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One handed press-up in a club... I think it might be.
That's pretty manly. How bad did it hurt?
Not the worst pain I've ever experienced, but it was pretty smurfing close to. Worst part is sobering up on the journey home and realizing you're gonna have to re-do it because it isn't right. Thankfully being half tanked meant that there was enough alcohol in my system to numb the pain.
I haven't posted a looooong long time, but yeah, this is me now
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1573620_n.jpg
with the black hair!
this is the extent of my piercing addiction ... (SPOILER)http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2633054_n.jpg
I have a microdermal on my chest, you can kinda see it on that. huzzah.
Zeldy! When did you get your microdermal?! I got one about a month ago, similar position. :D
Starlet is cute.
Shion is cute, but needs to smile!
RE is cute.
Zeldy is cute, and pierced up.
All the men are disgusting trolls.
Don't believe me? Proof!
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/z...1209001649.jpg
Your proof is trout, come back when you're not a good looking guy :colbert:
Zeldy is cute!
Sharky is (SPOILER)also cute :3
:shobon:
:mad2: ok officially sick of the level of good-looking in here. Have nothing of this magnitude to share.
*goes and sits in the unattractive picture thread.*
I'm coming with you foa!
Come get pierced with me, foa!
*follows Pike and Foa*
*kicks Pike and Mel back into this thread*
*carries foa back to this thread*
*carries all three ladies back to the thread*
*makes Mel and Pike put on pretty dresses*
*makes FOA wear decidedly less*
:smug:
The other day, foa informed me that she is a stripper.
Sorry. :(
What if a few of us all chip in and get you this to cheer you up?
That is a cute dress but not on me it wouldn't be. Maybe on a certain Fujiko ;)
Alright, sharkythecreepdogg. You've made your point.
And Raistlin, what we talk about via text is private :aimmad: Also I don't remember saying I was a stripper. I thought I said I would bring strippers. :confused:
How can you hate dresses, girls?
Because they are stupid and girly. I don't like the feeling of not having pants on.
A bro > a broad.
So, alright. That's coo'.
I am not a stripper! Or a slut. Goddammit.
EDIT: IT WAS A METAPHOR.
You always have an excuse. I suppose now you'll tell me that your mustache stripper outfit is a metaphor too? Because if so I want my deposit back.
Who cares? You do! We've had this talk. Apathy would mean you didn't care if you wore one or not. :tongue:
(This is all in jest. You ladies should wear what ever you want of course. Just an unbiased opinion that you both would look very nice in a dress if you wanted to wear one.)
Since there has not been a single image on this whole page of the picture thread, I will share this which was recently shared during baby pictures hour in #eoff:
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...20Kid/fa19.jpg
Oh, we're doing childhood pics now?
(SPOILER)http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...littlepike.jpg
:3
Sneaking in another post and another picture. Don't mind me. *whistles innocently* So yeah, sept the hair its still obviously me from oh so long ago. XP
*Starts fund-raiser to get Pike not dresses* I will destroy the dresses!
MOAR PICTURES YOU TWATS
Why don't YOU post a picture??
Since we're doing childhood pics...
(SPOILER)http://i.imgur.com/o6mKC.jpg
That's James Bonds car mothersmurfers :smug:
I can get in on this
Halloween day. I was cat woman and my mom did my makeup
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That was also my favorite stuffed animal. It's been in my family since before I was born and I still have it for Anya now ^__^
Christmas Eve I believe. We never decorated until it was almost too late.
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I'm the one with the pigtails, My mom is in the yellow sweater, my sister next, and my aunt with the scary "I kill you" face xD
I was fooling around with mah best friend.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...9-10at1307.jpg
He looks to close his eyes during pictures xD
Dresses! :kakapo:
Jiro, you look so...:colbert:.
I think Dak looks rather dashing in a dress. ;)
I don't think I've ever questioned my sexuality as hard as I am right now. What have you done, Dak?
No need babe, you are beautiful.
Because my mug is terrible to behold! Although... :plotting:
You asked for it! Choose your own picventure!
Classic Horrorhttp://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...otos/stern.jpg
Post moar pics or it's the ban hammer for ya's!
NSFWhttp://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...os/naughty.jpg
Post moar pics and I'll show you m'naughty parts.
Where did that finger come from.
And why is it there. :c
/thislife
NSFW all the way Leg G. That's pronounced Ledge G. I'm all about givin' the man nicknames.
I vote we start calling him Leggie. Rhyming with Reggie.
By the way Leggie, (SPOILER)you are not bad looking :tongue:
Legendary Leggie. :shobon:
I gave myself a mohawk. :cool:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1...0912011735.jpg
The back looks a little weird, but nice. :up:
(SPOILER)Cute :3
Wait, now I'm confused. You want me to shave the back off or just the little tail part at the bottom of my head? :confused:
http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/depw1t.jpg
Cut all that off and it would look pretty legit.
Edit: Just my opinion, though.
I am content being one of your girlfriends.
NCG! You are supposed to be growing your hair out for ME! Wtf.
(Actually that's pretty hot. Good job.)
I hate to say anything nice about Jewels but yeah that looks pretty boss!
You muppet, I did a mo-hawk earlier in the year (and it suited me which is funny, check FB for images) the back will look better if you bring it down but in, the back half can afford to be shorter than the top part to give a more even finish.
you need to grow the sides out just enough to shave lines in it, or something else like that. Then it would be completely awesome.
Sharky, no. :colbert:
Steve, sounds like a good idea. I'll try that out.
The Godfather
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Dammit you are pretty hot. But I think Eric may be onto something. I did the "finger over the bad part" thing and I think it looks better without that tail end as well. But it may also be that that one part wont stay up so having it UP-down-UP looks funny. If you could get the part to stay it may look sweet
I'm still sorry I shaved mine off right now, so badly missing my hawk. Will have to re-grow it :D
Awww, the look on your face is heart-warming, Cuch. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] Also I like your shoes.
Juli, what are you using to hawk it up?
I mean that should probably do well until it gets a lot longer. Also... how do you feel about liberty spikes? :D
Lol. I don't really have anything against them, but I take it you're a fan? :p
I am a fan of hair that stands straight up.
When I spiked it, I used Elmer's Glue watered down just slightly. It works, and dries clear.
Reposting from blog because nobody reads it. My aesthetic for the month is a mix of vagrant and knobhead.
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http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a..._DD/in28-1.jpg
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http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a...ude_DD/yyy.jpg
Did you dye your hair? :confused:
Yeah I usually have bits of dye left in there for various stupid reasons. The second photo is actually older than the first so it's still a bit coloured and it's longer like it was in some photos I posted a while back.
Well then I think you have the knobhead thing down.
I already knew that but it's nice to be be reaffirmed by an expert in the art.
Hey now kids. Play nice.
He started it.
I love both you ugly bastards, and it breaks my heart to see you fighting.
Also, you're disgusting.
Here's an old picture of me at my driver's school some years back.
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/z...gg/DS07207.jpg
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That's a picture of me further proving I don't photograph well and have eternally messy hair.
You look adorable, cupcake.
:colbert:
a guy told me that calling a girl adorable means ugly but interesting. Or was that cute...
Either way :colbert:
Well, I'M a guy and I've never heard of that.
Cute is cute, adorable is adorable, etc.
Also, refusing to accept a compliment on it's face means eventually people just stop giving them to you. :doublecolbert:
:kakapo:
sharky is right. I call girls cute and adorable all the time, because they are.
More pictures of my wee goddaughter Orlaith. She stared at me the whole time I held her at that day (she's staring at me in that pic)...and smiled when I sang sad songs to her about the evil British & irelands heroic dead. She'll grow up well. This is as proud a day as a man can get.
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D'awww, she's adorable. And you look so happy and troute in the second picture.
Yeah my heart is totally in a puddle at the base of my chest cavity. Cuch is totally in love and that's sweet. *turns to mush*
I can't think of any compliments that don't sound like they came from Julian. :-/
That means you've been around him too long. You need a break. :cry:
You both can choke on a dick.
Julian, they could but it'd never be your dick that they'd choke on. They'd have to find it first :P
Come here, I'll freshen your breath.
http://www.bleysmaynard.ca/images/kilt.jpg
I GOTS A KILT
In Scotland men look like women. In England women look like men.
Actually that's an Irish tartan so PFFFFFFFFFT
I've been off taking care of my brother. We're on a lull right now until the beginning of next month so I've got some free time. :)
I can't tell if you're angry because of the kilt or if it somehow enhances your rage, Bleys.
Right enough, I don't remember ever seeing an Irishman in a kilt.
Free balling up in there, Bleys?
Kilt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - there's even a picture.
As I already explained to the police, you're not supposed to wear anything under a kilt.
This is irrelevant. Irish and Scottish are the exact same thing. Drunken ginger trouble-makers who exist only to be crushed under the mighty English imperial boot.
We'll send out PSA's to identify the next mad German idiots.
You literally posted something that proved me right. Kilts (as such arew you are wearing) were a 19th century creation by rich idiots. The 'irish' ones are even more questionable being 'invented by Scotsmen & used by forces serving the Crown/. lol I'd of read the whole thing if i were u;
"The current crop of county and district tartans is largely unknown in Ireland and indeed difficult to obtain, having been designed and marketed primarily for the Irish-American market"
you will not find a single irishman wearing a smurfing kilt.
Hasn't the English Royal family been mad German Idiots since the 18th Century? I'd say you've had more than ample practice man
And Psy, the only imperial boot the English have nowadays is the the American one that they get you to polish for them as you're their little bitch.
Less history, moretitspics.
it flies sometimes. most times it doesnt stay up long. Interesting that you count the retaining of six out of 32 counties as some sort of reason to boast. Like Arsenal fans going home from Old Trafford shouting 'WE SCORED 2 GOALS!!'.
Ya idiot
Enough.
And foa breaks it up with her BAMFittude.
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A whole new reason to eat pringles xD They also hade Han Solo Salt and Vinegar and Princess Leia something or rather
Why didn't you take a picture of all them together?!
http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/x54jn5.jpg
Yes, there is a story. No, I won't tell you.
Don't be a douche! :colbert:
I'll post my FB profile picture too.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...97954393_n.jpg
Julian: It was part of a prank gone very, very wrong.
:love:
You forgot to wave your hand.
Aww, thanks Harp32Wil! :blush:
I'm bored on campus.
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...9-21at0941.jpg
And how cute you wear that boredom.
Born Austrian maybe, but considering he was the political leader of Germany he would have had to change his nationality to German to be eligible to rule there. Otherwise it's like saying I could simply rock up in France and become a politician and run for and win the presidents office just because y'know it's nearby.
You guys weren't even ready for the first 'Mad German Idiot' :/
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-u...-03-12_976.jpg
Here's a picture from my ride home last night.
That's a really pretty view! It would be more pretty with a foa in it :3
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This is what lom and I do on Skype.
You two are weird.
And you're silly. Own it
Had a great day at Disneyland today! My pass expires on Monday and I've only been on Star Tours seven times. Boo.
The pumpkin carvers are back!
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6152/...d68a8181ed.jpg
Had dinner at the all-you-can-eat BBQ place. I think that's the last place in the part I hadn't eaten at... other than Blue Bayou, which was closed.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6167/...d6c391769e.jpg
The riverboat and the railroad.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6155/...f1c2683ea2.jpg
My first job was here!
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6180/...31e5287e71.jpg
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You can never have too many pictures of the castle.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6172/...0be4e96174.jpg
The new parade is cool! Most of the princesses are on Rapunzel's float, but Ariel and Tiana have their own. I should've seen it during the day...
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6158/...ea56739c07.jpg
OMG Julian we should totally go when I visit. We can take Anya! It'll be her first time XD
As long as you wingman for me with one of the princesses.
No problem, Bro. Plus when she's see you getting along so well with a baby it'll make her fall head over heels ;)
Deal! :monster:
Yay! I get to see Julian *dansen*
:confused:
Lulz, want to see me that bad?
NO! geeze always take it the wrong way.
I didn't think wanting to hang out was a bad thing. :confused:
Oh well, It's not that I'm like itching at the bit to see you, I'm just excited to be able to finally hang out with another eoffer. Plus I think we'll have a lot of fun!
Back to the topic. I dyed my hair back to almost natural color. Or so I thought. It turned out super darker than what the box said. But at least it's the closest thing to Natural I've had in years. Pictures coming soon , as well as other pictures. Just as soon as I can upload them. :D
I find it funny that you say you went back to a natural color when I just put purple in my hair yesterday. It turned out a bit too dark though and I can't get a good pic...it looks black in my lighting.
Well, I've had every color except green in my hair. I figured after 3 plus years with different colors it was a change, ironically.
It's been a while since there was a picture so I'll add some cuteness before I post my ugly mug xD
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I went to an island with a bunch of strangers and ate matches and then left with friends!
Not Pictured: any of the friends. BUT THEY WERE THERE, TRUST ME. PS I was dead sober, just a little smurfed up from all the matches and tit :kakapo:
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...94686621_n.jpg
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We also played night volleyball
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And had an awesome pathway
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...77308501_n.jpg
^ you're kinda cute
Kind of? He's smurfing gorgeous. :colbert:
Yeah, Jiro and NCG are part of the exclusive "handsome mothersmurfers" club.
It's really just the two of them, but DAMN they're sexy.
Yeah Jiro is a cutie :bigsmile:
Actually pretty much everyone in this thread is. Either we're one sexy forum, or we're just that desperate. I can't tell.
My thoughts exactly.
Yeah. We have quite a few dead sexy mo fos on this forum. Jiro and NCG being 2 of the many. Another one is also Legendary 13. And for Aussie men we also have Happy noodle boy. OH JUST WAIT FOR THE CIDDIES! I always hate that time of year because it's so hard to choose just one
I really wanted to post a picture of the huge liter beer mugs we were drinking at Oktoberfest (I feel like the picture doesn't do it justice...it looks so much bigger in person!). My boyfriend has declared that we have to go back to Germany every year now haha
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All these sexy men and sexy giant mugs, figurativeliteraletc, scare me. :c
Now I want to go to Germany again. :(
*eagerly awaits said rack*
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Carry on
This title makes me think of The Guild when they were talking about Codex getting drunk and farting on her date to make him taco flavored
[jiro]Damn bot, you make no sense - J[/jiro]
all broken pictures to me
I'm a cripple now.
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Hawt