*Everyone throws Cloud at the Plasma Ball of Doom*
Bahamut: how can he go through that and live?!?!
Cloud: UV 2,000,000!!! *flicks Bahamut off* Eat it!!
LOL, yeah, lame, I know, but I thought of it when I was watching the movie.
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*Everyone throws Cloud at the Plasma Ball of Doom*
Bahamut: how can he go through that and live?!?!
Cloud: UV 2,000,000!!! *flicks Bahamut off* Eat it!!
LOL, yeah, lame, I know, but I thought of it when I was watching the movie.
Barret fighting against Bahamut with his machine gun. While Bahamut rooming towards Barret... almost killing him instantly... during that moment:
Barret : Huh wait, I remember... were they talking about my balls?
Bahamut stopped immediately with a strong force and shook its head and it could amazingly be able to talk for the first time.
Bahamut : Your balls?
Cloud from a far distance
Cloud : Who said that?
Tifa : Ew, my balls! That's disgusting!
Cid : What the hell, did someone mention my balls?
Director : This is wrong, someone apparently changed your name, sorry, Barret.
*CUT*
vincent jumps from the top building and gets his cape caught on the balcony (lol can you picure him just hanging from his cape off of a building?) CUT
cid spins his weapon and accidentally his marlene in the face CUT
Cloud accidentally cracks up in the middle of the cloudxaeris scene(in the field of flowers) CUT
Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
omg that last one cracked me up! :p
Use the edit button instead of making a double post ~hero
Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
Cloud: *staring blankly trying not to laugh*
Tifa: Dilly dally shi.... oh for ****'s sake this is the dumbest ******* line imaginable who's the idiot who thought that one up!!!
*CUT*
Yuffie: THAT'S SEXIST!
Cid: Shut it woman and make my %$#&$%* dinner!
Yuffie: yes sir...
*CUT*
Haha. Better than choco/mog... cactus!Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
First Scene
Sephiroth: I thought up a wonderful present for you... *awkward silence, slices through building*... Avon? No... *slices through another peice of stone*...
Cloud: *mouthing line* Despair.
Sephiroth:... Dick's Sporting Goods?
CUT!!!
Second Scene
Cloud is cutting through the myriad of stone Sephiroth sent his way when he yanks his arm out to the side...
Cloud: Aw, damn! Ow. Cut it! Cut it! I think I pulled something!
Director's Muffled Voice: Go see if we have to pay worker's comp.
CUT!!!
Third Scene
As Kadaj rides his bike towards the ramp a cactus runs by and he crashes to avoid it.
Angry Kadaj coming towards the camera: I thought you said it was safe! You know afraid I am of this thing.
*Cloud, Loz and Yazoo come squealing to a stop*
Yazoo: What's happened?
Kadaj: These idiots almost killed me with a cactus!
Yazoo: You didn't hit the cactus?
Kadaj: yeah, I didn't
Loz: Don't cry, Yazoo!
Yazoo: But cactii are a special part of this world!
Kadaj: Hello, it almost killed me!
Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz.
Loz: *crying* Ok. *sniffle*
Cloud: Um, can we get on with it. It's the fifth take now! Last time you thought you were gonna hit the divider...
Kadaj: But THEY didn't tell me it was gonna be there!
Cloud: It's an off ramp... * sighs and drives back to where he came from*
Director: Let's do it over!
CUT...
Fourth scene
* Vincent's walking past Tifa and Denzel*
Vincent: where can I buy a phone?
*slips and falls*
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: *cracking up* Vincent... you of all people!
CUT!
Fifth Scene
Cloud holds Tifa's head and shoulders up, she wakes up abruptly.
Tifa: Marlene!
As she falls back Cloud is slightly distracted and she hits her head
Cut!
Horrible I know. Had to give my shot at humor. I fail *head droops*.
If you made the last post, we prefer you to edit it instead of double posting ~hero
Here's one: As cloud is getting thrown upwards, and goes through the mega flare he comes out and finds out Bahumet moved *well we have a cloud in space* CUT!
Or.. Bahumet just pulls up a big piece of a building*splat*CUT
Rufus pull up in wheelchair
Rufus: Cloud, I have AIDS. You should go see a doctor
*Last scene before credits*
Zack: Hello, can anyone see me?
*Cloud turns around* Who's there?
Zack: Me, you stupid prick. You know, the guy who saved you from insanity
Cloud: I really must go and see my psycatrist sometime. I must be going insane.
*Rufus jumps off the tall building, lands in the net, but bounces out and lands on the ground, breaking his neck*
*Phone rings, and Tifa answers*
Tifa: Hello, Strife Delivery Service. We help pop your bundles of horror out at any time. How can I help?
Yazoo: I will not have you speak about mother that way
Loz: Yeah, you meanie.
Rude: Our apologies
Reno: Yea, you're mom's cool... she's awesome in bed!*jumps and punches Yazoo while Rude does his thing*
Rude: What happened to her head, really, Reno?
*Reno gives thumb's up, Rude shakes head*
Rude: You're sick.
Everyone throws cloud into the air towards bahamut, cloud gets altitude sickness and throws up in bahamuts face,
Bahamut: "Aww Dude thats gross!!"
*cloud is driving on his motorcycle to the forgotten city*
Cloud: Veroooooooooom, verooooooooooom!
-CUT- Take 2
*cloud on motorcyle*
BLINDING LIGHT
gets pulled back slips and falls on his head
-cut- cloud what happened?
Cloud: i dont know
Aeris: sorry my fault, i was watching days of our lives
Cloud: how?
Aeris: hello! if i can talk to the living im sure i can find a portable tv
Dir: TAKE 3 ACTION!
BLINDING gets pulled back, then slips forward
BANG
bangs his head on a not yet dissapeared fenrir
Aeris: oh im so sorry i thought i had him this time, buts its really hard to keep someone from falling when your not even facing them, are you okay cloud?
Cloud:.....
Aeris: CLOUD!?
-CUT!-