Your NPC line.

"My dogs breath smells like dog food."

First time you speak to me: "Hi, nice to meet you! I'm an assasin!"
Second time: "I've always wanted to be a ninja! Do you think I could be one? Nin Nin!" (Answer yes/no)
Third time (if no) : "STOP PRESSING THE **** (whatever button is used to speak) TO TALK TO ME YOU ****ING *****!!"

Third time (if yes) "Well, whatever. I'm busy on a mission for Master Lamington, so I can't be a ninja anyway! *giggle*"

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Originally Posted by o_O

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought...."Otago > Daniel" :p

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xDDDDDDDDDDDdd That made me laugh out loud.

"I don't have any use for this...why don't you take it...?"

And of course "it" turns out to be this super powerful item...

"GET OFFA MAH PROPERTY"

You see, most NPCs in an RPG game if you just walk into somebody's house uninvited they just talk to you like normal, even as the hero breaks all of their pots and opens their chests to take whats inside. But I'll grab a boomstick and make them leave.

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Originally Posted by Immortal

omg
I got a goat
wanna know what I named it?
omg
I got a boat
wanna know what I named it?
omg
OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX

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:love:

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Originally Posted by Joel

You see, most NPCs in an RPG game if you just walk into somebody's house uninvited they just talk to you like normal, even as the hero breaks all of their pots and opens their chests to take whats inside. But I'll grab a boomstick and make them leave.

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It's their fault for not locking the damn doors.

Press Alt+F4 to get TEH SECRET WEAPON.

Oh my god! Secret weapon! *presses Alt+F4*

Edit: Hey, that was just plain mean!

Ooh heres a good one.

I say, G4M3 0V3R BITCH!!!11

and then offer the following options

-Restart the game losing all saves
-Retain saves and give all equipment to ME, so I can sell it back to the next hero at outrageously copious amounts of GP, or pawn them for b33r- l337 b33r. Not Lite b33r.

I am the NPC which you must talk to to get to the final boss just after you defeat the MegaDeathChaosl337Ass-Kicking RobotX to obtain the Uber Sword of Pwnage.

~~~FreaQ

"A fatal exception error has occured. I hope you remembered to save your game".

*reset*

"Aww, how cute", or "Isn't [insert random thing here] cute?", or maybe, "Hi, I'm cute" =D

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Originally Posted by Xander

"Aww, how cute", or "Isn't [insert random thing here] cute?", or maybe, "Hi, I'm cute" =D

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popuru hat!

Me (guard): There they are!

*trip*

Me (guard):ouch....

*good guys run away*

I think i would say something like:
"Kupo"! :mog:
or
"wark!" :choc:

*purr* :moomba: