Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx
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Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx
yo momma so poor I walked through the front door and tripped over the back door
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Originally Posted by Zeldy
What?
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Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage
You read my mind, Sephy dude.
"Yo momma isn't very good at playing board games compared to me."
Your mommas so poor, someone stepped on her pennie, and she said " Hey dont do that, thats my life savings"
Your mommas so fat her belt is the equator
Your mommas so fat she has three shirt sizes, large, jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARD US!!
Your momas so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing.
I think that last one goes:
Your momas so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing "We are family."
Yeah thats it, i knew i missed somthin
Yo momma's so poor she brought coupon's to a 99 cent store. :D
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Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Your mother's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's smurfed.
Yo momma so fat you miss three commercials when she walks by the T.V.
Yo momma's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday. :)
Yo momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
P.s not only Americans are saying these, kthx.
Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
And yes not only Americans say these :D