You know what you did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
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You know what you did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
:aimkiss:
I'll give you something to kiss.
If by "kiss" you mean "connect my fist with", by all means, unveil it.
sarah meet with us
absolutely not
Less talk moar pictars!!!
old pichttp://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/...123451/166.jpg
chris is just trying to make a harem, cares not for gender or sexuality
i'm going to get a haircut this weekend probably, will post after pix (not gonna be too drastic)
Censored pic because fascism
http://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sl4n7n.jpg
smurf Chris, Julien, who's your shirtless friend? ;D
Lol, his name is Rex. (seriously)
Bahaha I love that between visits to this thread I have no idea what is going on but it still makes me laugh.
And to answer the earlier question, by LoL I meant League of Legends.
I haven't played the one you mentioned yet. ><
thanks, lover :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I love how you just had to put "smurf" there instead of just leaving it blank xD
what's up rexxx
Rex wid da mad peczzzz.
Forget his pecks, look at his 5 o'clock shadow!
Even the creepy Chris look alike on the left is copping a peek at dat assss.
That was for EoFF. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Shortythanks, lover :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I love how you just had to put "smurf" there instead of just leaving it blank xD
what's up rexxx
I am so insulted by the last few posts. :stare:
NCG Your shirts just scream douchebag.
That is a cool dress, Shion. :)
As for Chris, well, I think Flying Mullet has a little video for you...
So as I've spent the last few weeks in the Caribbean playing cricket, here are a smattering of the high and lowlights of my innings, interspersed with pictures of me not actually playing cricket in order to prove that I can actually have fun sometimes or something:
Vs Isolation Cavaliers CChttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...2.jpg~original
Standing next to West Indies international batsman Dale Richards like I don't even carehttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...b.jpg~original
Vs Windward CC, four runs through point thankyouverymuchhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...e.jpg~original
Then the heat forced me to take the helmet off, before I immediately knocked it straight into the hands of the bloke at long offhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...d.jpg~original
Not actually playing crickethttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...2.jpg~original
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...e.jpg~original
Okay this one is beach cricket but it did not constitute a game (observant sports fans will notice how far back the wicket keeper is standing and wonder how fast the bowling could be on a beach)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...4.jpg~original
And finally...
Me bowling #holytroutwhatamidoing
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...3.jpg~original
If it is of him exposing himself, I want it badly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Apparently douchebags are popular at these things. Zero smurfs given.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I know you're not one. You're a good bloke, but the shirts man...bad idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodApparently douchebags are popular at these things. Zero smurfs given.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Haha, I was actually wondering what you'd say about them. Don't worry, I have non-douche shirts too.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnI know you're not one. You're a good bloke, but the shirts man...bad idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodApparently douchebags are popular at these things. Zero smurfs given.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
(no he doesn't)
http://imageshack.us/a/img407/4066/img1647yq.jpg
Me hangin with the man Raymond E Feist (after queueing 2 hours getting all 30 books of his signed).
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/273/20130512134906.jpg
Show off! Now you need to make another 29 posts for the rest of the signatures!
:p Jelly? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
Hey, you said it yourself :pQuote:
Apparently douchebags are popular at these things.
Did you get to keep the balloon?
Can be rename a random forum this sentence? Just sneak it in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
lol you got 30 books signed?
bet the people queuing behind you loved you
I had to que 10 times, there was a 3 book limit lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Parker
that's dedication
Gah. Tried my first practice pack tonight. Didn't go too well. Can't close the damn suitcase.
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I want them too
Me too
Wait what? This http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ps01c3bf40.jpg got nominated for sexiest female?
Well I guess it's time to cam whore a bit! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ps9d4cd8a4.jpg
beach shot <33333333333333333 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...pscf88fc72.jpg
I think I'm done for the year. Unless it's cat pictures, I really should show her off more often.
So after posting this as a joke in the FYC thread, I realized this pic from last Fall hanging out with Lynx and Kalilung is actually a decent pic of me, so I figured I should post it here:
Holding Kalilung's parasol
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No. Those boots have my name on them.
You practice packing? What?
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Accesorize Yo Lyfe.
Omg.. we have one of these in Clarksville.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
I wanted to see how much it weighed :pQuote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Wait. Clarksville -where-? Cuz that's where I live. o.o
Clarksville TN, I lived there for the grand majority of my life. I live about 20 miles outside of Cville now in Springfield.
I hate Clarksville. It's too far away from my 'hood ... Antioch. It's an hour just to get to downtown Nashville from where we are (like directly across the street from Gate 1 @ Ft. Campbell) and then another 30 to get to Antioch. It sucks. The only good thing is being close to the state line so if I want liquor on a Sunday, I can just take my happy ass to Legion Liquors and get some.
That was my first jaunt down into the "downtown"-y area on our way to Texas. I nearly died when I saw that ish.
Clarksvegas is the owner of my best and worst memories. :love:
lulz.. I can imagine ^_^ .. I still don't really like it here, though. Meh. I guess it's -kind- of a step up from where I lived in Antioch (Hickory Hollow area - where uh. Hickory Hollow Mall is - the one that's pretty much shut down), but these apts are super ghetto. heh.
Haha tell me about it, I lived in the apartments right across from Clarksville High School and was gone fro a matter of two weeks. Upon my return to my place, I walked into my bedroom and started looking through my chesto'drawers to find some clean clothes. I then heard a noise behind me... I looked back to find an incredibly large black man sleeping in my bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
He had been, and I quote;
"Usin yo' house as a pot den."
Bahahaha.
roflmao no way! That's hilarious. I would probably flip out though and then make him give me some.
There's a couple across the hall from us that argue a lot. There's a lot of couples here that argue a lot, very loudly. But then the chick that lived downstairs from us would get pissed off if we were up late getting drunk and she thought we were being loud (which we really weren't).. I'd pour some of my drinks through the balcony floor onto her table and drop lit cigarettes down there. She finally moved out. xD
You sound exactly like drunk me.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
Now where's my vodka so we can e-toast to being fellow Clarksvillians? lol
Trolling IRL.. Can't beat it. hahaha
Uhm. It's either in Russia still as a potato -or- you drank it.
Must have drank it. Damn.
You have exactly 37 minutes to go attain more beer.
...Considering posting a full body picture. Naked, but tastefully done (as everything else I post).
MLT Get Banned 2013.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
no one needs to see your nipples again Christopher, never mind you eager wee chopstick, reign it da smurf in chief.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
It's all becoming a little bit too self indulgent.
I'll start sending them out privately. But I want some in return. :drool:
Omg no. I will ban you Chris.
That went from MLT Get Banned to -Definitely- Banned.
EDIT:
Or we could just all be naked and flood the thread with pics and have a revolt.
But then we'd -all- get banned and it'd be Chris's fault.
Still don't understand why we don't have a nekkid pics thread. So many people are craving it. -.-'
I'm sure it's 'cuz there are people with Virgin Eyeballs.
By so many people I think you mean you. We don't need a thread of pasty, scrawny naked people.
:(
He's not pasty per se. Not compared to me when I haven't OD'ed on sunless tanner anyway.
What does 'pasty' mean :(
No they aren't. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I've seen pics of you, Mullet, and I wouldn't mind some of your hot, slender, athletic, body.
Yes you would. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Pasty = Pale. Meaning you'z a "white boi".
Chris, I would love for you to post a naked photo. I would invite it. I truly would.
I would invite it so I can invite your naked ass right out of the Picture Thread and then invite you out the front door of the EoFF Mansion where you will have to stand in the cold rain naked and fight for survival betwixt Sylvie, demondude and all of the other crazies.
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.
Indeed. :doublecolbert:
but i thought you were into dudesQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I didn't even know harpoons stiffened.
Or that they were still used to even go whale hunting.
And I thought only the Japanese whaled? (too many episodes of Whale Wars)
So many questions running through my head now.
I can see you grinning through those pretty baleen plates of yours!Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
baleen plates? That didn't even answer -any- of the above questions. They're very important.
Also, like Denmark said. Dudes? Yeah? No? Throwin' us a curve ball here, yo. We can't be havin' those shenanigans going on.
I was warned in the past for stating you looked like a replicant from Bladerunner and you go about here insulting one of the few members here that i don't want rebound off a cladded wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Put your penis away, put your clothes back on and attempt to rediscover your self respect ya balloon ye.
I believe the proper grammar here is "in dudes", not "into dudes".Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmarkbut i thought you were into dudesQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
*giggles*
I think at this point, he's uh... Broadened his horizons.
Oh yeah, Sarah is not a whale. And neither am I. ;p
Cuch: Stop being so hot, and I'll stop daydreamin' about you giving it to me.
Flying Mullet: See above ^
Obnoxious.sunshine: It was Sarah's VERY OWN boyfriend who revealed their fetish to the world.
You're like a 12 year old boy who's just discovered the penis isn't just for urinating and tuggiing at when you're nervous.
And yes the original 'whale' trout may have been innocent enough but the longer it goes on without context the bigger the chance the meaning will change.
o.O; :tongue: I think you're the very first person to tack an O & B in front of my username. Congrats.
Unless people do it when I'm not around. But I doubt that. I've been kinda wondering when it would happen though.
I wanted to post a picture of my face but now it just doesn't seem appropriate.
Well, she's already posted one of her butt tat, so why not her pretty face. :greenie:
I seriously want you. Any chance it'll happen if you just close your eyes and find your way? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuch
It's only inappropriate if there are exposed body parts.... That shouldn't be exposed.. In the picture.
A FACE is a body part, besides, I don't think you ever saw the picture of her butt tattoo. It was bordering on pornography.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
Tara, you're so pretty. If I were into that, I'd definitely notice more than your beautiful haircut.
I'm about 4 pages late to this but I always see Chris's naked selfies and wonder how he gets such shiny looking skin and then he mentioned golden showers.
I've heard a few things about the supposed health benefits of yellow mist... one of which is supposedly improved skin.
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Locky my dear you are the prettiest person on the forum :heart:
Oo Your hair looks awesome! And for some reason you make me think of Cher Lloyd in the 2nd pic.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
He's a replicant, trust me. The goverment know about it, it's all very hush hush. He's seen things you wouldn't believe. Like attack ships on fire & sea beams glitter in the dark. He fears they will be lost in time like tears in the rain.
That was a pretty gay post for you, cuch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Glad he's slowly, but surely, 'turning'. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletThat was a pretty gay post for you, cuch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Down boy, Down.
meh, blame Rutger Hauer not me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletThat was a pretty gay post for you, cuch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
This thread just gets more disturbing with every incarnation.
The title... :love:
Took this one right now for the occasion.
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and yet you people didn't nominate Chris and Cuch for MLT get together
what is this trout
seems like it was just you and me then :doublecolbert:
This just keeps getting worse and worse. Like he said.
This thread is becoming an abomination.
That is so far from the truth that it's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I didn't get nommed for sezziest female, but I'm not whining. :p
I lived in Clarksvegas for a few years before moving back home to Missouri. I don't miss it a whole lot.
Why the Hell is it called clarksvegas? I never got that at all. I'm "from" Antioch, though. I generally don't like it here other than as I said before, having the option of going down ft. Campbell pkwy to KY to get liqour on a Sunday.
if you'd of posted this earlier you'd of been a shoe in mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
I keep asking him to meet with me, but he won't. :(
God. You're like... Barney Stinson. Totes.
I nominated you Rob.
Y'all are about to get photo bombed.
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1.) Me & My Smelly Belly (Ellie. Our last boxer that passed away just before Thanksgiving. She was incredibly sweet)
2.) Me in TX, though I think I've posted that'n already
3.) Nerd Alert: My kid w fake glasses
4.) Parker & My Dad - that's the pic she got framed for him
5.) MOI! And the first boxer I grew up with, even though she got stolen a year after that pic was taken. I had just gotten bit by the next door neighbor's Boston Terrier and PeeWee stayed with me the whole time I couldn't play.
6.) My precious WetNeck (as my dad calls her) helping make corn tortillas
7.) My poodle Maximus Percival. RIP. He was my baby.
8.) Bumblebee. My other baby. Ford Focus ZX3 5 Speed behbeh
9.) Me n Smelly again
10.) Taquitos - made with leftover roast beef, homemade salsa verde with avocado, homemade black beans, and homemade Mexican rice.
11.) I was too short to reach the last bottle of Bloody Mary mix. Naomi Campbell lookalike had to grab it for me.
12.) My individual swim team picture. I used to be tan!
13.) Me n My behbeh
14.) I'm not stoned, I swear.
15.) Me n Mah behbeh when we were younger
16.) Texas
17.) Cinderella Nunnery
18.) *snorts* She looks like a Who from Whoville
19.) BIG FUDGE, Y'all! I got the mfing high score at Chuck E Cheeze!
20.) Again, when we were young.
21.) Parker tried miso soup for the first time - and liked it.
22.) Parker went to the American Girl store in Atlanta to pick up Saige and have a tea party with my sister.
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I attached a bow to Tobi's harness. ^_____________________________________^
bawwwwww little bow!
also haha a million photos nox!
The other day I told Del that when he picked me up from the airport, he better have one of those little paper signs chauffeurs have at the baggage carousel. So...he did!
http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/qxou53.jpg
You were warned. lmao
At least I did the spoiler thingy as opposed to just posting them all in one list. XD
...Did you just call her a whale? Do I have get my glock? Because I will cap someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Also @noxious pics: I love that little girl in that white get-up. So adorable and I like the fact that she has pained face too. The things parents make their children wear...my mom dressed me up as a watermelon. She's so racist. ;___;
I interpreted this as if Chris was finally going to turn straight and try and have sex with Sarah. Come on, 'stiffening my harpoon'? That can only be interpreted in one way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Oh fine then, let the smurfening commence.
Then he's calling her a fatty and that he's ready for some chubby chasing...Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautI interpreted this as if Chris was finally going to turn straight and try and have sex with Sarah. Come on, 'stiffening my harpoon'? That can only be interpreted in one way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
cannot unread the last couple of posts :stare:
I am somewhat less than amused.
Me and Phil are so hot.
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omg u guise stahp being so adorable
You and Phil need to get yourselves some sleeves!
Soooo hot, seriously
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...psf30572aa.png
Besides, Sarah's "blowhole" isn't really my thing.
Haha! You two are great together.
Okay, enough of that.
Whaat? They look extremely cute together. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
They are wearing wifebeaters, dumbass.
i don't knwo what wifebeaters are. :(
These pictures prove I should have been nominated for sexiest male unanimously
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Lmao they run around beating other people's wives together. They're Wife Beaters. Hahahaha
:tumble:
:objection::smurf::cuch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
:gator::party:
:cactuar::ty:
:roll2
This is getting way too spammy and this is me saying this so you know it's too much.
Downright sexy, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
foaface dared us to post photos of ourselves without makeup so
My eyeliner is my thing, though!
but thanks :3
I don't wear make-up, so I was CHALLENGED to make-up picture. Here's the best I've got. I never wear that much make-up when I do put it on so. :3
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...91629796_n.jpg
Sans make-up on a boat ride in Mexico! I'm not wearing make-up because all I took was foundation and it all got splaaaashed off!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n..._7779607_n.jpg
Another one without make-up of me looking hideous, but it was my first day and I was super jetlagged and that dog was like my best friend that whole night.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n..._2548964_n.jpg
You girls look great without makeup.
I mean... a lot of women look like ugly dudes without it.
best photo I've ever seen of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I was such a whore back then
Okay since I did the daring I have to post too. This is a cell phone picture I took today of no make up and hair that's been slept on. It looks pretty rough. You can't see the pimple by my chin, but it's there.
Now, everybody who participates in the no make-up postings, in a little while I will tell you to post with all the make-up on your face. So yeah, uh, expect that. Men are welcome to participate.
Also my bed is kind of messy, because I am kind of messy lately.
http://i.imgur.com/jzWS2N9.jpg
what smurfing pimple are you talking about and you are gorgeous
foa you look exactly the same :confused:
Sarah, you actual look better without! Then again...
I should take one without makeup, too, but then again, I don't want people to get the wrong idea about me.
Go ahead, give me a reason to ban you apart from the 232409248324 food and Firefly reasons I already have.
you can't ban me out of jealousy
ooo, I did that already with the pic of me in glasses. That isn't how horrible I can look though. Worse is when I worked overtime when I was sick. Bad face day that day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Also yeah, you do look good without makeup.
Since you admitted to it, I'll spare you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
thanks guys! makes me feel better about not wearing makeup all the time, haha :heart: :heart: :heart:
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS OF CELLULITE AND WRINKLES. WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN.
pheew, saved it there.
the gayest thing you have ever said on this forumQuote:
Originally Posted by Christina Aguilera
hahahaha i read your post failure BEFORE you edited it sarah ahahahaha soooooooooo sad when you think you've topped my awesomesauce
nice try I didn't edit trout
I actually like that song. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shortythe gayest thing you have ever said on this forumQuote:
Originally Posted by Christina Aguilera
*giggle* Yall are some silly geese.
None of you should wear makeup again ever.
Seconded?
All of my pictures so far have been of me without makeup.
yep, it doesn't get any worse.
some beautiful women the past few pages!
im like
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Any pictures of me in here are sans-makeup cause I don't wear makeup.
Why do you even entertain him with a response?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Why does one itch at a thorn in their side?
That's not even a saying >_<Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
It's a saying if I say it! Shut it!
I'm pretty sure it is a saying. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyThat's not even a saying >_<Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
(Got your back mama.)
It's really not xD
Yea...you can't go about making up sayings. As W.H. Auden once said "Why invent pens made from paper when someone's already invented pens using far more appropriate materials, innit."
You happen to be familiar with every saying from every culture and language throughout time and the entire planet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Save it for EoEO, debatron 4000. I'm poking some fun at a friend. :roll2
And somehow you completely missed the fact that I was poking fun at you on behalf of a friend. Either that or your being sarcastic, though you used a poor smiley if that's the case.
Visit picture thread
Pictures replaced with playground banter and dubious sexual tension
You mean you came here horny looking for pictures for your wankbank, seen there was none and now you're tense?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
When I come here for pictures for my wankbank, it will only be because I happen to be at EoFF's datacentre and their servers are all I have access to.
Chris said all the girls in the forum have cellulite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
GET HIM
And he said you all have wrinkles!
And? If wrinkles and cellulite and being a "whale" are all I have in life to worry about, I will feel really smurfing blessed. Aging is a privilege that most people do not get to experience.
I'm also tired of seeing girls and women routinely apologize for aging, for showing signs of working hard, of going outside, of bearing children and of living their lives as human beings. Don't go around saying you are hideous or disgusting, because there are enough assholes around on the internet who will do it for you, unsolicited.
I do believe in absolute body autonomy though, so if you get your kicks standing in front of a mirror pointing out all of your "flaws" and feeling bad, then good for you; and if you get your jollies spending ages perfecting your makeup routine then props for you because I don't have that sort of patience and if I can apply a quick swipe of mascara without stabbing myself in the eye then I consider it a victory for laziness.
I suppose I should post a picture because this is a picture thread.
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no makeuphttp://i.imgur.com/6tpoR7N.jpg
sunburn + i need to shave + i need a haircut + not eating a sandwich
Your tan will be awesome+rock a beard+you really do >_<+GET A GODDAMN SANDWICH!!!
you should (not) see the burn on my chest. it's splotchy :(
i'm shaving tomorrow, in this house, on this street, bethlehem. possibly also getting a haircut
Raistlin, you just contributed to the ongoing creepiness of this thread. ty
You contribute to it with every post you make.
people with gwyneth paltrow in their sig should not throw stones
You will show Margot smurfing Tenenbaum the respect she deserves or you will have me, Rob and Parker all come down on your ass like a ton of bricks.
you sound like "shakespeare in love" lol
Hey. HEY. That Country Strong movie was pretty good....
(SPOILER)Not
I actually clicked that expecting the real for fooks sake video and was somewhat disappointed when it wasn't. I don't know what that says, but...for fooks sake.
As did I.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
You could've at least said the words :colbert:
I didn't say the words because it was an unintentional video. I really actually did that and severely facepalmed afterward.
Hah, I'd be careful with that. Flying Mullet might start posting it everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny