my friend said this once:
"don't make me open up a can of whup-ass on you!"
now i use it almost daily:D
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my friend said this once:
"don't make me open up a can of whup-ass on you!"
now i use it almost daily:D
"My god, you're ugly." - Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers. :love:
And I kinda like "Just because this is never going to work, there's no need to be negative," which Giles from Buffy says.
"If begging for you means living.... then I'll stand proudly and die!" - Mugen, Samurai Champloo
"Ya know, when people talk to me like that, it kinda pisses me off." - Mugen (I use this quote :D)
"Bring us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses -- OH WAIT, WE CHANGED OUR MINDS LOL SUX 2 B U" - I don't know, it was in MILF's sig.
"We require more vespene gas"
-Starcraft
"LEEEERRROYYY JEEENNKKINNNS"
-Some random idiot
"Space ... is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the street to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space"
-Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Haha, I love that one too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aradae
I'll be pretentious and quote myself.
Quote:
What? You want to be like a pro-wrestler because they're masculine? News flash: putting on a pair of panties before you grease yourself up and grab some other big, greasy man so you can roll around on a mat with him does not make you a lumberjack.
"The Buddhists say we come back as animals and they refer to them as lesser beings. Well, animals aren't lesser beings, they're just like us. So I say f*** the Buddhists."
- Björk.
"I am not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief is positively harmful. Reviewing the false claims of religion, I do not wish, as some sentimental materialists affect to wish, that they were true. I do not envy believers their faith. I am relieved to think that the whole story is a sinister fairy tale; life would be miserable if what the faithful affirmed was actually the case."
- Christopher Hitchens
"If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews."
- Bill Hicks
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. Working men of all countries, unite!"
- Karl Marx
Just some of the good ones, that I could think of now :)
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mothersmurfer before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
-Jules Pulp Fiction
the door is opening- Riku
This is from the movie The Fast and the Furious:
I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those 10 seconds or less...I'm free.
"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
Hmm... the one quote I can't help but burst out laughing at is, of course from Family Guy when Stewie gets drunk!
Brian: "You're drunk."
Stewie: "You're sexy!"
death comes to thos who i say need to die~me
the words i say cant tell you how much i love you, but the words i can say cant ether~ me
love can mean forever but so can death~ me
'They got money for wars but can't feed the poor' - Tupac Shakur, 1992
"I really cant see the Poles scoring...oh NOOOO i just have..." NI Manager, in a match against Poland, 0-0 in the last 5 minutes.