Pick-up Lines

"Is your name Summer because you're so hot.."

"Heaven must be missing an angel because you're standing right here.."

I can't remember if it was here, but somebody said something like:

"Hey, babe, did you fall from heaven? 'Cause if you did, that would explain what's wrong with your face."

"Hey, darlin', can I be your derivative? I'd love to lie tangent to your curves."

Wanna play doctor?

'Your keyboard must be tired, because you've been posting through my head all day.'

'Enter this chat room often?'

'Put me on your friends list and I'll let you put a Trojan on my hard drive.'