The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Clouded Sky

Clouded Sky...17
Momiji...11

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

That's okay. That just means fewer people I have to kill for putting their UNWORTHY DIRTY PAWS ON MY JOWY :kaofight: <--- Misfit

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Fixed.

Congrats, CS! You freak :thumb:

Congratulations Clouded Sky! :heart:

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MY (INTERNET) LIFE IS VALIDATED! THANKS EVERYONE!

Let's get together and have supa-cute babies Momiji! :jokey:

Just a heads up, but if the Spain vs Italy game goes to penalties, there will be a short interval. I love penalties. :jess:

Aaaawe Momiji~ *snuggles*

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Just a heads up, but if the Spain vs Italy game goes to penalties, there will be a short interval. I love penalties. :jess:

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Well then it'll be back to iSketch for us then. :p

Congrats~

They're @95 minutes right now

Good luck to all the sexy EoFF members! I'd wait around, but I meant to get my shower before, but like Jess, I can take upto an hour :jess:

Is it two times 15 minutes or something before penalties? ..I don't remember.

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

Good luck to all the sexy EoFF members! I'd wait around, but I meant to get my shower before, but like Jess, I can take upto an hour :jess:

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I'll think of you too Amy~ :jokey:

14. Sexiest Female

The Nominees
Agrias
Akaria
fire_of_avalon
Jess
Jojee
Lekana
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten
Zeldy

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Rye Harle-Quin: Agrias Zeldy: Agrias Jessweeee♪: Rye Denmark: smittenkitten Psychotic: Rye Sagensyg: Jess Goldenboko: Lekana Loony BoB: smittenkitten Heath: smittenkitten Jojee: smittenkitten

Levian: Jess Flying Mullet: Agrias Rantzien: fire_of_avalon Lekana: smittenkitten Sir Lancealot: Jess Shiny: Agrias Demon Dude: Rye Old Manus: Jess Miriel: Agrias qwertyxsora: fire_of_avalon

Prediction Party Favourites: Agrias & smittenkitten (5/21 - 23.8%)
Prediction Party Runners Up: Rye & Jess (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by DK

So here I am once again presenting the award for Sexiest Female at the Eyes on Final Fantasy Ciddies. We have a long history, me and this Ciddie speech, and I somehow anticipate it'll continue until I manage to write one I'm satsified with. Which probably won't be this one 'cause I don't have much time. But anyway.

When it comes down to it, how can you truly choose a sexiest female from EoFF? I mean everyone has their own personal tastes, right? That is to say, despite this being a fairly long list there are hordes more sexy women at EoFF that we should pay tribute to (though not like the failures in the picture thread, that's just asking for a restraining order) that didn't make it into this award that some people might claim are the sexiest. Leeza has been in here before, and she's everyone elses own MILF. Cz actually looks rather fetching with a wig and a touch of blusher on, if he was brave enough to make the pictures public I think he'd go far in this one. And then my personal favourite is Miriel, to be quite frank, she gives me the horn. AWOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA!

I guess what I'm trying to say is that personal preference will play a big part in this Ciddie, but I think we can all accept that everyone who has made the list is sexy in their own way and that none of them should forget that whatever the outcome, and neither should we. So whether you like your women red-headed and feisty, always on hand to shake a brothers yoohoo, or whether you like oiled up babes with a natural source of oil up on top of their head, at the end of the day the winner is not the person who is about to recieve the Ciddie. No, the winner is US, EoFF. Stand up proud and gaze out over the fields of faff you have cultivated, and enjoy the bounty.

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We still don't know who won this award back in May 2001 - the EoFF Awards were then managed by one-time host Scottie, who stated that there were simpley too many tied winners to name. This actually happened with eleven of the awards that time around - part of what prompted the Ciddies Committee to enforce a "tie-breaker" policy for any award where there were tied winners when they started up in December that same year.

I don't think I'll win but good luck everyone! :)

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Originally Posted by Breine

Is it two times 15 minutes before penalty or something? ..I don't remember.

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Yes. 7.48 into the first half of ET now.

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Just a heads up, but if the Spain vs Italy game goes to penalties, there will be a short interval. I love penalties. :jess:

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Spain had better not loose!

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Just a heads up, but if the Spain vs Italy game goes to penalties, there will be a short interval. I love penalties. :jess:

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Spain had better not loose!

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I think Italy is going to win.

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Just a heads up, but if the Spain vs Italy game goes to penalties, there will be a short interval. I love penalties. :jess:

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Spain had better not loose!

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I think Italy is going to win.

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I hope not else I'll be out of the sweepstakes at work :(

Both deserve it. Though I'm rooting for CS.


EDIT: I think I missed out a massive chunk of Ciddies here. :confused:

That Jojee chick is a babe! :jokey:

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

I am above Levian. :bigbiggri

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You want a medal or something? :p

God I suck at predictions.

Those who didn't make it...
Jess...10
Jojee...6
Rye...5
smittenkitten...5
Lekana...4
Akaria...3
rubah...2
Zeldy...2
RSL...1

Agrias vs foa

The centerfold perhaps?

Foa'll win this.

Agrias has this imho~

And the Ciddie goes to...
Agrias

Agrias...13
fire_of_avalon...11

This award was very close, with the person in the lead changing several times!

I knew it! Congratulations Aggie!

Congratulations Agrias! :heart:

Congrats :D!

Point me, sugar daddy.

So apparently all of EoFF does dirty things to pictures of Agrias xD

Congrats. :monster:

We're rather blessed at EoFF good selection of attractive girls, I must say.

Hard to beat the nude shoot, though! :D

Must of been those topless pikchas ftw! I'll keep that in mind for next ciddies. ;)

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

Must of been those topless pikchas ftw! I'll keep that in mind for next ciddies. ;)

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Oi! >=O

Please make me a mod.

13. Sexiest Male

The Nominees
Loony BoB
DK
Evastio
Levian
Psychotic
theundeadhero

Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Psychotic Harle-Quin: Loony BoB Zeldy: DK Jessweeee♪: theundeadhero Denmark: Levian Psychotic: Levian Sagensyg: Psychotic Goldenboko: DK Loony BoB: Levian Heath: DK Jojee: Levian

Levian: Evastio Flying Mullet: Loony BoB Rantzien: Loony BoB Lekana: Levian Sir Lancealot: Evastio Shiny: Levian Demon Dude: Loony BoB Old Manus: Loony BoB Miriel: Levian qwertyxsora: Evastio

Prediction Party Favourite: Levian (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Loony BoB (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech!

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Originally Posted by Lekana

Hey it's lekana here. If you're an active member or even a normal member you've noticed the picture thread. Well I guess there was some sexy males in there, who would have guessed? To be honest it gives me a reason to hit on all the "sexy" boys ;)

Loony BoB
Smitten, we're all jealous. No really, the guys hate you for stealing thier boy toy. BoB is hot, he is one of the threats of this category. If he doesn't get this one he's a threat to those who will.

DK
Ya know.... I don't know what DK looks like. Guess he's super crazy sexy cool?

Evastio
I DO know what he looks like. Shh but he is pretty hot. He should stop hiding his face, seriously. All up for Evastio to show himself more say I.

Levian
The hot blondie. Wait did you dye your hair back? Either way Levian is super hot. He makes norwegian girls swoon. I liked the hotel whatever pictures he had up around the last ciddies though. He got this one last year and he could take it again easily.

Psychotic
I still think he looks hot in a hat. I need to find those pictures again.... But you know what, ask Jess, she'd know how hot he is. He deserves to be in the category believe me ;)

theundeadhero
He's underrated, he's a CK now, he's super sexy. Anyone who doesn't think so is silly. SILLY I SAY!

Who ever gets it, they deserve it. Really it's a pile of sexy hot gay sex....er minus the gay I guess?

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We're rather blessed at EoFF good selection of attractive girls, I must say.

Hard to beat the nude shoot, though! :D

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What? I've never heard of this ever before xD
Would you technically get banned for that? o.0

wait topless pictures what where

I predicted PsyBoy, on a whim.

'boko: Not if she doesn't post the pictures here. :p

Sexiest male, eh?

If there is any Ciddie you'd expect to win more than once, this could be it! In the first six instances of the Ciddies, there were three members each winning twice each - first it was Chickencha, then Mikztsu, then Chickencha, then Loony BoB, then BoB again, then Mikztsu. RSL won next, followed by Sexy McAwesome (aka Spaceman Spiff), followed once again by RSL. You can imagine the bets placed immediately after that for Spiff to pull off his double after that, but RSL managed an unprecedented third victory. Since then, Levian has also managed the double and Jowy has won it once, too.

Come on BoB and good luck guys! :D

Damn, Miriel is cleaning up with the predictions! It's almost like an admin read AG's pms and told her the voting results...

What!? :irked:

Seeing as I've been called blondie in two speeches now I guess I'll slip you guys some FYI. my hair is pitch black. I tried to dye it back to my regular colour, which is brown, but I failed.

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Damn, Miriel is cleaning up with the predictions! It's almost like an admin read AG's pms and told her the voting results...

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It took me so long to figure out what he was saying there. I feel slow :(

Those who didn't make it...
Loony BoB...10
Psychotic...9
theundeadhero...9
DK...6
RSL...1

Who will take it? The mysterious Evastio or our midget Levian? :jess:

I want some topless BoB pictures.

If Evastio wins I will be a pretty awesome predictor after all

edit: and god everybody is taking pot shots at me. even award girl.

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I want some topless BoB pictures.

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You might just get some. Remind me slightly before the next Ciddies. I only seem to win when I show the 'ladies' what they want to see...

Aaaawe poor Daniel, go Lev and Evastio~

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I want some topless BoB pictures.

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You might just get some. Remind me slightly before the next Ciddies. I only seem to win when I show the 'ladies' what they want to see...

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If they ever get posted on these forums I'm taking you all down, that's a promise!

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I want some topless BoB pictures.

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Oh gawd see what you've done now, he's took his top off and tensing his muscles! :rolleyes2

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I want some topless BoB pictures.

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I saw some on the EoFF Porn site, back in the day!

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Originally Posted by Levian

edit: and god everybody is taking pot shots at me. even award girl.

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It's just friendly banter from one midget to another. :aimkiss:

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I want some topless BoB pictures.

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You might just get some. Remind me slightly before the next Ciddies. I only seem to win when I show the 'ladies' what they want to see...

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Hot damn!

Ah, will be good to have some represents in August :mog:

Back on track: Go Lev!

EDIT: The reason for this slight delay is that Danielle keeps talking to Jess, keeping her on the PC so Award Girl can't get access to do her job! >=O

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Originally Posted by Levian

Ah, will be good to have some represents in August :mog:

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Yeah I'm short too. :(

Midgets represent! 5'0" and under club! Word to your Obama Mama!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Levian

Levian...15
Evastio...13

It's okay, Lev. I'm short too. I'll just be glad in August when Paul will be saying "You're so tiny!" to you, rather than to me. :bigsmile:

Congratulations Levian! :heart:

I move that smitkit STFU and let the "mysterious" Award Girl do her damn job so I can post DDs poem again for Most Evillest Member. :bigsmile:

Also, clap clap to Levian! Though BoB still wins it in my book. I'll send him a Quinnie or something....no, that just sounds too gay. :(

Oh, Levian. We love your hot body. We're just so white'n'nerdy like that.

Congrats, Levian! Scandinavia represent!

EDIT: Also, penalties are up.. So I guess there'll be a break?

I only said a few things to her!!! :(

Congrats!

hai guyz guess whut?

BREAK
PENALTY SHOOT-OUT. Hell yeah! :jess:

Oh if you guys only knew. ;)

but thanks anyway!

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I'll just be glad in August when Paul will be saying "You're so tiny!" to you, rather than to me :bigsmile:

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ya I'm looking forward to that. I'll just constantly wear hats.

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Midgets represent! 5'0" and under club! Word to your Obama Mama!

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For lyfe!

Go Spain!

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Go Spain!

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If I, by some kind of sick joke, win Evillest Member, I will be posting DDs poem again.

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Oh if you guys only knew. ;)

but thanks anyway!

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I'll just be glad in August when Paul will be saying "You're so tiny!" to you, rather than to me :bigsmile:

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ya I'm looking forward to that. I'll just constantly wear hats.

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Oooooh lev it's exciting, atleast your able to fit on the couch? :p

1-0, good shot by Villa.

1-1, Casillas doesn't look so confident. :(

2-1 to Spain!

2-1 still! Casillas saves! Good one :D

..and Spain's in the lead.

Notice how BoB manages to both watch the footie and post here, AH?

3-1 thanks to Senna. :D

EDIT: 3-2 now. C'mon, Spain... hold steady.

EDIT: 3-2 still. Buffons saves the shot. =|

EDIT: 3-2 still! Good save by Casillas again! This is it now...

EDIT: 4-2! It's good! Spain wins!

Spain wins!

And now back to the June Ciddies 2008 Revelations. Over to you, Award Girl!

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I'll just be glad in August when Paul will be saying "You're so tiny!" to you, rather than to me :bigsmile:

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ya I'm looking forward to that. I'll just constantly wear hats.

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Top hats? :jess:

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Notice how BoB manages to both watch the footie and post here, AH?

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I've watched the whole match and managed to keep posting the ciddies, but penalties need 100% attention!

but, yay~ Spain. Italy and Spain were my favourite teams in it, so Spain to win it! :jess:

Awesome like a possum~ :)

Not good enough. Ciddies are more important than even toilet breaks!

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Oooooh lev it's exciting, atleast your able to fit on the couch? :p

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I think I'll manage!

12. Evilest Member

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Harle-Quin
Jojee
Leeza
Lekana
Old Manus
Professor Plum
Psychotic
rubah
Tavrobel

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Harle-Quin Harle-Quin: Harle-Quin Zeldy: Aerith's Knight Jessweeee♪: Harle-Quin Denmark: Professor Plum Psychotic: Tavrobel Sagensyg: Jojee Goldenboko: Tavrobel Loony BoB: Leeza Heath: Harle-Quin Jojee: Leeza

Levian: Jojee Flying Mullet: Aerith's Knight Rantzien: Tavrobel Lekana: Professor Plum Sir Lancealot: Leeza Shiny: Professor Plum Demon Dude: Leeza Old Manus: Leeza Miriel: Tavrobel qwertyxsora: Tavrobel

Prediction Party Favourites: Tavrobel & Leeza (5/21 - 23.8%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Harle-Quin & Professor Plum (3/21 - 14.3%)

The Speech

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Hello there, EoFF! It's me again, ace reporter Dynast-Kid for NEWS CHANNEL WFFF with a live report! I'm here at the Crystal Dome in Eizon, standing on the red carpet! The 2008 Mid-Year Ciddies are beginning to wind down, but you know me, always devoted to bringing the hottest gossip, straight from the mouths of the stars themselves! According to Award Girl, the next award to be presented is...Evilest Member!?

Oh, look! There go the nominees! Time to get the scoop!

-->What's the most evil thing you've ever done?

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I'm planning world domination ^__^ is that evil?

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If I told you that, I would have to kill you.

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made a girl cry because she made me feel uncomfortable to be around

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Demon Dude. I have done many wrongs by him, but this is the best.

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One time I touched a girl's bottom.

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Shot up an orphanage.

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I've gotten a killimanjaro.

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Hmm That I don't know I threaten things a lot so me thinks that's where people get stuff.

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I'll give you something evil: Do your own smurfing job and quit trying to get me to write your speech for you. And suck an egg while you're at it!

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-->If you were put in a one-on-one battle to the death, what weapon would you choose?

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My bear hands. Yes, bear hands.

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A longsword made of mythril. encased with a single Aquamarine gem.

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A cheese grader, you know how much that'd hurt on skin OIE.

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A feather.

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love

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Cute kitten <3 :3

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A laser of some sort.

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my dong

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-->Have you ever experienced a "violencegasm"?

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what the hell is that?

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No, but I-- oh gawd, you're 14. *shuts up* xD

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Yes, just recently. I was playing Kirby in SSBB and I Final Smashed all of my cousins in a single shot. It was a glorious victory, if only I weren't using the Wii controller, and they got to all of the heals before I did.

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I ejaculate the blood of my victims.

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Only in the late 1800s. I was living in Whitechapel, London, and just got bored.

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I like some of the kinky stuff, but not that kinky @_@

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Yes, when I beat children.

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No. I don't enjoy being evil. It's just a necessity.

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Well, folks, that was certainly enlightening! Who would've known that underneath those familiar faces lied souls filled with anger, HATE, misery, and anguish? Well, certainly not me! And to think that...

Oh shiz! Award Girl's about to present the Ciddie! This is Dynast-Kid, signing off for now!

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Even toilet breaks? Um no. We don't want our Award Winners pissing their pants, that would just be unethical.

EDIT: Voilencegasm? @_@

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Not good enough. Ciddies are more important than even toilet breaks!

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Sorry but Award Girl is Female and not a Male who is disgusting. :tongue:

I win, IMHO.

The kitten and the bird are ganging up on me! :(

:bigsmile:

What have I missed? :p I said I take awhile in the shower!

Congrats to the winners ^_^

Citizen Bleys won this award in the first ever EoFF Awards in June 2000 (then titled 'Most Evil Person'). Not just this, but also Funniest Member, Strangest Person, Most Talkative, Most Non-conformist, Worst Spammer, Most Likely to Achieve Immortality and was tied to win Best Writer... and Nicest Member! While Cid and the member formerly known as Dr Unne are still around on the odd occasion, Bleys is undoubtedly the most active of the winners from back in mid-2000.

Those who didn't make it...
Aerith's Knight...7
Lekana...7
Tavrobel...7
Harle-Quin...5
Psychotic...4
Jojee...3
rubah...2
RSL...1

Three go head-to-head! Is it going to be Leeza, Professor Plum (or Al!) or Old Manus?

Whoa, Ciddies results already. Time sure flies.

Congratulations to everyone so far. :)

My response to Dynast's last question was "My head hurts".

Is it this time of year again already?

I still win, IMHO. :cry:

Go Leeza! I feel like getting another prediction right.

Gooo Leeza! :jess:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Professor Plum aka Al

Professor Plum...11
Leeza...10
Old Manus...10

Well, it was fun doubling my post count with you guys, but I'm off to be nerdy and play some RPG Maker games.

I shall or shall not return! :irked:

Lezza for nicest and evillest!

Well done, Professor Plump!

I think "Cattiest" would suit you more than "Evillest" though. :laugh:

Congratulations Shlupquack! :heart:

11. Nicest Member

The Nominees
Breine
Jess
Leen-Leen
Leeza
Marshall Banana
Renmiri
Roto13
smittenkitten

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Leen-Leen Harle-Quin: smittenkitten Zeldy: smittenkitten Jessweeee♪: Leen-Leen Denmark: Breine Psychotic: Jess Sagensyg: Roto13 Goldenboko: Marshall Banana Loony BoB: Jess Heath: Leen-Leen Jojee: Leeza

Levian: Breine Flying Mullet: Breine Rantzien: smittenkitten Lekana: Jess Sir Lancealot: Jess Shiny: Jess Demon Dude: Marshall Banana Old Manus: Marshall Banana Miriel: smittenkitten qwertyxsora: smittenkitten

Prediction Party Favourites: Jess & smittenkitten (5/21 - 23.8%)
Prediction Party Runners Up: Breine & Marshall Banana (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

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Breine
How could this chap not be voted for nicest member? I’ve never seen him say a bad word about someone. Always there to support the up & coming artist or lend an ear in Eyes On Each Other. A genuine nice guy.

Jess
Always looks on the more positive side of things, and apart from liking Newcastle United FC, she is actually a cool person. It boils down to two simple things. If you have the looks & personality in the wild world of EoFF then you’ll be the cream of the crop, and she has this in abundance. Jess is as nice as they come.

Leen-Leen
Bubbly eizoner who i’m almost certain I’ve seen nominated for this before. Must be well liked & a legitimate person. So, I’ve come to the conclusion that this girl is like the sun, shes warm & everyone likes to see her. Keep it gangster Lee.

Leeza
Keeps in the list with that whole motherly vibe she has going with this place I’d imagine. She always allocates her time to everyone, keeps the place in check, but whatever no matter what she does you gotta respect the Leeza. I confide my EoFF doings only to her!

Marshall Banana
She comes across as a genuinely nice person, who’s popular with most of the community. I don’t know much about her but from what I have seen she is coolio, and her name is funky. I mean Marshall was a cool karate guy, & banana’s are good for you. What’s not to like? I’m hungry…

Renmiri
Renmiri… cool mother figure who everyone not only respect’s, but her opinion to go with it. I’d say it’s a safe bet that pretty much everyone in here is fond of her.

Roto13
As far as I can tell there are only a handful of people here who lends a hand in each forum, and Roto is one of them. Whether it is blunt or not, in EoEo he will give you not only his honest opinion but his reasoning’s for it. Nobody likes fake people. I casually go into the gaming forum but when I do it’s him giving advice on whatever, so it’s no surprise for me to see this member here.

Smittenkitten
I’m convinced this girl doesn’t have a bad bone in her body. Aren’t red’s supposed to have fiery tempers?! Anyway, smitten is good to these forums for plenty of reasons. She comes across as uplifting, helpful, & generally a great friend to most of the EoFF faithful. BoB must feel good everyday.

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Shlup>Professor Plum>Al

You keep making us hate your name changes more and more, thus you are evil!

I won't win so good luck everyone else! :jess:

If Jess wins this will be the biggest joke ever. Same if smittenkitten wins actually, she is also very mean to poor innocent me!

Gooo Danielle and Jess! :jess:

Leen-Leen or fail!

Leeza won this award a whopping six times in a row at one point, owning the title from mid-2002 through to the end of 2004. That's not a record though - crono_logical has won Most Helpful Member and one of the offshoots of that award, Most Helpful Techy, on seven consecutive occasions. He is matched by Wyllius who ran over Mikztsu, LuNaTiC jEsTeR, The Man, Joel - four times! - and even himself in either a bus, ambulance or tricycle. That run was ended when Psy managed to slam his bus into a guy who, quite fittingly, we know as Ouch!

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If Jess wins this will be the biggest joke ever. Same if smittenkitten wins actually, she is also very mean to poor innocent me!

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Gooo Danielle and Jess! :jess:

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NO! You're supporting evil, here! Pure evil!

Being mean to Psychotic counts as Nice to everyone else.

smitkit for Nicest.

I just realised "nicest" is an anagram of "incest". Coincidence?

Those who didn't make it...
Marshall Banana...11
Leen-Leen...7
Leeza...7
Breine...5
Renmiri...5
Roto13...3

Jess & Danielle go head to head! :o

NO!

WHAT THE smurf EoFF!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Gooo Jess you deserve it! :love:

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Jess & Danielle go head to head! :o

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I like the sound of that.

Fail! Don't worry Leen-Leen, I still love you :love:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

NO!

WHAT THE smurf EoFF!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Jess

Jess...16
smittenkitten...14

Jess takes her second of the night!

Congrats :/

Congrats to whoever of you two is going to win this. You both deserve it.

EDIT: Oh, congrats Jess! :bigsmile:

Well done, you have voted for a violent and sadistic sociopath. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

Congratulations Jess! :heart:

Congratulations, Jesster, and a good close fight. I had a hard time picking between Marshall, Jess and Danielle so I'm pretty happy overall with the result.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Well done, you have voted for a violent and sadistic sociopath. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

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Whats next?

Rigged.

Seriousness aside, you both deserved it. Especially because it annoys Psy.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Jess & Danielle go head to head! :o

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I like the sound of that.

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DANIEL. ps. :jokey:

Thanks, everybody. :heart:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Well done, you have voted for a violent and sadistic sociopath. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

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This is lies! All lies! :jess:

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

Congratulations Jess! :heart:

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It was close, my love. Well done, you should have won tbh~ :love:

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Jess & Danielle go head to head! :o

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I like the sound of that.

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Oooooooh. :jokey:

Congrats, Jess. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Well done, you have voted for a violent and sadistic sociopath. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

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Psy's eyes only ;-)What the hell Psy? You're the one banging her!

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Well done, you have voted for a violent and sadistic sociopath. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

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What the hell Psy? You're the one banging her!

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You expected anything less?

Miriel: 21
Denmark: 18
Psychotic: 17
Jojee: 17
Lekana: 17
Dynast-Kid: 16
Shiny: 16
Rantzien: 15
Flying Mullet: 15
Goldenboko: 14
Heath: 14
Demon Dude: 13
Old Manus: 13
Sir Lancealot: 13
qwertyxsora: 12
Zeldy: 11
Jessweeee♪: 11
Harle-Quin: 11
Sagensyg: 10
Loony BoB: 10
Levian: 9

Shiny got the last 5 in a row right! Can she beat the spree that myself and Denmark racked up of 6? Let's find out, when we play CIDDIES OF DOOOOOOOM! or something.

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

What the hell Psy? You're the one banging her!

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It is an abusive relationship. :weep:

Danielle and Jess are both lovely girls really and it is well-deserved. :)

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Originally Posted by Jess

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

Congratulations Jess! :heart:

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It was close, my love. Well done, you should have won tbh~ :love::

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Yes it was but you deserved it, I think I voted for you in that one too. :p

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Originally Posted by Jess

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Jess & Danielle go head to head! :o

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I like the sound of that.

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Oooooooh. :jokey:

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:jokey:

HURRY UP AND GET TO THE SS AWARDS, I NEED TO GO TO BED!

10. Best Newbie

The Nominees
Akaria
Blue Harvest
Caraliz
duckie
Kes

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Blue Harvest Harle-Quin: Blue Harvest Zeldy: Caraliz Jessweeee♪: Caraliz Denmark: Blue Harvest Psychotic: Caraliz Sagensyg: Blue Harvest Goldenboko: Blue Harvest Loony BoB: Akaria Heath: Kes Jojee: Caraliz

Levian: Blue Harvest Flying Mullet: Blue Harvest Rantzien: Blue Harvest Lekana: Caraliz Sir Lancealot: Blue Harvest Shiny: Caraliz Demon Dude: Blue Harvest Old Manus: Blue Harvest Miriel: Caraliz qwertyxsora: Caraliz

Prediction Party Favourite: Blue Harvest (11/21 - 52.4%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Caraliz (8/21 - 38.1%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid

Best Newbie Ciddie:

Hello, everyone. It's me again, Dynast-Kid, ace reporter for NEWS CHANNEL WFFF. I'm here, live, at the Crystal Dome in Eizon, covering, for you, the 2008 Mid-Year Ciddies. We're down to the most prestigious and coveted awards, the Top 10, and i'm priveleged to be here reporting. Award Girl will be presenting the Best Newbie Award in just a few moments, but before then, I want to take a brief moment to introduce the nominees.

Akaria, a member who joined on November 12th, 2007, is a new and fabulous addition to the EoFF family. She's known for having a refreshing, and sweet personality, and seems to have a slight thing for picture threads. She's even gained a fanboy or two!

Blue Harvest, who joined on January 18th, 2008, is a busy little bee around the EoFF community. He can often be spotted in General Chat, and has a laid-back and care free personality. Someone who definitely fits in here at EoFF!

Caraliz, a member who joined on August 18th, 2007, is a very lovely new member here at EoFF. Many may know her from her relationship with Bert, and they seem to be quite a wonderful pair. She's a very nice person! Oh...and she's preggorz too.

duckie, who joined on October 26th, 2007 is quite a nice individual. She has an air of detached coolness, and it's usually quite nice to run into one of her lovely posts or threads. And i've even heard rumors of a relationship with fellow newbie Blue Harvest! Newb love? I hope so. :bigsmile:

And finally, we have the lovely Kes, who joined us on April 2nd, 2008, is a lovely young woman. She has an independent, strong, and unique aura, similair to those of other strong women in EoFF history, such as fire-of-avalon, and kikimm. Many people quite like the cut of her jib, and she seems like one who'll be around for a while.

It feels good to be in touch with EoFF's younger generation. *cough* They are the future of our community, and very well may be the strong leaders we hope to see, even when EoFF is full of crazed Regulars and bitter Oldbies. I believe the children are the future.

...And here she is, the radiant Award Girl, ready to present the Best Newbie Ciddie. This is Dynast-Kid, signing off, y'all!

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Psychotic is a two-faced bitch. I'd like to change my Best Female vote to Psy. ;)

NO, SKIP THIS CRAP AND GO ON TO THE SS AWARDS!

*shakes everyone's hand* Good luck!

I voted Kes :bigsmile:

EDIT: I think... xD

Go Newbies! ^__^

Aeris, Agent Proto, Nyke, Chaos, Reno Leonhart, Tifa Lockheart, Dingo_Jellybean, The Man, Aika, Moomba Misstress, valetine_4_ever, sephxangel, Yazoo'squeen, yuna_elena, RPJesus, lovehurts, Avarice-ness, Bunny and demondude55 have won this previously. Of them, the following are still going strong: yuna_elena (Shauna), Avarice-ness, Bunny and demondude55 (Demon Dude). Members such as Agent Proto, Chaos and Dingo_Jellybean also had a lengthy run, and The Man is still seen about these parts from time to time. Not everything has gone so well though - Aicha managed to get herself a little bit, er, banned. A fate shared later on by lovehurts. Either way, these Best Newbies certainly seem to leave their mark in one way or another!

I'VE BEEN HERE 12 HOURS AND 32 PAGES, I DEMAND JUSTICE!

Those who didn't make it...
Kes...15
Akaria...8
duckie...4
RSL...1

So, will it be Caraliz or Blue Harvest? :jess:

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I'VE BEEN HERE 12 HOURS AND 32 PAGES, I DEMAND JUSTICE KES!

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Noooooooooo~

At least let Harvest win to give me a point I've been stuck xD

Go Caraliz! :)

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I'VE BEEN HERE 12 HOURS AND 32 PAGES, I DEMAND JUSTICE KES!

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GOD DAMNIT, NO!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Blue Harvest

Blue Harvest...20
Caraliz...17

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Of them, the following are still going strong: Agent Proto

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Proto's been gone a loooooong time.

point me bitch xP

EDIT: I miss Proto.

Congratulations Blue Harvest! :heart:

Whoops, was meant to move Proto over to the second list. *goes to edit*

G'job, Harvey.

9. Best Regular

The Nominees
Araciel
Dynast-Kid
Goldenboko
JKTrix
qwertyxsora
scrumpleberry

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Goldenboko Harle-Quin: scrumpleberry Zeldy: Araciel Jessweeee♪: Dynast-Kid Denmark: qwertyxsora Psychotic: qwertyxsora Sagensyg: Goldenboko Goldenboko: Goldenboko Loony BoB: Goldenboko Heath: Araciel Jojee: qwertyxsora

Levian: Goldenboko Flying Mullet: Goldenboko Rantzien: scrumpleberry Lekana: Araciel Sir Lancealot: Goldenboko Shiny: Goldenboko Demon Dude: Goldenboko Old Manus: Goldenboko Miriel: qwertyxsora qwertyxsora: Goldenboko

Prediction Party Favourite: Goldenboko (11/21 - 52.4%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: qwertyxsora (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by Denmark

What is a regular? The first definition on Merriam-Webster's online dictionary is "one who is regular, as one of the regular clergy". This leads us to the definition of the adjective "regular", which I'm told by numerous television advertisements has some meaning to older people. I'm not going to go into that here, because I find it kind of gross (ewwww old people) and instead completely change the subject to our fine (hopefully) regular members nominated for this sparkling award.

One is tall and Canadian.
One is just a kid!
One has a chocobo fetish.
One is the dramatic foil to the Trix rabbit.
One is an advocate of keyboard/Kingdom Hearts slash.
One is some variety of berry.

Each an individual in their own right! Quite unique individuals we have here. None of the traits listed here seem to make them candidates for "Best Regular", though. What gives? Why in the world would you crazy people pick these wonderful nominees? Slogans?

Araciel: spiderfiti !
Dynast-Kid: Obama, I Still Want Ya!
Goldenboko: ♥ Leen-Leen Gold is the New Black
JKTrix: oreodaredattoomotteyagaru
qwertyxsora: Go Green!
scrumpleberry: becauseveryoneedscrazy

*ponders*

:confused:

You're all insane, aren't you?

Whatever, I'm done. I'm out of here. This is my last speech. I thank you all! Award Girl, take it away.

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NOT FAST ENOUGH, FASTER!

*whipcracks*

I wouldn't mind winning one today. Last chance *crosses fingers*

'Grats Blue Harvest!

And thanks for the love, Goldenboko!

You know what, no!

Obviously this thread needs more drama no one loves me! I think I'm going to quit. I hate all of you. Especially Ouch! for making me join. *storms off*

Take that, EoFF. You and your stupid awards can go die in a fire.

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Originally Posted by Denmark

One is an advocate of keyboard/Kingdom Hearts slash.

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ahahaha

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Those who didn't make it...
Kes...15
Akaria...8
duckie...4
RSL...1

So, will it be Caraliz or Blue Harvest? :jess:

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KES NOOOOOOOOOO! ;; But the other two up for the win are rather deserving as well.

Edit: I forget how fast thread moves. GRATS TO ALL!

Those who didn't make it...
Araciel...12
JKTrix...6
Dynast-Kid...3
RSL...1

Goldenboko, qwerty and scrumpleberry FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

I've always found it strange that prior to our most recent (the 13th victor) winner of this award, Avarice-ness, there was never a Best Newbie winner that went on to win Best Regular. Another intersting note is that Roto13 won it in the mid-year Ciddies 2006 - and then again one year later (Christmas winning the award between those two wins)! This was down to the Ciddies changing it so that it was no longer a requirement of 3-8 months of registration being required for Best Regular. It is now required that you are registered between one and two years.

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Originally Posted by Baloki

NOT FAST ENOUGH, FASTER!

*whipcracks*

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Yeah I know how you feel I have work tomorrow at 9am and have to go to bed soonish. :(

YES!

I hope Gobo wins it, out of pity, but I hope scrump wins it out of give me some damn points. :D

I've instafailed already xD

HOLY CARP, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

Congrats to Harvey for winning best n00b. Boko will probably win the one for best regular imo.

EDIT: Although, I'm secretly rooting for scrumpleberry-ness.

And the Ciddie goes to...
qwertyxsora

qwertyxsora...15
Goldenboko...14
scrumpleberry...14

so very close...qwerty wins his first ciddie!

Oh Miriel, your days at the top of the correct predictions list may very well be numbered.

And seriously, qwerty? Keyboards and Kingdom Hearts are your fetish?

...:(

;_;

Close!

A deserved winner who got a fight from two deserving runner-ups. Congratulations on your first Ciddie, qwerty!

Congratulations qwertyxsora! :heart:

Well done qwerty! You're a great guy. I can't believe you haven't won one before now!

:cookie:

I'm quite proud of myself. I drew with GoBo! Makes me feel special :bigsmile:

edit: thx breine :heart:

Wow that was insanely close. All three would be worthy winners. Well done qwerty!

8. Best Veteran

The Nominees
Bahamut2000X
Breine
Cz
I Took The Red Pill
I'm my own MILF
Jess
Lekana
oddler
Old Manus
Pureghetto
Roto13
Rye

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Rye Harle-Quin: Breine Zeldy: Breine Jessweeee♪: I'm my own MILF Denmark: Rye Psychotic: Pureghetto Sagensyg: I'm my own MILF Goldenboko: Rye Loony BoB: Rye Heath: Pureghetto Jojee: Jess

Levian: Rye Flying Mullet: Jess Rantzien: I'm my own MILF Lekana: Pureghetto Sir Lancealot: Bahamut2000X Shiny: Rye Demon Dude: Rye Old Manus: I'm my own MILF Miriel: Pureghetto qwertyxsora: Rye

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Pureghetto & I'm my own MILF (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech
Over to Levian! :jess:

It's a bit of a C/D thing with Best Veteran. Since the Ciddies started up, only on two occasions out of thirteen has a winner not started off with the first (excluding 'The') letter of their username beginning with C or D. Citizen Bleys, Dr Unne, Cz, Captain Maxx Power, The Captain and Del Murder have got 11 between them, with Mikztsu and Psychotic making up the numbers. So, with that in mind, Cz should at the least be happy!

Come on you oldbies! :jess:

I want Cz to win now, just to strengthen BarD's stats. :D

But really, it should be Breine.

I would like it if Breine or oddler won. I don't think either has ever won a Ciddie and both are deserving.

I think they are all deserving. :)

imo, anyone who gets to vet level without having won a ciddie deserves 10. Nao.

I still dunno how Breine has never won one before. ;;

I'm gonna have to get ready for bed soon. :(

I would like it if Rye won because I'm only in it for the predictions now.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I still dunno how Breine has never won one before. ;;

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Heh, well.. I just haven't.. :P But thanks :)

Also, thanks Psy, scrumpleberry and Quin.

No Levian? :( Okay:

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Originally Posted by Levian

Ah, best veterinarian. These members have been around for what feels like centuries, and no owner change, no april fools prank, no HURRICANE can keep them away from EoFF and posting about procrastination and what they do when they’re bored. The world would be painted in more shades of gray if it wasn’t for these guys. Actually, screw this paragraph, I don’t have time for it. There’s smurfing 12 nominees for this award. Twelve.

Bahamut2000X
This mafia playing blast from the past has made a much welcomed comeback here at EoFF, and that’s all fine and good, BUT can we trust him? I’m sure we all can’t help but think “Yeah, well when is he going to run out on us again?” and rightfully so. It is when we let our guard down that we get hurt, so if you want our undying love (currently our love for you is mortal), you have to promise to stay forever, or at least until the year 2000X, which is still 17992 years from now.

Breine
This Danish dane going by the name Breine is more active than ever, and it looks good on him. He’s always lightening up the place in one way or another, whether it’s starting interesting threads or just lounging around. A well known user of the xD. Breine wouldn’t hurt a fly, even if it tried to kill him. That’s why he probably won the Nicest Member ciddie that was announced quite a few minutes ago. Maybe he’ll win this one too?

Cz
Cz gets no description as he said some mean things to me on MSN a week ago and I still haven’t forgotten about it.

I Took The Red Pill
Wait, what are YOU doing on this list? You’re a regular! Imposter. Keith is a little prankster, he really is. When he’s not pranking people, he’s being awesome at both school and social life. How cool is that? He’s almost too normal for hanging around on EoFF, and he should be punished for it. That’s why I encourage you all to celebrate July as Prank Keith Month. For every time you prank Keith, you will receive 1 jelly point. Whenever you get 10 jelly points, you will receive 50 popularity increasing usernotes*

*non-refundable

I'm my own MILF
You know, when you first joined I’m sure the mods were pulling their hair trying to figure out who’s second account you were. Nobody first register on EoFF with an actual cool name. It usually takes one or two tries for that to happen. Your way of posting probably didn’t help that much either. Oh well, at least you didn’t get yourself banned over that, and good thing too. And EOS go!

Jess
Oh Jess you must be pretty tired by now :D just a few awards to go, you can do it! After that you can sleep your ass off and it’ll be well deserved. You’ve had a pretty good year too. Runner up for the CK contest along with Takara as well as your always fun contests, such as the movie quiz. You do the best you can to make EoFF more fun for others and that’s just plain awesome, making it all the more interesting to come back to this place. Thanks for a good year, Award Girl! See ya in August. :-*

Lekana
Oh Lekana. xD you are quite the case. Whether it’s a nut case or a regular case, I’ll leave up to you to wonder, but you are quite the feisty woman. I find it quite hilarious how you, as a host, continuously insult the players even as the game is still going on xD Them poor people never knew what hit em. You’re also a wonderful mafia host, making the games very much balanced and fun. Not too crazy and not too boring. Queen of mafia, anyone? Hey, this paragraph got very mafia revolved. Oh well, she’s got nice boobs too.

oddler
Have you ever heard I’m Real by Jennifer Lopez? The rap verse goes something like “The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk.” Well, that’s exactly what I love about oddler. The way he does everything. Heck, I love his avatar dimensions. I’d probably adopt him if only he wasn’t older than me. Is he older than me? I’ll have to have this checked and have the formalities taken care of as soon as possible.

Old Penis
Hey, this guy is still around. He’s not banned or left or become a bitter oldbie or anything. What are the odds. His better half, Christmas, seems to have went for the hills too, but hopefully the power of love will once again unite them. Hopefully. Well, here’s to what’s hopefully going to be decades of first-posting and mocking of the unhealthy kind of internet and eoff fads.

Pureghetto
Summary of every msn conversation I’ve had with PG ever:
lol azn. Asl aslsalaslaslsalsalsasaaaaaaaaaaaalllll
pikapika lolzwtfsarshobbitsex do you liek pie?
Do you have pencils in norway?

Roto13
Hey, wasn’t this guy supposed to change his username or something? HMMMMMM. Anyway, Roto is a DOUBLE EDGED sword. That’s probably because he’s never afraid to speak his mind even if it’ll give him his third super-final warning. Okay, that’s probably not entirely true, I know he loves his cup of EoFF so he wouldn’t get himself banned. Not that he would get banned that easily either, as people also do love their cup of Roto.

Rye
Rye is a cave of inside jokes. Sometimes I wonder if she has a filing system at home where she archives every inside joke she’s ever had with anyone. I swear we have more inside jokes than I am even aware of, and some of them being ones that we talked about for 5 minutes in 2004 or something. She’s an avid learner of Norwegian too, and I have no doubts in my little mind that she will master it in no time! I have faith in you, young warrior.

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RYE PEEGEE MILF TRIFECTA GOOO~

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Originally Posted by Rye

I still dunno how Breine has never won one before. ;;

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I know, right? It's madness.

I'm gonna miss the SS results and my chance to shout abuse, I hate you all :'(

Bad Levian! I love the speech though and the whole Old Penis part. :p

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I'm gonna miss the SS results and my chance to shout abuse, I hate you all :'(

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PM me what you wanna say roughly, and I'll edit it depending on who and chuck it up here. :D

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Originally Posted by Levian

Old Penis

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I know you get some words confused, but...

Those who didn't make it...
Cz...9
oddler...7
Bahamut2000X...6
Jess...6
Lekana...4
Old Manus...4
I Took The Red Pill...3
I'm my own MILF...3
Breine...2
Rye...2
RSL...1

Showdown between Roto and Peegee! :jess:

Truly epic speech btw, I love it.

I am an archive of inside jokes, my Nevada loving vanijlabaesj pornobaron. <3

Edit: lol

C'mon Peeg!

go r0t0

And the Ciddie goes to...
Pureghetto

Pureghetto...12
Roto13...11

Peegee wins! Very close.

Congratulations Peegee! :heart:

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

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Originally Posted by Baloki

I'm gonna miss the SS results and my chance to shout abuse, I hate you all :'(

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PM me what you wanna say roughly, and I'll edit it depending on who and chuck it up here. :D

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It's ok, I'll make sure they never hear the end of it whatever happens, but thanks anyways :D