Originally Posted by ShivaBlizzard8
Obviously, Bartz from FF5 is FF's ultimate p0rn star. Not only does he spend all his time with a pair of hot sisters, a girl who enjoys crossdressing and another chick who is severely underage, but he bumped off the geezer who tried to hone in on his territory. Also, he has a big pimping red mage hat and a Lord of the Dance outfit.