Dorks!

a) Yes, we are dorks.
b) No way! We're cool as anything!
c) I'm cool, but you're a dork.
d) We're slightly dorky.
e) I can beat FFVII in one week!

I choose f) All of the above.

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Originally Posted by one_winged_angel

Does that mean that cooks are 3/4 cool and 1/4 dork?

And also if a male dork is a mork then does that make female dorks forks? I think it would be cool if they were Mindies....

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Hmm, interesting thought, well maybe.... hmm... uhm... I mean, it could be that... I HATE YOU, STOP MAKING ME THINK. :cry:

Its Ryme time
The mork plays games with the fork then there disturbed by the storks who call them dorks hahahahaha I like to Ryme. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Levian

Hmm, interesting thought, well maybe.... hmm... uhm... I mean, it could be that... I HATE YOU, STOP MAKING ME THINK.

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And are orks 1/4 nothing and 3/4 dorks?....... That would make a lot of sense........

That gets the funniest post of the day award!

Mork! :mad2:

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/illinois/mork1.jpg

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Originally Posted by one_winged_angel

And are orks 1/4 nothing and 3/4 dorks?....... That would make a lot of sense........

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I hate you. :cry:

let me get this straight...
dorks are nerds/dweebs (not the yummy candy!) as well as whale genitalier
corks are cool dorks
orks are 75% dorks
morks are male dorks
forks are female dorks

so what is pork??? a poor dork???

then that makes me a forpork.... or perhaps a corforpork....god this is getting weird...

That that mean work is a place for dorks to worry?
Norks are dorks who have newly come to accept they're dorks?

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Originally Posted by borisnono

then that makes me a forpork.... or perhaps a corforpork....god this is getting weird...

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No no no! You have to think of this problem mathematically. A forpork would be 1/4 female 1/2 dork 1/4 poor and 1/2 dork in other words all dork and female and poor. That would make you one a nd a half people! It's insanity! And I'm not even going to go into the whole "corforpork" subject

so mathmatically i should be
1/2 fork
1/4 dork
1/8 cork
1/8 pork

so that would make me a....... it dosn't work!!!!
f-d-c-pork???
we need a mathmatic sum to do this....

let f = female (fork)
m = male (mork)
c =cork (cool dork)
p =pork (poor dork)
d = dork

f and m will always = more then 1/2 because we have 2 chromosomes... X for female Y for male...

d is determined on the time speant in your room on the computer/the time speant in the shops buying games and comics

p is determined on the annual earning per year and if subject happens to be a stork (a student dork) this annual wages should include loans grants etc but sum of the annual earnings must be divided by the annual money speant on student things e.g beer

and d is determined by the clothing of the individual. add up the annual spending on clothing per year divided by 52 to find the mean per week.

.... i am sooooo sad...
i need to get out more...

I'll see your shockingly complicated post and raise you "Squirrels".

By putting Mork and Fork you're eliminating the word "dork" from the whole dork equation, which makes it a bit redundant.

I think this thread needs to be closed before anyone gets hurt by these mathematic evils DD:

You have to remember that mork and fork are the total of the equation. Any cork, pork, dork, plus what hasn't been mentioned yet will = mork or fork depending on if your male or female.

Then why go to the trouble of factoring in any of the other stuff?

And silence Levian, "they" might hear you....