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Man if you all donated 1kb of internet speed, I'd be smurfing flying into space in no time. Yes internet has the amazing capability of taking me into space.
Space flight simulator google doesn't count Dak
Well it seems my 360 couldn't take the pain of losing it's brother in arms, Paul's original 360 20gb console. Tonight it committed suicide by AV cable control chipset error. Oh dear god the horror I've got all week off I may yet have to fly to San Diego, ritually murder Julian after making him watch me and his mother get it on and take his 360 so that everyone is a winner, especially Julian's mom.
Buy your own 360, you lovely man. :mad2:
EDIT BY BoB: Now, now.
Can I nominate BoB for best post? ^
You know when you got owned, when BoB is raping your posts :P
He started it!
Warthog Rocket Race Madness Seizure Party is the best game type ever.
EDIT: Although it occasionally leads to racism, STEVE. And PAUL.
Occasionally?
the whole point of halo for steve is to be racist
seriously i am kind of disgusted with him right now
Hey I don't like the Danish either, filth that they are
I'm not being racist, they're different colours from us it's ok to hate. ;)
It is only okay to be racist to Germans. They have it coming.
Most Germans are white though which makes me fascist not racist. Also you forgot the French, Dutchie how can you forget the French?
We all know the Polish are the worst scum of the lot, in fact just the other day on Saint's Row 2 me and PAUW decided to drive around stillwater in our Saint's warthog and gun down any pedestrian we thought looked Polish. It was good times, and as an extra result the quality of peoples kitchens, bathrooms and the roof on their houses massively improved, even if it did cost them a little bit more.
Doesn't count if everyone does it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
I'm not going to lie here Polish builders are cheaper and generally the quality of their build work is better than their British counterparts it's why they're so popular. Albanians, Kosovans and Russians = cowboys. British builders are just lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
Also don't get all this Polack hate here...I'm only half Polish and I don't actually even know where in Poland my family is from exactly. We think it could be Warsaw thats certainly where my grandma moved back to but that doesn't mean she's from there she could be from Lodz, Leszno, Poznan, Kraikow or any other location in Poland frankly I don't know and I don't really care. The country there is quite beautiful in places but I aint exactly planning on moving there anytime soon.
Honestly Steve from the amount of times you use the word "frankly" I am beginning to think you're not Polish, but French. That or you really want Frank Lampard (Or Frank Bruno...?) inside of you. It makes no difference; I will mock you either way.
Seriously.
I love this thread.
not half as much as your mom loves every male in this thread's cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
At least you excluded yourself in that statement, bitch.
You can ask Quin's mom on facebook if I'm all man, heck you can just ask Quin or Paul...thats right bitches I went there.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Seriously.
You guys are pretty gay.
your mom says otherwise julian.
Yeah, she says that you make Elton John look like Wilt Chamberlain.
New insults for halo: Hey dickhead, "I :bou::bou::bou::bou: in your milk mothersmurfer, you faggot" in Spanish.
sent this to an Ecuadorian.
You do know that speaking Spanish requires more than just the upside-down !s and ?s, right dude?
Oh it was pretty damn glorious we done it beautifully and when the reply came back as @_@?????? I responded with "you heard me, I :bou::bou::bou::bou: in your milk dickhead"Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Okay, so tell me exactly how you typed it out.
Poop.
..Oh sorry, I was just keeping in tone with the level of this conversation.
Julian, I want to squeeze your buttocks together tightly to make a giant juicy peach.Quote:
Originally Posted by Julbacca
You know how to make all thegirlsguys blush, Steve.
I know Julian, I'm something special! :D
Mother smurfer how did I miss this giant thread?!?!
here, best post in the thread: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...ml#post2930515
Yeah yeah, we know. Stop showing off.
never.
I am the Halo superior to all of you and as such, you will all pay tribute to my glory on every page until I am satiated.
Quite possibly the greatest Halo-related thing I have ever seen Paul :bigsmile:
I will take off your head. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
Yes I'm sure you'll do that, what with all the playing Halo with your EoFF brethren you do :doublecolbert:
I would never go up against you though, Julian. You're a good fellow. I would wage war on the world of Xbox Live with you at my side. :)
The new 3-man multi team playlist is awesome, especially Rocket Hog race. It's usually an insane amount of rocket filled, explosion based flipping through the air and dying horrendously shenanigans. However, when you combine good communication, team work and someone who can actually drive a warthog properly, you can become quite literally Invincible. (go to the medals tab and scroll right to the bottom, and check out Quin and Paul's medals compared to the other teams.)
Severe and brutal rape right there
The Trio of Walrus, J and Quin is indeed the Holy Trinity of Awesome Rocket Hog Rape. :holmes:
Dan you are a driver beyond any other I have ridden with, and I just want to let you know it was a pleasure to have you driving me around.
Was hilarious listening to Quin jibbing on in the party when he was watching the replay, borderline jizzing his pants over the quality driving and the kills he was getting on his way to an invincible. Hell we've heard nothing from him since, I would not be surprised if he was still pleasuring himself as we speak
Okay, okay. In that case we should gather a team and murder and teabag other people.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
So I'm curious, why do people (usually on Halo) seem to believe it is a necessity to trash-talk during competitions. What's wrong with a nice friendly game? Is it really that hard to have fun without talking about someone's mother?! :P
People get mad; it makes it more fun. :D
My nephew got like a 24-hour ban from multi-player and a down-rating on his reputation score because it turned out the person he was trash-talking was six years old xD (I thought it was a girl, but everyone on XBL sounds like a six year old. Either that or a pot head. Even me. I blame the microphones. They make us all sound that way)
Please leave the Halo thread immediately Vyk.
We don't want people who are related to people who get banned from Xbox Live in here. We just don't want to be associated with your sort of person, you know? It damages our reputation. I'm sorry, but you and your criminal family will have to find somewhere else to post.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Pfft, with all the squeaky puberty voices floating around on there, I bet you've trash-talked a few minors in your time on accident xD Hell the first time I played Gears of War, I swear I got cussed out by a six year old lol
I find your allegations distasteful, frankly Vyk, and I do not appreciate them in the slightest. When playing on Xbox Live, the proud EoFF Halo element remains inside of a party, to avoid contamination with the filth that inhabits Xbox Live, and indeed avoid an incident much like your own arrival in this thread. Special Operative Iceglow is the only exception to this, and I daresay he shall be very glad to escort you from this thread.
Please desist in posting foul accusations against the EoFF Halo Team, and attempting to drag us down to your most vile and depraved level.
To be honest, I'm a little bit hurt that we're being accused of being the kind of players with nothing better to do with our time than insulting strangers over online video games. As Paul said, we always stay within a private party to communicate. In part this is because it's a lot easier to co-ordinate our efforts in the game, but as mentioned also to keep us out of the sort of dross you seem to like getting yourself involved in, Vyk. I must echo the sentiment that I'd rather not have this sort of bad influence being spread among our small but polite and friendly gaming troupe.
If you continue to have such experience with Halo I suggest adding our man Steve. As Paul noted he is usually the only one who enters into the fray to argue with XBL players, and has a number of noteable victories over people who would attempt to besmirch us with vile words. His XBL gamertag is the same as his forum name, "Iceglow", and I have it on good authority that he would be more than happy to play Halo with you, and ensure that people leave you well alone. I assure you this will greatly enhance your online Halo experience.
The most I hear in a party with these fine halo fellas is myself cursing, seeing as I'm playing against people way better than me.
Wtf do you guys play?
Incidentally, I, too, was left feeling enraged and despondant by Vyk's baseless slander and wish to see no more of it. Please stop your campaign of hatred and madness.
The art of the way I silence these fools is not to be found in the trenches of the general trash talk (that could be a good forum section name for here lol) it is found in the way I cut to the core of the matter with exquisite skill finding their weakness and reducing them often to nothing more than smoldering nuclear ashes within a mere message or two, the unlucky few who stand on shaking legs against me or the fools who attempt to return fire at a target no longer there find that the second blast is twice as potent as the first. It comes down to not only destroying the target but desecrating their mother and their mother's mother's mothers too. It is in finding the words to reduce a gator smurfing redneck moron to sounding like a chihuahua and then delivering the final de coup de grace in destroying that last vestibule of their core that last spark of defiance in the face of crushing defeat. Besmirch the elite Halo Corp of EoFF at your own peril, for my tongue is sharper than any knife you have in your arsenal.
For your words Vyk, dragging my sacred brethren down and insinuating I enter the fray merely on the level of the trench foot slogger I would suggest you wisely get the smurf out of this sacred vestibule of our beloved corps!
LoL~ Alright alright :P
Oh and if anyone would like to play/challenge me, PM me for my Xboxlive tag.
What are you, a child? You do realize you can turn down friend requests, yes? Pretending anyone cares enough to Mognet you for your tag before they even request to be your XBL friend is pretty sad.
I am always in party chat when playing online; talking to strangers is not very rewarding. Friends of friends are good enough for chat, but that is the limit. Chatting is good for coordinating and shooting the breeze; interaction outside of the party is worthless.
Eh, I find it pretty sad that you felt the need to to troll me for that. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Genius Lynx
Rocky, your Gamertag's in your profile :p
So it is. I don't recall putting that there :eek: Well, scratch Mognet just go to my profile :grover:
Dumb Deathstar. :monster:
get online julian you turk.
YES TURK DO IT DO IT NOWQuote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
Psy, that last round was so uncalled for. :colbert: Other than that, it was great fun :D
It was, man. You wouldn't let us show off the cool things on the frigate to poor Julian and kept betraying the lot of us! :colbert:
Well if I had a mic I'd have known that, my apologies oh Psychotic one :bow:
Yeah, Will! :colbert:
Good times, guys. Maximum height!
I'm getting a headset today so stfu :doublecolbert:
It was funnier when we convinced Steve you were Miriel. Even though your service tag said "WILL".
Haha I was wondering what the smurf he was going on about, that's great :D
We just played this guy:
Bungie.net : Reach : Service Record
Yeah, a smurfing Forerunner.
You'll be pleased to know his matchmaking K/D is 0.80. He is worse than every single person here :)
Even me?
How about a game this week? I feel like dicking around in matches with generals.
Jesus Christ :eek:
Seriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
I spit out my soda reading that and slipped whilst going to get a towel. I'm suing you for the hilarity. :monster:
I'm on now.
Don't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowSeriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
Why don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by JulbaccaDon't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowSeriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
Yes Steve, you would have. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
"Julian, who is that awful grotesque little troll from England who claims to be an acquaintance of yours? Why do you associate with these people? Do you KNOW what he did to me? He charged at me, he tackled me to the floor and pinned me down Julian! He licked and slobbered all over my knees, laughing all the while! I begged and pleaded with him, but he relentlessly assaulted my legs with his grubby little mouth. The only word I got out of him at first was "Titwank". What is that? I don't know! No matter how much I asked, he would not stop, or explain himself. The only other thing he said was that he knew I'd love this because my mother did as well! Your grandma, Julian! You subjected your nana to this! I am truly ashamed. I will never call you a son of mine again."Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowWhy don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by JulbaccaDon't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowSeriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
something like that, tbf
Driiiiving in the sky.. tuuu tuuuuuu. Moooooving with the clooouuds, all daaaay. And knoooowing thaaat somewhere belooow. Steeeve is getting oooooowned.
Today is a dark day.
Today... I became a General.
Don't waste your tears on me, on the inside I am already dead.
Our future looks bleak.
Still a Lt. Colonel and playing as poorly as ever. I expect Forerunner in another five years.
I forget what rank I am guys. I think that Forerunner dick has a better K/D ratio than me. smurf.
EDIT: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
Lt. Colonel Grade 1 Jiro, reporting for duty, with a K/D spread of .88. smurfING BEAT HIM YES.
Seriously I need to play Reach some more. I think I might just fail a couple classes at uni so I can Reach out to you guys and touch you platonically.
I feel like the ugly son who has bad internet so can't play with the cool kids :(
That's exactly wtf I'm talking about, Steve. You limey smurf. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
I smurfing knew it was coming. Stop playing without me.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
Julian, we were on ALL DAY. Smurfing get your priorities straight. Reach comes first :colbert:
And I finally smurfing made it to Lt. Colonel.
None of you smurfs said a Goddamned thing. :doublecolbert:
The invitation to play is always open, get on Live and check you lazy wookie. :vader:
Or just fire up bungie.net or xbox.com and check your online friends list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Deathstar
Also Julian you really think I'd talk to a woman like that? haahhahaha ask Jiro, he's seen quotes of me with a girl from this week. He can Ace Report on it.
Whoa my K/D is a lot better than I thought it was; 0.96 :)
Bungie.net : Reach : Career Stats
hint: if you're too smurfing lazy to check xbox.com, we're on now.
Coming nuaou
I appreciate this; I'm not going to just randomly check when you smurfs are on.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
Yeah he's not smurfing kidding either. He's got some damn smooth moves, and that's coming from me. It's scary, Julian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Is on now.
Some good games tonight and some bad ones, the good ones were very good though. The weekly isn't too :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty sounding so long as they give it a realistic bunch of daily challenges to go with looking to possibly do the weekly.
Don't be so modest Steve. Tell 'em about the Slice and Dice you got. It was poetry in sword-related motion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
As some of you are relatively new to playing with us and don't know what the smurf we're going on about half the time, have a dictionary of EoFF Halo terms and in-jokes:
Nub seat: Passenger seat of a warthog.
Console fag: Anyone who is the guest of an actual player.
Picked up the killtac: If you get a Killtacular, you "picked up the killtac" according to MLG.
Do it now, Steve: When you want to make Steve do something.
Maximum Height: When you jump really high and then assassinate someone on the hammer pit.
Dual Maximum Height: When both you and your victim jump really high and you assassinate them on the hammer pit.
Balcony: An area of Rat's Nest; now defunct.
Hey Steve, have you seen it?: Where's me washboard? How queer.
Jammy bastard: We are better than everybody at Halo, therefore anybody who kills us did it through undeserved luck alone.
Sniping like Dan: A high ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
Sniping like Paul: A low ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
That's a bagging: Is someone French? Have an anime name? Is a ridiculously high rank? Mark your target before the game begins.
The Queep/The Lamb: Iceglow.
Pauwwww: Me.
Vulcan Raven: What you have to call Steve when you play on Asylum.
Da na da dan, da da na na dan, CAN'T FLIP THIS: How you play Rocket Hog Race.
NAAAOW SCAAAOPE: What to yell whenever you get a no scope. Note that the best no scope of all time was when I splattered Steve with a Ghost on Foundry.
I played 2,000 games of Halo 2: Halo 2 is the worst game ever and I swear to god if they remake just one more map from that god awful game... :argh:
Bungie: Abysmal.
I hope that's not on the telly: How to respond if somebody says "Whoa!"
Don't skip da FMV's!: What to say if somebody skips one of Halo's beautiful and moving cutscenes.
The Cage: Ask Julian :)
REVIVE ME: Spoken like a true Locust, what to say if you are dead in an Invasion game and your team mate is selfishly fighting enemies.
Matching logo ponces: Self-explanatory. And they are filth.
How to win in Team Objective: Don't go for the objective. Ever.
Nubby nubs: People who are new to Halo. So new, that they are bad. Adorably bad. Awwww.
Feather Jackals: "skirmishers", whatever those are.
Pro-Pipe: Grenade Launcher.
Prooooo-Piiiiipe (sang): I very much appreciate this weapon and its unyielding glory.
Wage-quit!: Anybody who leaves the game, for no matter what reason, has wage-quit.
Everyone go to the red lift: Standard anti-ponce protocol for Sword Base.
RAAAAAAAAAHKETS or RAWWWKET LAWWWWNCHA: self-explanatory, although one comes from Zachie Chan and one comes from Metal Slug.
Zachie Chan: Ouch!
Hello, sirrrrrrrr!: How to greet Zachie Chan.
The Whale: Emile
I don't want to set the world on fire: It is our anthem. All true patriots must join in.
Pinnacle: Voting for this map makes you subhuman scum.
Negative rep/filing a complaint: The obvious thing to do when somebody uses armor lock a lot.
Double/Triple/Quadruple bag: The more people who join in on a teabag, the more powerful it becomes.
Sshewiousshly?: Something has irritated poor Dennis.
Go back to Argentina: To be said to all Mexicans, the source of all lag.
Nub spot: A pretty decent, often unseen place on the map to wreck people from.
Bret Hart: Sharpshooter
Quinton: Rampage
Iraqi-style: Firing your weapon into the air. Usually used in conjunction with a teabag or riding on the back of a mongoose.
Now what, bitch? or Have some of that: What to say when you bag a foe.
The Betrayal Code: Never boot an EoFFer if they betray you; either forgive them if accidental or get them back if it was deliberate. Always gang up on and destroy anyone outside the group if they betray one of us.
Ghostbusters: Armour lock hax.
Elephant Song: A Dutch tribute to the world's greatest vehicle.
I AVENGED YEEEEW: I slew a foe who bested you; clearly I am your Halo superior.
Noooooooe: No, but said as if you were an Essex-based Geordie.
Shotgun side: The right (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Dragon side: The left (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Moistens my glans: "Hello, I am Quin, and this is something I have enjoyed."
Any more for any more?
Ok yes, the slice and dice was smurfing sick, worst bit was I was on a 14 streak when I died smurfing jammy bastard with the nades got me. Then again that game was full of armour lock ponces so the fact that they got dicked that hard was smurfing hilarious.
As for more Halo lexicon quotes:
You've lost that loving feeling To be sung when betraying Dan in particular he just can't find himself fully capable of hating you if you're singing this to him. Righteous Brothers ftw.
I love armor lock. :(
Especially Ghostbusters.
I miss Halo, unfortunately I'm at my grandparents house until Friday, and even then I start my new job that night. Sigh. :(
I've never really been too big into Halo but this thread makes me want to play it.
To be honest with you, I'm not necessarily big into Halo itself. My knowledge of the plot is that there's a lot of angry aliens called the covenant who fire fancy pew pew lasers and generally show up at inopportune moments to shoot humans. Humans have spartans, who are basically really tall people in armour, and marines, who exist only to spout unfunny lines and die. I think the humans lost the war? But also won it too? I don't know. Also there's some annoying blue whore called Cortana who you sometimes hallucinate about I guess, I don't know who she is or what the smurf her deal is. All I know is that you don't get to fight her, which is terrible. There's something called "The Flood" which apparently means "blob monsters covered in blobs". I don't know whose side they are on and I don't particularly care. Every single human character is a smurfing asshole who deserves to die, and "I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM". 'sabout it.
Sometimes someone like Steve or Quin or someone will just start talking about how moving it all was or how General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off, and I don't know what the smurf they're on about. I have always skipped every cutscene because they are awful. Apart from the first play through of ODST, where I watched them, and I regret having done so.
What I am into is wrecking people's :bou::bou::bou::bou: and/or dicking about and/or creating some sort of giant death monstrosity with the guys.
edit: as a heads up, I am not inviting any single one of you to explain the plot of halo to me. I just don't give a smurf and I will simply skip your post
Oh, Paul, you're my favorite.
Some good games going on tonight, was damn funny. All I'm gonna say is "That sound is the sound of me rubbing my microphone against my arse in protest of how :bou::bou::bou::bou: your halo skills are"
xD That is a great smurfing line.
I wish you guys were still on. :(
Basically the Flood are evil and the Forerunner sequestered some of them for no good reason. Then they killed all intelligent life in the galaxy to starve the Flood. Much later the Covenant decided the Forerunner were gods and went around incorporating other races. But Humans are the actual designated successors to the Forerunner and the Covenant leaders knew that this would bring their whole system down so they declared Humans impure and launched a huge crusade.
Then some other stuff happened.
that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?
I'm not surprised by your lack of taste Bert. You like Jersey Shore. :colbert:
:argh:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
nobody plays thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Bert
nobody has even heard of that game
you know what
halo is the best game ever go away :colbert:
I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUMQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic:argh:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Only one person on this forum can badmouth Halo, and you are not him. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
I'm sorry but WHUT? Have you not learnt the lesson mere mortal, you are not of the elite corps of EoFF wrecks your Halo :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Only those enlisted and ranked in our numbers may post anything derisive against Halo on these hallowed pages. Now I sincerely suggest taking your talk of a nobodies game and play with the rear end of a bus, perhaps you can ask Agrudis for tips on this. He seems to be more your sort of person. Or perhaps we can just lock you in the cage with Spirit for several years and see how that works for you. Retract now or else withdraw never to be seen again on these pages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
No I will not go away while you all play horrible games that are just plain poopy!
It sounds like you're asking for a new Halo themed set. :bigsmile:
Bert has wandered into a lion's den wearing a meat poncho. *grabs popcorn*
should i remove bert's coloured title y/n vote now!!!
no, just change it to green and make it Spartan 117
Then disable his ability to change it himself.
All of the above.
I think the best idea is to set a character limit to Iceglows posts. maybe 1 characters per post :D?
DK has the best idea ever
I see a flaw in that plan, unless you limit the number of posts he can make.
Keep out of this Dennis, let the grown ups deal with grown up issues like Bert being a fool who believes he can criticize Halo to us.
My main beef with Halo is that I grew up playing Marathon and none of you Halo smurfs even care to know where your precious Halo came from :mad2:
Because Bungie are terrible developers, who make generally shiet games. Like Halo, which is a bag of balls, ergo naturally we assume Marathon is wank as well and don't give a shiet. :jess:
Marathons story telling was awesome! and it was the first to have multi player options.
Marathon is smurfing ass and I don't even need to play it to tell you that. Bungie made it, and as Dan said, all Bungie games are awful.
Anyway, by the will of the populat, Bert has been given his new title.
Next on the agenda: Do you think I should rename him xX MLG HaLoSnYpA pRo Xx for good measure?
You gotta atleast give me a halo theme! this just looks stupid :(
OH smurf YES FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS TEABAGABLE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It's not tea-bagging when I find this funny and enjoyable :p
and this theme seems to fit well!
Hahahaha, ok, Bert wins everything.
Just because you find it enjoyable and funny doesn't mean it's anything less of a teabagging it just means you wanted it like your momma obviously did too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Also get off my theme you perverse little smurfer.
Ahahahaha Bert you beauty
I am a little bit disturbed and a little bit aroused at Bert's "enjoyment" of his set.
It's ok Dak, we understand...everyone wants a piece of me :P
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Crikey! Not another one of them there robot koala attacks! Me arm ain't right from the last one! etc etc
SHHHH Dennis you're not meant to put that there. Also that thing about HIV you keep getting wrong. I've slept with so many dodgy people (your mothers included) that I've actually grown immune to the HIV disease. Not sure if I carry or if I can transmit the immunity in any way but hell was fun.
Robot Koala attacks are rare, far more often it's a case of Gator Raping.
Getting HIV isn't an immunity against it. Although I suppose you can't get it again.
Actually, contrary to popular belief, it is quite possible to get 'more than one' HIV/AIDS. And the more you have, the worse it gets.
I sincerely miss this game, and I am having difficulty finding Paul's magnificent TMNT post about it.