Marriage

Ambrose Bierce:
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Bill Cosby:
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Groucho Marx:
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Joyce Brothers:
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Katharine Hepburn:
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Mohandas K. Gandhi:
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Oscar Wilde:
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Socrates:
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Someday, I'd like to get married. In the near future? Probably not.

Baa.

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Originally Posted by Chemical

Groucho Marx:
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

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My favorite Groucho quote on the subject:
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Marriage gets a lot harder when kids arrive. Before my kids me and my hubby never fought. We did soon after our first diaper change ("It's your turn." "No it isn't!"). ;)

I got married a little over a year ago. It's pretty good so far. We already had a child before we got hitched, so we were used to that stress. All in all, its pretty good so far... :)

I'd like to get married one day. I don't want a big ceremony though. I want to do the Vegas thing and be spontaneous about it with someone I know I'll spend the rest of my life with.

I'm not entirely sure. I mean, the whole lovey-dovey soulmate thing does sound appealing, but I'm not sure if I could deal with all of the baggage that comes with it, at least not at this stage in my life.

I want the ceremony, too :)

I wish I was married, just not right now.

I am not married, but I am hoping to in the future with a certain someone that I'm going out with at the moment. *points to the post above mine*

I wish to be married soon...

I want to get married someday... I guess I am actually looking forward to it.

Been married 16 years and I love it!

I dunno. :p If I do get married, I don't want a flashy ceremony and expensive wedding. I just want to get married to the guy who will love me forever, make me smile forever, make me feel safe and secure and...well you get the gist. ;D

Marriage is a sham for suckers and fools >.<

(W&G Quote)