Things KH Characters Would Never Say

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized? :greenie:

Sora: :whaaa:. . . I see dead people . . .

Me: :shifty:

Sora: where's ansm this time?
Donald:You don't wanna know...
Goofy: He's on the small world.
Sora: And where's that?
Goofy: After everything has dissapeared.
Sora: NO! IT CAN'T BE!
Donald: I'm sorry sora, but it's a small world after all...

Sora: Leon looks cool! :)
Donald: Yeah i wish he was in our family! :greenie:
Goofy: I know lets kindnap him! :D

*Donald uses the magic to stop Leon, then Sora Donald and Goofy kidnap him*

*leon wakes up*

Leon:Where am i?

Sora: Your Home Leon! :D

Leon: O.o *screams and trys geting out the house*

Donald: There is no esape Leon your locked in with us!

*so leon walks around seeing what sora,donald and goofy do when the have free time, frist he when were sora was and saw sora on the computer looking at someone making faces, then when were goofy was and heard him listening to music, then to donald he was playing a video game and yelling*

Leon: Why is everyone here so crazy?

*then donald used that spell to freaze Leon again, sora,donald and goofy then picked hair of his tummy* :D
*but the door bell rang so donald when to the door and opened it he saw someone far away walking*

Donald: There's no one there?
*when Cloud jump infront of the door, Donald closed the door in his face*
*but cloud broke the door down with his sword and came to where the four were*

*when cloud saw what they were doing he got mad :mad2: *

Goofy: Oh!... Gosh!!!.... Here's a Lemon for you!
*goofy threw a lemon at Cloud, and Sora, Donald and Goofy Ran into another room*

Sora: We can't get out!
Donald: What are we going to do?
Sora:*thinks* I know lets jump out the window!
Donald: right!,*but then donald thinks*
*Sora and Goofy when they were runing ran over Donald, then he screamed*

Goofy: Oh Sorry Donald... :greenie:
Donald: :mad:

*but then Cloud came in the room and Sora,Donald and Goofy jumped out the window, screaming, while Cloud followed*

What will Happen Next? :D

Donald:Wel sora, this is the cars world.
Sora: what's with all the disney?
Donald:hmmm?
Sora: i mean...how come every world is so f*ing gay?
Donald:...not every world...
SOra: ohh come on! In the last game we beat the last boss, the candy stealer, in gumdrop forest. Th eonly thing gayer than that, without incorporating more ff characters, like seymour, would be a mile long mano a...
Donald: ...mano orgy, yeah yeah we get it. stop saying that!

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Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"

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Ohh...! LOL! i get that one! because Haley Joel Osment is the voice actor for Sora, and Haley says that in one pf his movies :D :P good job though!

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Originally Posted by Jus_like_Rikku!!

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Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"

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Ohh...! LOL! i get that one! because Haley Joel Osment is the voice actor for Sora, and Haley says that in one pf his movies :D :P good job though!

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LOL

Sora: Hey, Jasmine.
Jasmine: Hello, Sora.
Sora: So what happened with you and Hub?*
Jasmine: *all nervous* Um, uh, I don't know what you're talking about!
Aladdin: Hey, guys! Whatcha talkin' about?
Jasmine: *all blushed*
Nala: Hi. I want you to meet my aunt: Jasmine. She likes corn.*
Sora: JASMINE!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
Lion Jasmine and Sora run towards each other in slow motion while soft, pretty music plays in the backround.
Human Jasmine, Nala, and Aladdin: :confused:

*So if you don't really understand, I'm sorry... if you do: YIPPEE! Hint: it has to do with another movie. If you still do not know it yet then highlite the spoiler (includes description and movie) below.
(SPOILER)Jasmine and Hub are lovers in another movie that Haley Joel Osment stars in: Secondhand Lions. In this movie, Hub (Robert Duvall) is one of Walter's (Haley Joel Osment) uncles so Jasmine was in Hub's younger past. The man who told the stories of Hub's past was Garth (Michael Caine), who is Walter's other uncle.
As far as the "She likes corn" thing, Walter gets a pet lion (old female) and eventually, she escapes her crate and runs in the field of corn nearby. "It's the closest thing to a jungle she's got," Hub says.
Again, you'd have to see the movie to understand it. It's a good movie so I recommend it.

(Before the Sephiroth fight)
Sephiroth:This is the end for you Sora
Sora:Show me what you got
Aerith: Wait! I'm sure we can work this out!
Sephiroth:Wait a minute, didn't I already kill you?
Sora:No Sephiroth, that was in FFVII, not KH2
Sephiroth:So I didn't kill her?
Sora:Techinally no but you can go ahead if you want. I can wait
Aerith:What is all this talk about killing me. Cloud! Sephiroth wants to kill me again.
Cloud:Let him. The world is much better without you
Aerith:How could you say that! I thought we were in love
Sora:How'd this go from me and Sephiroth to you two?
Aerith:Shut up Sora! Nobody asked you!
Sephiroth:Look this is getting repeative. Could I just kill her to get over with?
Sora:Yep
Donald:Sure
Goofy:Go ahead
Cloud:Knock yourself out. And don't forget to have fun
Aerith:I hate you guys

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Originally Posted by K. H. Kid

(Before the Sephiroth fight)
Sephiroth:This is the end for you Sora
Sora:Show me what you got
Aerith: Wait! I'm sure we can work this out!
Sephiroth:Wait a minute, didn't I already kill you?
Sora:No Sephiroth, that was in FFVII, not KH2
Sephiroth:So I didn't kill her?
Sora:Techinally no but you can go ahead if you want. I can wait
Aerith:What is all this talk about killing me. Cloud! Sephiroth wants to kill me again.
Cloud:Let him. The world is much better without you
Aerith:How could you say that! I thought we were in love
Sora:How'd this go from me and Sephiroth to you two?
Aerith:Shut up Sora! Nobody asked you!
Sephiroth:Look this is getting repeative. Could I just kill her to get over with?
Sora:Yep
Donald:Sure
Goofy:Go ahead
Cloud:Knock yourself out. And don't forget to have fun
Aerith:I hate you guys

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LOL, that's a good one!

The Game

Donald:Um, I raise you a 50.
Sora:You sure? You got a lot right now, I'd be a shame to lose it all.
Donald:DON'T TELL ME HOW TO PLAY POKER!!!
Goofy:So much for a good poker face.
Mickey:*sigh* I call.
Sora:Me too.
Goofy:Who is it?

Sora, Mickey, and Donald fall out of their chairs like they do in anime.. They get up to sit in their chairs.

Donald:It's nobody, Goofy, nObOdY. We're playing poker.
Sora:Yeah, just place your bet and if you win you get all this munny here! *points to current munny, which is 10,000*
Goofy:*eyes the munny* Okey-dokey then, I bet all the munny I have..... 1 million munny!
Sora, Donald, Mickey:*snicker* sucker!
Mickey:Okay, you guys. It's time to see what we got!

they show their cards

Donald:BAM! Three kings!
Mickey:Sorry, Donald. A straight flush beats three-of-a-kind.

Donald stands up and throws his cards to the floor. He jumps up and down, throwing his "Donald-duck fit."

Goofy:Well, gee. Looks like I got nuthin'. *Sora looks at Goofy's cards* Sora, you won, you got many all shapes and all different numbers!
Sora::eep: :eep: Um, Goofy. You got a Royal Flush..... I got nuthin'.

Goofy wins 1 million munny and 10,000 munny!
Donald swears and cusses and throws his fit again.

Sora, Donald, Mickey:..........................

why is my post always long? is that a problem?

*:hyper: Sora, :yuck: Donald and :exdee: Goofy Chaging and Dancing*

:jokey: *Cloud peeking at them* :eek:

Donald: I have this horrible feeling that, people just can't take me seriously, you know?

Goofy: I know just what you mean.

Sora: You two don't say the stupidest things! C'mon lets go!

Demyx:Oh, man! They picked the wrong guy to do this!
Tifa:Whoo!
Kairi:Alright, baby!
Aerith: .....
Selphie:SHAKE-IT-SHAKE-IT!

You see Demyx in a clown outfit with the girls surrounding him. Funky music plays in the background.

Kairi:Yeeaahh, take it off!
Demyx:*cries, then starts stripping*

Axel:I'm leaving the organization!
Larxene: No Axel Don't!!!!:surprised
Xemnas: Hey! I'm the leader here! I give the commands!
Axel:...Ok! I'm leaving!!!! L-E-A-V-I-N-G, got it memorised?
Larxene: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Plz don't!!! I must confess sth....
Axel:....Well.... What??? W-H-A-T, got it memorised?
Xemnas: (eating pop corn).... keep going....
Larxene: Axel, I love youuuuuu!!!!! :kaolove2:
Axel:And....?
Xemnas: (talking to himself: That could be a great film!) DEMYX, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Demyx: (running) What's up, boss?
Xemnas: I told you NOT to call me that!
Demyx:Sorry, boss.... You wanted sth?
Xemnas: :hot: ... Whatever! Play something romantic... NOW!

Back to Axel and Larxene

Axel: HEY! Are you going to say anything else or not..?!! N-O-T, got it memorised?
Larxene:.....I.....am.... well... pre-.... PREGNANT!!!!
Axel:WHAAAAAAAAT????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene:P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T! Got it memorised???
Axel: (thinking: Hey! That's my quote!)........
Larxene:So?

In the meantime the whole organisation has gathered up, watching the scene...

Xemnas: LOUDER the music, Demyx! (The popcorn is tastefull, or that movie could win ALL the OSCARS????)
Demyx:Ok, boss!!! (OMG it's so touching... :kaobeg2: Axel will become a father... I WANT, TOO!)
Xemnas ::hot:
Axel:Well... Then.... I.... guess... that... (singing) I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! F-A-T-H-E-R, Got it memorised????? Got it memorised????? Got it memorised?????
Larxene:........... (Why did I tell him?....?)

Riku and Sora break in….!

Sora: Where’s Kairi??????
Riku: We know that she’s here!!!
Sora: That Axel, kidnapped her!!!!!

Noone notice them….

Sora: Riku?
Riku: Yeah…
Sora: Do you see, what I see?
Riku: I think…. So….

Axel is down on his knees, rubbing Larxene’s belly…

Axel: Sora! Riku! Welcome, my friends!
Sora: Are you serious….?
Riku: We are ENEMIES, you know….
Axel: That’s past! Join my happiness! (singing) I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
Sora, Riku: Hah????

Axel goes to Larxene…

Axel: (Very serious) We have to decide for something…
Larxene: Ok… What?
Axel: We have to decide on a name for our kid…
Larxene: I suggest…
Axel: Brilliant idea!!!
Larxene: !!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!
Axel: If it’s a boy Oxilver and if it’s a girl Xafy! Really bRRRRRilliant idea!
Larxene: Oxilver???? What kind of name is that?
Axel: An excellent one!
Larxene: I don’t like it!
Axel: I don’t care! I like it! Otherwise I’m leaving!!!!!!!
Larxene: ….. ok….. (Oxilver….? Whatever… Poor child….)
Xemnas: (singing) I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! If I sell this scenario to Hollywood, I’ll get rich! Really rich! I won’t have to gather hearts, anymore!
Demyx: Can I stop playing now, boss?
Xemnas: I swear to God that if you call me boss again, I'll kill you!!!! Keep playing!
Demyx: Ok.... Sorry............. boss!
Xemnas: :hot: ......

While Xemnas is driven mad by Demyx, Kairi smashes the door...

Sora: Kairi!!! (running towards her)
Kairi: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sora: Me too! (really happy!)
Kairi: Axel, I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She ignores Sora and falls into Axel's hug!)
Sora:What???? :whimper: :whimper: :whimper:
Axel: Hah?
Kairi: From the first time I saw you, I felt sth in my stomach....
Sora: Please, let it be that she was hungry......
Kairi: I think I'm in love with you!!!!!!
Axel: Hah??? What's wrong with you people?????
Sora: Kairi!!!
Kairi: Shut up, you idiot! Don't you see that I'm talking with Axel???
Sora: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Riku.... say something....
Riku: I won't tell that I told you, but I did!
Sora: Nice friend... :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Thanks a lot....
Axel: I know that I'm the most handsome guy in the whole planet (or the universe maybe???)... And you Kairi, are very beautifull, too.... I think, I can't resist....
Kairi: I knew it! Kiss me!
Sora: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
Riku: :screwy:
Larxene: :hot: :frust:
Axel: Ok, baby! B-A-B-Y, got it memorised? (Axel gives sloppy kisses to Kairi)
Riku: :barf: :barf: :barf:
Larxene: I'm sick of all these nonsense! Axel? I'm not pregnant! I told that so you wouldn't leave, but now I don't care!!! GO TO HELL WITH YOUR KAIRI!!!!:hot: :hot: :hot:
Axel: OHHHH! I forgot the baby.... WHAT????????????????? :sad: :sad: :crying: :crying: (faints...)
Larxene: AXEL??? MY AXEL???? Are you okay? (Kairi comes close) And you Kairi, GET AWAY:kaofight: !!!! Axel....? I lied.... I was kidding.... Of course I am pregnant! Open your eyes, now! Your beautiful emerald green eyes... PLEASEEEEEEE! AXEL......... If I tell you that there is a 99,9% possibility for our child to have the same red spiky hair, would you STAND UP NOW?????
Axel: What???? Really!!!! Larxene? My Larxene, I LOVE YOU!!!! Kairi means nothing to me! I swear to God....
Kairi: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Sora? I love YOU!
Sora: :kaoupset: I don't, now!!!!
Riku::kaolaugh: :kaolaugh: :kaolaugh:
Kairi::kaobeg: :kaocry: :kaocry: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2:
Sora: Oh, plz don't look at me like that....
Kairi: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2:
Sora: Ok, ok, ok.... I love you, too!:lovers: :kiss:
Kairi: (thinking: yes! I found someone to spend my time! :hourglas: ):kaoclove:

And in the end....

Axel: Larxene, will you marry me????
Larxene: Yes! YES! YES!
Axel: I love you!
Larxene: Me too!
Axel: I love Oxilver, too!
Larxene: (Here we go again.....)
THE END
Xemnas: It couldn't be better!!!!! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! Hollywood, here I come!!!!!!! :hyper: :hahaha: :kaocheer: :kaohappy2 Demyx, bring beers to celebrate! This film will be the best ever!!! I'll be famous! I'll get all the OSCARS :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: and maybe the SCENARIO-NOBEL,too!!!!
Demyx: I'm playing the guitar, I can't go for beers, boss!
Xemnas: Bring them NOW or you are DEAD!!!!!
Demyx: Ok, without "boss"!!!
Xemnas: (after Demyx brought the beers) Cheers :beer: :beer: !!!!

Cast: Axel, Xemnas, Larxene, Demyx, Riku, Sora, Kairi and... THE BABY!!!!

kari:sora your hot:D :D

(After Namine and Kairi escape the prison in Organisation's hideout and find Riku.)

Namine:You can take it from Here... Riku..
Kairi: What!?!? :eek: Riku!?!?! :eek: You were Here all Along and didn't cross your mind to save me?!?!?!
Riku: But.. I was...
Kairi: Excuses!!! (Riku::kaoupset: ) Sora Travelled all these Disney Worlds twice to save me (Riku: thinking...:kaofight2: ) and you were here and didn't even tried!!!
Riku: Enough!!! :kaoangry:Wait for Sora! :hot: I'm leaving! :hot: (To himself ->Though I doubt we will stand staying with you more than I did...)

(During their talk)

Namine::kaolaugh: :kaolaugh:

Riku Leaves

Namine: Very bright :tonberry: Kairi! :mad: How are we going to leave now???:mad:

(Hope you liked it... My first message in this forum...)