Do you have any 'Special Powers'?

I've been over this with my girlfriend. I am a super hero, and my name, is Slight Advantaged Man.

1. The power to not get cold as easy as other people.
2. The power to eat as much as I like and not gain weight. Also known as a high metabolism.
3. The power of a healthy apetite. I can eat more than most.
4. The power of self straightening hair. This one is a bit annoying, but my hair's a bit longer than most guys' and I always get asked if I straighten or brush my hair. Well, I don't!
5. The power of smooth skin. My skin apparently feels like I use moisturiser.
6. The power of well formed eyebrows. Or so my girlfriend says!

WARMTH! WEIGHT! FOOD! HAIR! SKIN! EYEBROWS! These powers combined create, SLIGHTLY ADVANTAGED MAN!

to not care about anything
to be sicker than most people
get angry easily
hurt people who anger me
hurt people who dont anger me
to have the worst life ever
to scratch CDs faster than the average person
to not do the most home work and not get into trouble for it
to annoy my bioligy teacher
to get high scores in test with out cheating revising or even listening to my teachers
to read books slowely
Etc.

Sometimes i will be singing a song, i will turn on the radio and the radiostation wil be playing the same song.
Also i can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue (i dont think thats a power, it just makes me a freak).

I have the amazing ability to make myself heard without making a sound.

i can burp and break a school bus. true story.

Sometimes I dream about what will happen the next day. Only on TV though. Like I had a dream about what was going to happen on That's So Raven, and The 4400... both shows which had psychics. Oh and once I predicted (not dream, I just had a feeling) that there would be a new student at my school, and there was within a week and I heard about it the day after I had the feeling. How strange...

I have the power to get Piss drunk and wet my pants if i so chose ... but my co-worker also has that power ... and his house stinks from the time he piss'd on his couch ... so i have chosen to never excercise that power ....

I also have the power to keep my loud mouth'd drinkin' buddy's from getting their ass whooped when they pop off with some horrible comment ...

Did i mention i can drink a drink faster than a speeding bullet ? ...

Well i can :shifty:

who or what is becker ?

the show ? is it a song or artist ?

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I have the power to close threads and ban members. This usually occurs when members don't use their ignore button when they really should.

...whenever i say "battle Royal",people start fighting......
oH! and i can shoot lasers from my eyes......:P

I can wiggle my ears
Cuts heal up very quickly (although I also scar very easily)

I have the ability to...
EXIST!

Yes, I have punctuation powers. I spot incorrectly placed punctuation anywhere, and I see it immediately. ;)

To be truthful, things I say about the future happen about a year later. For instance, I predicted the ENTIRE pokemon gameboy game series while in second grade... (I'm in 9th now)