Devil Man's Lesbian Problem

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10-18-2006, 07:21 AM
DarkLadyNyara

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Originally Posted by Lord Xehanort

Stop being so damned narcissistic, first of all, and then get over her. If she is a lesbian, as you claim, she has NO sexual interest in you and you will NEVER be more than friends. I touch girls' backsides all the time, if they are friendly with me, and I have NO sexual interest in any of them.

Of course, you're obsession with your reflection is probably a turn-off to many people. You might wanna work on that.

Lesbians don't want you, and you can't turn people straight. It is a fantasy you can never achieve, so drop it now.

Thank you. :bow: That says everything needed on this topic.
10-18-2006, 07:37 AM
My_car_is_faster_than_you

Me still wants to know what happened. DM hasn't seemed to visit this thread at all recently. Give us an update!!!! It's already past Monday!! Did this situation even really exist? I'm starting to think otherwise.
10-18-2006, 02:24 PM
Lord Xehanort

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Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Xehanort

Stop being so damned narcissistic, first of all, and then get over her. If she is a lesbian, as you claim, she has NO sexual interest in you and you will NEVER be more than friends. I touch girls' backsides all the time, if they are friendly with me, and I have NO sexual interest in any of them.

Of course, you're obsession with your reflection is probably a turn-off to many people. You might wanna work on that.

Lesbians don't want you, and you can't turn people straight. It is a fantasy you can never achieve, so drop it now.

Thank you. :bow: That says everything needed on this topic.

YAY! My first worshipper!
10-18-2006, 02:32 PM
sephirothishere

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Me still wants to know what happened. DM hasn't seemed to visit this thread at all recently. Give us an update!!!! It's already past Monday!! Did this situation even really exist? I'm starting to think otherwise.

i think hes given up...maybe??!?!?!?!!?!!!??!!??!
10-19-2006, 03:37 PM
The Devil Man

Devil Man does not give up that easily...

But he might have to.

He reached a compromise with her, in a way. She said she really only likes girls and would only ever be in a relationship with another girl, but... she has slept with guys in the past, years ago, when she was confused, and has promised to do so for Devil Man too when it is his birthday in a months time.

So I am happy with that :) And I'll take her up on it. Maybe I can convert her too. There is no way a lesbian can not be turned. I just need to make sure my girlfriend does not find out or I'll be in serious trouble.

Thank you for all your help everyone!
10-19-2006, 03:42 PM
Misfit

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

... she has slept with guys in the past, years ago, when she was confused, and has promised to do so for Devil Man too when it is his birthday in a months time.

... I just need to make sure my real girlfriend does not find out or I'll be in serious trouble.

WRONG ANSWER. SICKO.
10-19-2006, 03:45 PM
Christmas

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

He reached a compromise with her, in a way. She said she really only likes girls and would only ever be in a relationship with another girl, but... she has slept with guys in the past, years ago, when she was confused, and has promised to do so for Devil Man too when it is his birthday in a months time.
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Is she a birthday present or something? geezz.... :irked:
10-19-2006, 03:53 PM
The Devil Man

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Originally Posted by Misfit

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

... she has slept with guys in the past, years ago, when she was confused, and has promised to do so for Devil Man too when it is his birthday in a months time.

... I just need to make sure my real girlfriend does not find out or I'll be in serious trouble.

WRONG ANSWER. SICKO.

My girlfriend and I have only been together for 3 weeks, although we have known each other for a long, long time. I have liked her for ages and she is a darling girl. I adore her.

But what she doesn't know, won't hurt her :)

And I'm not cheating on her. Just having some fun. :)

Thank you for all your help everyone!
10-19-2006, 03:54 PM
Anaisa

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

Devil Man does not give up that easily...

But he might have to.

He reached a compromise with her, in a way. She said she really only likes girls and would only ever be in a relationship with another girl, but... she has slept with guys in the past, years ago, when she was confused, and has promised to do so for Devil Man too when it is his birthday in a months time.

So I am happy with that :) And I'll take her up on it. Maybe I can convert her too. There is no way a lesbian can not be turned. I just need to make sure my girlfriend does not find out or I'll be in serious trouble.

Thank you for all your help everyone!

She may have a surprise gift in store for you..... an STD!
10-19-2006, 04:07 PM
The Devil Man

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Originally Posted by Anaisa

She may have a surprise gift in store for you..... an STD!

I hope not because I absolutely HATE using Condoms. I hardly ever use them unless I absolutely have to... which is rare as I can talk most girls out of using a condom. It never feels right. Fortunately, I can convince most girls not to use condoms, which is good.

Thanks again everyone! I am happy today :)
10-19-2006, 04:10 PM
RiseToFall

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

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Originally Posted by Anaisa

She may have a surprise gift in store for you..... an STD!

I hope not because I absolutely HATE using Condoms. I hardly ever use them unless I absolutely have to... which is rare as I can talk most girls out of using a condom. It never feels right. Fortunately, I can convince most girls not to use condoms, which is good.

Thanks again everyone! I am happy today :)

Way to guy buddy:rolleyes2
10-19-2006, 04:10 PM
Flying Mullet

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

I adore her.

No you don't, because you're cheating on her. :aimmad:

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

But what she doesn't know, won't hurt her :)

Yes it will, and that's a [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ty justification. :aimmad:

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

And I'm not cheating on her.

Yes you are cheating on her. Just because you say it isn't doesn't make it so. :aimmad:

Your morals on this subject sicken me. :cry:
10-19-2006, 04:13 PM
Misfit

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Your morals on this subject sicken me. :cry:

I concur, and I used to think you were pretty cool.

Go back to being banned, or whatever it was.

You're smurfing DISGUSTING.
10-19-2006, 04:13 PM
Quindiana Jones

3 angry faces? Dude you're screwed :(
10-19-2006, 04:14 PM
The Devil Man

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Yes you are cheating on her. Just because you say it isn't doesn't make it so. :aimmad:

Your morals on this subject sicken me. :cry:

I respect your opinions, but I disagree because...

I am not cheating on her. And why am I not cheating on her?

Because she won't know about it!

I've always stuck to that old saying. 'What you don't know can't hurt you'

And she will never find out!

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