you know you been playing to much FF9 when?

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Originally Posted by _yeojina_

72. When you make weapons from FFIX and play with them.*
73. When you're playing FFIX and grab your weapons to fight the beast on the TV (AND destroy the TV).
74. When you listen to too much FFIX music on the internet.*
75.When you put on weight, talk like an idiot, coat your face with white, wear a pink dress, have an extremely long tongue and always have a fork in your hand.
76. Going to a cutlery shop and stealing all the forks for Quina and all the knives for Zidane and Steiner.
77. Stealing your Chinese friend's chopsticks for Vivi, Garnet, Eiko and Freya. If you HAVE a Chinese friend.* I have chopsticks.
78. Getting your pet cat (if you have one), chop it's paws off, dip the claws in poison and giving them to Aramant.
79. Getting your mum's best china plate and giving to Aramant, saying that it's a Wing Edge.*
80. Dress up like whatever Final Fantasy IX character you wanna be.*
Okay, that's enough chat. :D The stars mean that I actually do that.

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When did you meet Amarant...

81. When, three consoles later, you still play this game

I thought Aramant was my brother for a couple of days...
82. Falling in love with a girl called Garnet even though she's butt ugly and you're a girl... Different circumstances...

83. You attempt a level one Ozma challenge.

84. You have COMPLETED the level 1 Ozma challenge. *sighs and points to himself*

85.You make a little alexandria out of cardboard.

86.When you dye your hair white, grow it and wear a dress. You also killed a monkey to wear it's tail.

87. When you collect thousands of feathers off the ground, and make a plaster Silver Dragon frame, cover it in the feathers that you spent 1 and a half years collecting (and 43 mins, 24 seconds), then jump off a twenty storey building believing you can fly.

88. When you spend ages digging in the sand trying to make an underground desert palace.

89. When you bring a hi-fi wherever you go playing the Trance Kuja boss theme all the time.

90. When you kill anyone with morals or any other good values.

This might just be when you like Kuja too much. I have not done any of this.....more than twice...

91. When u wear frilly cufflinks to school.

92. When you sell frilly cufflinks in school, saying "They're great! You can look like Final Fantasy 9 characters!"

93. When you take on schools toughest people and try fighting them with your magic powers.

94. When you actually take up magic arts and become a wizard. Freaky...

95. When you pass from 'thinking' you play too much into 'knowing'
96. When you eat your breakfast

97. when you use a 3d renderer (like lightwave) to make a ff9 hentai film...(i did not do that...*he says with a shifty look in his eyes*)

oh i did.
ahem...
98. when you call Earth "Gaia".
99. when you hunt monkeys thinking they're evil and want to kill Gaia.
woohoo! i got 100!
100. When you kill goths thinking they're Garland.

101. You purchase a thong and wear it so you can look like Kuja.

102. After putting on the thong, you dump glue over your body and jump in a pile of red feathers so you can be Kuja trance.

103. You refer to your pets as genomes.

104. You get depressed at the thought of having no tail.

105. You have performed any of these perverse acts of worship...:D

106. when during sex you scream garnets name! i HAVE not done that! *he says with a very shifty look in his eyes!*

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Originally Posted by Christmas

21. When you start asking your cats to send your mails for you.

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107. when YOUR CATS start asking YOU to send mails for them

108. When your cats start using 'Superslick' to make their fur shiny and then complain that their mail can't be sent


(Ps what are the four optioinal bosses? I know Hades, Ozma and that book in Alexandria, but what's the fourth?)