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A: Quina will be Frog-Droppified.
Q: Why does Aeris sink to the bottom when she dies?
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A: Becuase she didn't read 'Buoyancy and its Principles' at Cid's house.
Q: How do you revive Aeris?
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A: Reset the game after she dies
Q: Why are the best villains always pixellated (FFVI, FFVII ect.)?
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A: because video game technology was at it's absolute peak during that era
Q: how do you pronounce cid backwards?
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A: Dic
Q: Whats Quina's gender.
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A: Transexual!
Q: Has Zidane Ever pulled a girl using his tail?
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A:yes...but she fell over and smacked her head on a rock, so she walk off.
Q: why do all gun weilding foes manage to hit everywhere but the hero...and when they do, it takes of 1hp?
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A: Because they aren't foes? I dunno.
Q: What happens when the Game Clock in FF3 (Japanese) reaches 4:44:44?
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A: A small neutral country is nuked
Q: Can aeons reproduce?
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A: I'm sure they could
Q: If someone like Cloud were to watch anime, which one would he watch?
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A: Hamtaro
Q: Why do I have this unrequited hatred of Squall?
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A: Because you're secretly hawt for Zell
Q: Why is it that the heros never skip right to the last dungeon?
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A: Because they are weak.
Q: Is Rydia is the mother of Eiko?
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A: No.
Q: Why are Red Mages cooler looking than any other FFI class?
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A: 'Cause Red Mages are a Dragoon's best friend.
Q: What does "Advent Children" stand for?
