Be careful what you wish for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
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Be careful what you wish for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Dan should marry nobody BUT he should get Rye preggers. Who thinks this is a good idea?
also epic epic win over death <3
also yeah I'll stop harrassing you now, it's all good, I look like a pro :cool:
Oooh, have a half-cast baby in the house, do not know if want...
It would be pretty good, but we're bringing people into the house at a faster rate than we're killing them off :tongue:
FREEBIRD!
It is, but given the current Keith potential pregnancy, it might not be the best time for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Psy: I've had it up to here with BoB wanting me dead! Make him and then kill him! :mad2:
Half the work is already done, because BoB has been created already. =p
Oh right. I forgot.Quote:
Originally Posted by DD
KILL HIM!
Too smurfing right I will.
Then I will hack smittenkitten to be in love with me.
Then I will make her have sex with me right in front of BoB's grave.
Finally I will then make my Sim stand around on said grave for several hours until he pisses all over it.
:up:
Dude, I've asked for loads of people to be killed. You're like all those whingy bastards who cry when they go up for nomination in Big Brother as if they never signed up to be in such a game. :p
Day 19: The Calm Before
Where were we? Oh yeah, Shlup kissing her hero.
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Shiny is not entirely pleased that he didn't make use of his death-beating skills to save her too.
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Lekana starts a fire standing in a puddle of piss. I like to think this image accurately sums up the Sims 2.
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I do just love the little dances they perform when there's a fire.
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"I LOVE RYE SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO EAT HER!" :O_O:
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I have a policy of "You set fire to it, you eat it" in this house.
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She'd rather eat even more food once she's done than shower.
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Is "Men in underwear grab each other in the kitchen" something you want to see more of? Because I have many more screenshots where that came from.
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Sieg....HEIL!
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Manly men discussing manly things in a manly situation.
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Two hot lesbians kissing in their underwear. It'd be hot but apparently none of the girls in the house want to shower anymore. It's also scrumpleberry's first kiss! D'aww!
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ShlupQuack is having a nightmare about a zombie Bunny.
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Then everyone in the room starts hating on Rye. I am like "wtf?"
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Ye Olde Photobooth Sex.
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DOUBBERU SURAP!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my Sims!
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Oh no what a tragedy.
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Nobody's going to be beating Death for this guy's life.
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Dan tries to stifle his laughter in front of a distraught Huxley. In fact the entire house apart from Huxley thinks it's smurfing awesome that this prick died.
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Three way cat-fight behind the now empty Alcatraz. 75% mortality rate is pretty impressive!
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Neck spikes what the smurf!
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"Hey handsome, whatcha knowin'? ;)"
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"I look so good! :aimkiss:"
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scrumpleberry has inherited her mother's favourite hobby of spying on LunarWeaver.
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No kissing to be found here though, only unbridled rage!
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Wha...how is th...ju...why?
I am going to have a lot of nightmares tonight.
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So is Rye apparently. This annoys Keith because he wants to put those plates in the dishwasher, which that thoughtless bitch is blocking.
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Does anyone else see the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz in this? Also, this is Keith's "I am pregnant" face. Yep. It's that time again. When the aliens kidnapped him last night, they also decided to knock the poor man up.
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The going away committee sure has its priorities focused.
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Bye Keith! Have fun being filled with drugs to make you give birth right now!
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Hahaha what a huge fatty. I love his maternity t-shirt too. Pretty appropriate!
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Hey, ever wanted to see what a man would look like giving birth?
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Hey, ever wanted to see what a man would look like giving birth to the spawn of an alien implanted inside of him during a routine abduction, in the middle of the smurfing street?
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Congratulations! It's a...thing!
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It always describes the babies as bouncing. It's a total lie. Whenever they get dropped they most assuredly do not bounce.
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Here's our aged kerrod. The pirate coat was his default outfit and I just had to keep it. Shine on, you crazy alien diamond!
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He heads for home and immediately sets to work on a green and pink creation. :roll2
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I get this message. Huh. Wonder how that happened.
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Oh. Right. Yeah. Yeah, that oughta do it. Surprised it hasn't happened sooner, really.
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Huxley Carebear Stare: Radioactive Plate Edition. Collect them all!
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Oh gross not in the kitchen go to the bathroom you plague-ridden bitch.
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PARTY DOWN. I have invited some familiar faces over to spend the evening with us. I had no idea there were so many of you and now the game is lagging along at a merry old pace.
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Visitors to our house are usually obsessed with the bowling alley. Yeah, we have a bowling alley in our house, whoop de smurfing do, get over it.
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The first thing BoB and smitten do upon arrival is to smurf in the photobooth.
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scrumpleberry spends the entire night bullying Flying Mullet. It's vicious and cruel.
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"NO MOM I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOU! GROSS!"
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Tsukasa runs afoul of Dan.
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Inevitable, really.
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Rye and Monda flirt right behind Mr. Opticous' back!
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kerrod is very interested in his father's painting. Perhaps it's his mother? ...father? I don't know.
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He wanted to do this. Now normally I'd be saying "what the smurf this is wrong oh my heavens incest" and various other words to that effect. But it's Keith, man. He's the most innocent and gentle-natured of all Sims, and I am sure his son has inherited that. It's just a friendly way of sharing their family love. :)
...lol fags.
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The party is so popular even the dead have come!
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Yes, all three ghosts are in attendance! Bunny mostly stays outside, and the girls hang out in the bedroom.
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Playtime has moved to the hot tub.
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Speaking of playtime.
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"Enjoying the party, folks? Good, good. Well, time to smurf on the couch. Don't mind us!"
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Tsukasa can't let go.
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Neither can scrumpleberry.
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"Right, where's that smurfer who wants more deaths? Ah, there he is, cowering at the back".
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"Lock and load, you kiwi fruit."
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Daddy wants in!
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Shlup gets lucky with Lunar in the Haunted Photobooth of Doom.
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This is a pretty cool party isn't it?
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She is a great girlfriend.
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EoFF: Where's Waldo?
As the crowds rush in to see BoB's corpse, can you find:
- The Grim Reaper
- Demon Dude
- Bunny II
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Having a party guest being shot really kills the mood. If this was a posh country house with a butler (who did it) we could have a murder mystery. But no.
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Danielle has already moved on.
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Oh maybe not. The shock of BoB dying has finally hit her and she collapses onto the floor, a gibbering wreck.
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Insanity turns one of my daughters on. 2 lesbians? Christ, now I wish I hadn't bathed my groin in nuclear radiation that one time.
wait what am I talking about! Lesbians are hot!
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Dan is still going strong.
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So is the fixation with the bowling alley.
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Danielle then begins to howl like a monkey. I thought this was normal behaviour for her, but here we are.
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Rantzien nails the perfect WTF face in reaction to monkey girl.
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I Don't Need A Name has a new fan. You would've thought he'd have learned not to go in the hot tub by now.
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23:59; here today.
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00:00; gone tomorrow.
Get the smurf out of my house you lag-inducing :skull::skull::skull::skull:s! :)
You're ruining my life, daddy. :ariel:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Haha, IT LIVES! Nothing is cooler than a pirate alien :exdee:
Jesweeee II looks so rough in that picture ^^ :p But just who is that sexy bitch in the foreground?
BoB's death was pretty hilarious; luckily people were able to soldier on and keep the party going for a while longer :)
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What in the hell. :erm:
MMMM SHINY
NAME YOUR THREE FAVOURITE SIMS.
Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took The Red Pill
DK
ShlupQuack
scrumpleberry
Lekana
Obviously something not very nice and death-related will happen to the Sim that gets the least votes. My favourite three are Keith because he is a darling :love:, my own Sim because he is a dramalicious superstar, and Dan because hell yes.
Hmm; Keith (daddy :love:), Dan (what can I say? :p) aaaand....either Scrump or Rye (they're kind of boring, but we need some lesbian action in the house, amirite?) :tongue:
Close Runners-Up were Psychotic and MILF (though I don't really mind if MILF dies, because his ghost would be awesome)
My Sim, Dan's Sim, and I guess I'll say MILF. Psychotic is close behind though. Girls are icky and boring.
Shlup for being a sexy bitch, Keith for being cute, and DK for making me wish I had boobs so he could sign them.
I have to second the Dan/Keith/Paul vote.
EDIT: Actually no. Dan, Paul, Huxley.
I can't decide which part was my favorite: Kishi casually slipping into the hot tub in a very Kishi-like fashion, or Danielle in general. xD
Votes: Me for being so pleasant to look at, Keith for being adorable and out of pity for the anal probe, and DK for being a negro.
DK is the obvious and correct vote. Thrice.
But I'm guessing that won't fly so on top of him I'll go for Rye because I'm still hoping for a revival of the early days of sluttishness and fighting, and Shlup, for being completely retarded and eating food so rotten that it is glowing.
hahahahahahah smurf you BoB what now
Yeah I don't mind if SimHux dies now, I outlived the kiwi :snowgirl:
My favs hmmm
DAN because I mean... come on who can hate him. And really shlup and Lekana. I just love how they interact xD
Keith, Huxley, Paul. :aimkiss:
Dan, Keith, and Huxley.
I honestly don't mind that I died (although it was a boring one), but I don't get what got you annoyed. I mean, I think you're one of the most amusing sims, I just think you'd be more amusing as a ghost than as a living person as the thing that makes you amusing is your creepy nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
People I most want to live: DK, I Took The Red Pill, scrumpleberry.
Lekana and scrumples in a spot of bother for an early death at the mo!
I... wasn't annoyed, dude xD I thought that my blatantly OTT responses and entirely pointless and unecessary gloating would demonstrate that. :p I just saw you say it a couple of times and was like "Lulz can be had" and seeing as I got you shot, I'd have to say I succeeded! :cool:
DK
Red Pill
Lekana
I see I'm a party animal. xD Hopefully I will have made some friends!
MILF: Ah, gotcha. I can never tell when you're serious OTT or silly OTT. But then I can never tell with pretty much anyone at EoFF these days. D= But I figured you were serious because this thread is serious business in a big way.
I think that puts Psy, Lekana, Rye and scrumples all on 2 votes? Not certain though as .:kerrod:. voted for four people.
I'm my own MILF because he is most psychotic sim I have ever seen.
I Took the Rel Pill because he is a gay boy with child-like exuberance.
DK because he is a suave mo fo that should not be messed with.
Sausage fest!
Sorry D=Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I'll make it Keith, Dan and Scrump
Sorry, I should have been clearer here, it is indeed srs bzn xDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
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Best picture of the day/night. :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I second our beloved host's vote: Dan, Keith, Paul.
Rye and Lekana: FIGHT.
MILFord, DK and Shluppers.
Keith!
I know I'm not involved in this, but I'm hooked. :)
Keith is adorable, Dan is awesome and I'm oddly attracted to Sim Huxley. They get my vote.
Day 20: The Oncoming Storm
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Hello, EoFF. As you may have gathered from me sitting in the garden in the middle of the night, typing away on a computer, this isn't going to be a regular update. Today, I address you.
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I don't think what I am about to do is going to be very popular. It's like a TV show, or a book or a game or a movie. I think we've all come to know and love the characters in this little internet show, and I think we'll all miss them. Nothing ever lasts forever, though.
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I have two reasons for this. The first one is that I simply do not enjoy doing this anymore. You have to understand I've uploaded and commented on about 1,600 images for this thing. I've gone from desperately looking forward to playing the Sims, to seeing it as a chore. I have to force myself to play it now.
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This face is awesome! The second for content related issues. I do not know what else I can possibly show you that I haven't done before. There's only so many times you can see a Sim piss on the floor or Huxley stare before it stops being funny. I'm ending it before that happens, as many television shows before me should have done! I simply do not know what else the Sims 2 has that I can show you.
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A lot of things like this little thread, well, they slow down. The updates dry up to a trickle, and we're left hanging. I aint doin' that. If I'm going out, I am going out with a bang.
So when I asked for your favourite Sims, I was really asking for who you wanted to be the last sim standing. I didn't lie, though! The Sim with the least amount of votes is going to receive death. ...but so are the rest of them!
If this still does not satisfy you, allow me to present you with a song.
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When I was just a little girl
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I asked my mother, "What will I be?"
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"Will I be pretty?"
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"Will I be rich?"
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Here's what she said to me...
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After the thread ended, Rye took her bikini juggling act on tour with her girlfriend, Marshall banana.
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Playtime~
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Speaking of playtime, Psychotic and ShlupQuack settled their differences and got back together.
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They and their family - Who are real bastards who refuse to pose for photos and this is the best I could do - moved into an expensive luxury mansion with the sales from Psychotic's book deal and Shlup's playboy shoot.
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However, they rebuilt Alcatraz by their pool and put Noctiluca and Lekana in it. Whenever they get the urge, they may visit the inmates, no questions asked.
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Don't worry about Lekana, though. She has a chocolate maker in her cell and she spends all day stuffing her face, bless her.
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Keith and his son, kerrod, founded their own orphanage, and looked after many young children with great success.
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Every night, however, they'd look to the heavens.
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The days became weeks, the weeks became months, and the months became years. Their adopted childen grew up and had children of their own. Keith was growing old too.
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But one day...
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Huxley looked back on his life and realised where it had all gone wrong. He had let scrumpleberry get away.
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If only there was some way to change history...to change the past...but wait...
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In a dream, designs of a curious device came to him.
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Strapping himself in, he smiles. Today, he will realise his destiny.
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BACK TO THE FUTURE!
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"Ah! It worked! Yes, hello! I would like to hold your child for a small while. May I do so?"
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"Uh, sure, I guess. Also that's a neat new t-shirt. Where'd you get it?"
"Eastern Germany".
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It's probably for the best.
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As for Dan...
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...and Mr. Spock...
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...well, that's another story altogether.
THE END.
Alright, is your name scrumpleberry? If it is, in fact, scrumpleberry, please click off this thread. It's over. Nothing more to look at. Go away.
Are you gone? Good.
Sorry about that, folks. I will get a torrent of abusive PMs otherwise. On with the entertainment. Let the bodies hit the floor!
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Speaking of scrumpleberry, she just got eaten, didn't she?
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Time paradox, much?
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Que sera, sera.
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Lekana tried to go swimming. However, being consumed by her own gluttony, she simply sank to the bottom, and drowned. Again.
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Huxedo. Yes, I am proud of that word.
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He's kickin' it old skool style.
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Guess what's inside!
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It's the computer that zapped Rye! I've been storing it in there, ready for such an occasion.
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Once more, with feeling. I mean hey he's probably going to get the electric chair for eating scrumpleberry anyway, right? :monster:
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He then gets up, and neatly pushes the chair back in.
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Before promptly being shocked again.
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Whatever will be, will be.
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Rye, on a whim, finally decides to look in the mirror.
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Seeing herself for what she truly is - a midget consumed by the grease of a thousand teenagers - she is frightened.
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"Wow, that was really scary! But I'm okay now! ^.^"
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"Hey, my heart's beating pretty fa-"
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The future's not ours to see.
Psychotic and ShlupQuack reconcile their differences, but in a very different way.
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"You and I have unfinished business."
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"Baby, you aint kiddin'".
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"Pai Mei taught you the five point palm exploding heart technique?"
"Course he did."
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I don't know. Because...I'm a bad person."
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"No, you're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favourite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real :skull::skull::skull::skull:."
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"How do I look?"
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"You look ready."
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I HAVE MAD GIF SKILLZ. Shut up okay.
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Then Beatrix Quacko forgot she had food poisoning. Boy, is she going to kick herself.
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Whatever will be, will be.
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I refuse to kill Keith in a violent manner. No. I will not do it.
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He is dying of old age and there will be hula dancers and everything. So there.
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Goodbye Keith!
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Have a nice journey!
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And so we come to the point of this little exercise.
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I wonder...
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Will I dream?
Wow :p
I am pretty glad you decided to end it, the updates were getting a bit repetitive and dull...I can't believe MILF ate Scrump :| How did you even do that? :tongue: That whole part was hilarious, cops and all. I don't really understand what happened to Psychotic though, was it something shlup did?
Anywho, congratulations DK :p and well done Psychotic, this was an interesting and entertaining experiment :) Kudos to you
You have scrumpleberry to thank for scrumpleberry being eaten :p She found this little beauty: Mod the Sims 2 - OMGWTFBBQ! For babies! New! Tasty! and I knew I had to use it.
The Psychotic/ShlupQuack thing:
YouTube - Kill Bill 2 : Bill's Death
I don't think it's spoilers to tell you that Bill dies in Kill Bill. :greenie: The five point palm exploding heart technique is to hit your opponent in several key pressure points, then just to let him walk away. After he takes five steps, his heart stops, and he is dead.
hahahahahahahaah. the word epic is thrown out a lot these days, but this, this is truly epic.
'Twas beautiful, Paul. Lovely Kill Bill reference. :aimkiss:
Fittingly Huxley stealing the show again for mine, can't believe you got that to work but it was awesome. Loved this whole thing, cheers for being arsed to do it at all dude.
I was wondering if you'd find the OMGWTFBBQ, but I didn't want to spoil it by making you get it. That thing causes a lot of hilarious controversy. The admin that's sticking up for it being posted there just had the site owner's baby a few weeks ago too. It's lulzy.
Every death was perfect. I'm glad I was able to finally kill you off. You win the Internet.
That's a great ending.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Oh my god I haven't laughed this much in weeks xD Sublime! Truly sublime!
HA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I laugh in the manner of a Prussian Kaiser, wearing my little Pickelhauben.
That, sir, was truly magnificent. This thread should be enshrined. Give it its own personal subforum.
Cheers to you Psy. Cheers to you.
Thanks for the fun and bravo to a truly magnificent end.
When this is archived, as has been previously suggested, I believe it should have a place of its very own.
The ending was amazing. I'm sad to see it end, but maybe it was for the best. A place in the archive forum in inevitable.
I never use the word epic, for reasons Keith mentioned, I just checked and I've only used it twice in 7 years, but that last update was epic as hell. What a satisfying end for them all before they got killed off, almost got a tear in my eye. :'(
Quality. I imagined that update with a wonderful musical score fitting for such a 'movie'. You know, how when they end true-life movies and give you those little updates on what happened to all the people? That musical score, yeah. And it didn't change at all for the Baby-Q.
YAY! It ends the epic SAAAAAAAGAAAAAAA!
great ending paul!
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I hope you know it was incredibly hard to read this and not laugh like a moron in public. :p
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Nice ending!
It was beautiful! Actuallly I was about to send you a pm about what a perfect ending it was and how glad I was that it was still brilliant, but if you expect a torrent of abuse, I have no choice but to deliver!
That was amazing :bounce:
I can't believe MILF ate a baby. He ate a baby.
Whoah what an ending!
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Oh God...no. :( Hey, she became a black child! :)
Yeah, being flame grilled does that to a baby. Allegedly. :shifty:
Also I may or may not have a silly epilogue planned. So maybe stay tuned.
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I can't decide if I want to laugh, cry, vomit, or download the hack. :(
I was reading some of the wank the Babby-Q caused on my old LJ community (simsecret) and it was lulzy. Yet no one here has come in yet going "OMG THAT'S THE WORST THING EVERY YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL."
That fact made me happy.
PSY HURRY UP WITH THE FIRST OF YOUR MANY GODDAMN EPILOGUES.
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Is that the same community as the one where I asked to see your tits, Shlup?
Also yeah I thought maybe someone would be pissy about seeing a dead baby but apparently not.
No, that was the simwank LJ community. They had a write up on the wank that ensued after I decided the three people I was letting mod the community were snotty bitches and demoted them without warning. It was hilarious. That wank made Monumental Breakdown in Staff Protocol look like a tiff; it spanned like seven LJ communities and at least four message boards.
I support baby eating.