbars88: mr. peepers
The PC Fascist: can't...no CLICKER
The PC Fascist: *too laxy to get up*
bbars88: *confused*
Apparently, I'm too laxy.
:DQuote:
Originally posted by Bleys Kevorkian
I chew on stuff or try to eat/drink something. I've just always got to have something in my mouth *prepares to be quoted out of context*
Marie says:
COntainer, eh?
Marie says:
Exactly what do you contain?
Container!... o.o says:
I contain 25 essential vitamins and minerals that help keep you healthy.
Marie says:
^_^
Marie says:
Neat.
Container!... o.o says:
*empites his contents down your throat* o_o
Container!... o.o says:
That sounds sick =D
Marie says:
Ack
Container!... o.o says:
xD
Marie says:
XDDDD
Marie says:
QUOTE!
Marie=Me Container.....o.o Is someone in EoFF chat who goes by Yu-Law, Wasubu, etc...But I call him Wasuuuuu =) *is not sure if he's a member*
stated this weekend during a bbq:
You're leaving your girlfriends for Big Dick's?
say that out loud (you know what I mean). Big Dick's is a bar in Windsor.