Uhm, I'd go with Jebus. It'd basically end in 3 seconds because it'd prolly just be "Are you going to make the first move" "I don't want to you do it" "Screw this I'm going home" "*walks off*" "*walks off*"
We're to lazy to fight to the death.
Or I'd pick Dan, but that wouldn't go so well either 'cause we'd make .... Peace not war. "I'm here to kill you" "I'm here to bring Ice cream. :(" "Aww, thanks!"
Love would have sounded creepy. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR YOU GUYS~!