Do I really come off as that vain? :shifty:
I think he's saying that you're just that attractive.
Fynnerz, do you take directions? Will you post a pic of you, holding a teddybear or something similar as if it's your cub and you are the lion king?
What is this weird fetish!
...
Will a 3DS do?
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the next generation of gamers!
I hadn't worn these clothes in forever because I was worried I was too fat for them but they fit well and I felt pretty~
Ignore my horrible man shoulders though
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How are those man shoulders?
They're so square and broad and icky :colbert:
No way, you're just comparing them to the slender waifs that make up the dudes of eoff. You don't have man shoulders, they just have little girl shoulders.
I wish I had five shoulders.
What's that? You want me to flood the thread with pictures and video of my fabulous one-year-old child?
Pfft, of course. Anything for you knobs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...Quack/crib.jpg
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God, she's like a princess. :kaoclove:
EDIT: Are those blood in the last few pictures? What have you been feeding her? :bigsmile:
Some pics from my weekend!
This be my cake that HNB's Dad and Wife got me, omg. So delicious, it's this really weird chocolate dome filled with vanilla sponge and a walnut and chocolate mousse. Like, omg. To DIE for.
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The sweater I bought a few weeks ago. It's so soft and really, really pretty! I wore it for my Birthday meal n.n
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Annnnnd a token Locky & Happy Noodle Boy photo! He rarely let's me get a 'selfie' with him! When he does you can see how short I am and how tall he is! >.<
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Some trip pictures!
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Had a lot of fun!
More pics + general overview of the trip on my blog here
http://threesixstyfive.blogspot.com/...new-state.html
and here
http://threesixstyfive.blogspot.com/...-in-hotel.html
Your trip looks great, look at that food, too! I wish that was my breakfast right now!
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It was my birthday. My boyfriend's mother thought the dollar tree would be the best place to take pictures for some reason so my boyfriend bought me a balloon c:
Wait, HNB's wife bought his girlfriend a birthday cake? Must've been awkward. :/
Or a few white circles. Perfect Mario cake.
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My first picture ever on EoFF. HMU ladies.
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Today, at 13:25:54 UTC+8, women all over the world suddenly became moist without knowing why.
another eoff hottie i just dont understand
why is everyone so sexy
im p drunk but maybe we could pour milk on each other?
idk maybe im coming on too strong but hey it might be kinda nice?
New 2016 meetup idea; milk :greenie:
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Random snapchat fun! I am known to be a man of many selfies.
Yes, and he got more beard than I've imagined. :bigsmile:
I always wanted to grow a beard like his. :bigsmile:
I'm tired of dudes spamming the picture thread. :grumble:
In the month of August I am buying a new phone. That is the month when Alive-Man's picture-every-day-with-a-message-of-love campaign will begin :excited:
Hairy pictures?:bigsmile:
I am going to subscribe to this thread for the best hairy experience of my lifetime. :bigsmile:
Huh? I always thought the person inside Angus' avatar is her? :confused:
At first I even thought she was related to Jiro in a way with the avatar.
Bloop.http://photos-b.ak.instagram.com/hph...52895818_n.jpg
Got totoro kigu but no full mirror to show it off. :< Face picture will do.
found some pictures of the previous jumping competition from march this year :3
usually they take pictures but somehow forget to put it on this site..
and the other times they only take pictures of 'the favourites' -.-
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i won 1st price :3
there were 2 other girls before me on the same horse. they both fell off at the first jump becaus she refused.
luckely that didnt happen to me!
the jumping competition is a little bit ruined for me though. the horse that i really like to jump with is not allowed anymore to compete in the jumping :( i must admit he is a little weird. and the horse i usually ride on isnt alowed to jump at all becaus she gets crippled very fast :(
Luckely there is this horse, called Puck, eventough she is a little to easy. she will go on automatic pilot and jump everything
Me and a friend quite drunk in Barcelona. I'm on the right. :)
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If you're not on my facebook then here you go. I did the luigi stare. Yes I have a random luigi hat and random mustaches lying around.
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When I worked at Gamestop, Nintendo had the Year of Luigi going on and they started it off by sending us super nifty hats. I kept one. So yah
Freya for the new Colonel Angus set.
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Here's the panty dropping baby pic.
holy trout i smurfing need a
JEANS JEANS JEANS JEANS
t-shirt
I am the photoshop master.
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My girlfriend forced me to buy slacks and a new dress shirt. Here is the result.
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If you look closely, you will see something I built for my nephew out of k-nex. It's a nerf dart target game, and I'm very proud of it. :D
Sephex has a limit break :3
do you get anything for it? xD
here's some pictures of me and my "children"
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Luna (after Sailor Moon's cat)
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Zoe
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Tidus (you guys can guess who he's named after lol)
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im a girl too
Personality-wise, Tidus is a great name for a dog.
The cat and you are so cute!!! Are you part of the sailormoon group!!? :bigsmile:
I see you've finally decided to go for a sex change like I've suggested. Now all that left is Angus and the circle is completed. :quina:
Gah! Too much beautiful in one place. Here, let me break that up for you. :3:
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Your mii in your sig, you two really look alike! :kaoclove:
The Picture Thread of
The Picture Thread of Alive-Girl's One Day Non-Existent Love Nuggets
Maybe the thread should be name after the next person that post a really impressive picture. :bigsmile:
...Dammit, I don't think I'l have my picture in time. I need a second person I REALLY trust to take it.
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A selfie is a self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera or camera phone. Selfies are often shared on social networking services such as Instagram, Snapchat, and Tumblr. They are often casual, and are typically taken either with a camera held at arm's length or in a mirror.
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The Picture Thread of Kanye's Yellow Tracksuit
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awww hell its all sideways and trout
It was a neon green/yellow ok it's hard to describe it was really bright irl smurf u
Christmas has decided the new name of the thread. :bigsmile:
For those of you who have me on Facebook, this is just a repeat performance, so you can safely ignore it. :p
Honeymoon photos~
The Villa
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The Yum Stuff
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The Honeymooners
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The Locals
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The Islands
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And my favourite shots of the entire holiday...
The Chicken
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Here, chook chook! Eat out of my hand! The pigeons do it! C'mon! Heeeere chook chook!
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FINE THEN smurf YOU CHICKEN I HOPE YOU MAKE A GREAT STIR FRY
We have the same hair. (Thankfully not the same facial hair.)
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dammit Loony_bob, you didnt even invite me :colbert:
That looks very nice, Daniel! The food looks especially nice. I need to go to Koh Samui
Why is there a rooster though? So random.
For starlet. <3
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Daniel, as someone who used to ice cakes for a living, you should be ashamed of that piping job!
I've not posted a pic in AGES! Here you go
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Oh dear, the thread title is intriguing especially when I copied everything from the wiki including the picture when I explain about selfie. XD
PS: Fancy saying that to your own kind, BoB! :chocobo:
Chickens were freakin' everywhere as you drove down the roads, and at that particular temple there were a lot of cats, dogs, chickens, pigeons, doves, turtles and fish because all animals are well cared for at said temples. I'm not sure if they're sacred and unable to be killed for food, but I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case (I know they said that about the fish, not sure about the chickens). It probably was exaggerated at the very-much-loved King of Thailand loving chickens, therefore a lot of ornamental roosters can be found around statues of him.
But yeah, I fully enourage anyone and everyone to go to Koh Samui. Place is freakin' paradise.
'twas Danielle's work! Although I never was very good at the piping.
Chocobos aren't chickens! However, it was Danielle that was "saying" that.
Dude...
Seriously
Seeing HNB post makes me very happy :D
Went to the zoo!
New shirt!
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Ugh, shion, I am wearing that tshirt today. Someone's going to have to change.
Played an acoustic gig for Cancer Research at Manchester Airport. Seemed to go down pretty well!
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I like the "copy" on the picture. If I click it, can I copy a lot of you and sell them on ebay? :bigsmile:
Bring on the "I'd pay top dollar baby" comments.
(SPOILER)I would in fact pay top dollar though :jokey:
I wouldn't pay top dollar because I'm poor. But I would do some naughty things with that man.
She's not even kidding...
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Everything in the UK is backwards. Their cars, their toilets, their sinks. Their roads, for christ's sake. The people even walk backwards!
Your boobs are even bigger than mine
GOOD GOING SHAUNA YOU HAVE CRUSHED MY SELF ESTEEM I AM NO LONGER FEEL LIKE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE and apparently as a result I can no longer English
Good going :colbert:
They've got free healthcare. How backwards (re: socialist) is that? :mad2:
:(
I guess I will leave this thread.
*takes hat off and enters*
The toilets in the UK aren't that backwards. At least they flush in the right direction. Australia, now there's a backwards country. The water goes down the wrong way.
They have two flush buttons. Backwards. :stare:
Do you ever push down both of the buttons at once? What would happen?
What are the two buttons for? My mom has that and one is for number ones and one is for number twos
Everyone take photos of your (for the love of god cleaned please) toilets so that I can change the name to The Picture Thread of Backward Toilet Flushing.
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What now shorty?Get Shrekt.
:bigsmile:
This is exactly what I'm talking about. We immediately escalate everything to a ten. It's ridiculous. I mean, somebody comes in with some preposterous plan or idea and then all of a sudden, everybody's on the gas, nobody's on the brakes. Nobody's thinking, everybody's just talking over each other with one idiotic idea after another until, finally, we find ourselves in a situation where we've got people posting pictures of their toilets.
shion is standing in front of a mirror
I........................... no :(
DON'T LOOK AT ME, I AM SHAMED
As the old Australian outback song says.
One button, two button
Pee button, poo button.
Sometimes your flush
Needs a little more push
You need some extra gas
For what came from your ass
You ate too much tucker
You bloomin, greedy f***er
But you shouldn't fear
There's fibre in ya beer
So get yer brown eye on the loo
Do what you gotta do
And the button on the right
Sends 'er down without a fight.
I am amazed that it took so long for somebody to point out that shion was standing in front of a mirror.
As for the two button toilets, one of them flushes using half the tank and one flushes using the full tank, saving water if the full tank isn't needed. Not that tricky!
Here's a random selfie for you guys. I decided to try this facial hair for once.
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A little video I put together before I went to see Dolly Parton. 😁
Rye and Marshall Banana and me.
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I'll be in my bunk.
I like that you chose to sit away from Rye. Very wise, you wouldn't want to catch her head lice.
Was the positioning of the arms deliberate or is that just "the known thing to do" for such photographs?
I didn't even notice it until you mentioned it. We're just all proper ladies is all!
I like how I snuck in a selfie in between all the toilet flushery.
Thread needs more sexy.
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Or more suave.
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Or more cute.
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Kamiko drew a picture of her and myself and it's glorious. Inspired by Fooly Cooly and preferring stopless over unstoppable.
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I'm a red raccoon now~ :D
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DO YOU MEAN A RED PANDA JEFFIE
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT
RED PANDA
RED PANDA
OKAY SARAH
I'M A RED PANDA
What does the Pr00t say?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME THAT RED PANDA HOODIE!!!!!!!!
Hey, EoFFFe, Olive-Grill here!
This is me posting on EoFF right now taken from my laptop camera:
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I look like a man in drag, right? This is because I am in fact, a man in drag. No hormone treatment or anything of any kind yet, I am literally just sitting here wearing foundation, mascara and eyeliner (too thick) and a wig that I cut to make look more like real hair. I look pretty terrible; but I'm getting used to it. The very beginning of what I hope to accomplish eventually. I am definitely happier sitting around the house chilling (I wouldn't go out like this) than I would be if I just looked completely male. So it's an improvement. I'm glad I can do it openly instead of secretly.
Honest opinions, we've already established I look like a man in makeup, but do you see promise? I kind of do. I've seen people transition from far more male states to looking really beautiful.
Yes, you do. However, you have lovely eyes and really nice shaped face. Some men have really square faces and yours are not like that whatsoever. I think it's a really exciting time for you, I'm excited for you! I think you will make a stunning woman.
If you ever wanna talk make-up, I am a make-up queen!!!
Look forward to seeing more future pics!
I am more than going to take you up on that offer, MissH! :greenie:
Okay, I don't mean to flood the picture thread with pics of me but here's some just 'cause I got a good camera on the go.
Here's full body shot:
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I'm small, which is great, but I still have those shoulders and big arms from working out loads thinking if I worked out enough eventually I'd like being a man. Didn't work and now I need to lose all the muscle bad, but that's what running and HRT is for!
Me:
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I look manish and gross and the makeup is trout and my face is man but, this is the first picture in 22 years I have liked of myself. It looks like me more than anything I've ever seen, the me inside. Black and white + flash helps a lot.
I like this too:
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Early days but I look and feel more like me inside.
I'm sorry for the pictures EoFF, it's just, you are my one and only place where I love everybody and don't care how bad I look! Because we all love each other. The EoFF Forums Experience. Yeah. You know. You feel me. Yeah :greenie:
I love this picture of me and Danny. It was at the Atlantis waterpark in Dubai going round the rapids. We had such a good time and laughed so much! Especially when Danny accidently fell off the rubber ring part way round! It was so funny!
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I'm pretty sure I asked Danny this before, but I'll ask you actually: just how many times have you been to Dubai? Unless I'm mis-remembering you've been there more than once right?
We've been together 3 times. I think I've been about 8 or 9 times now! We'll probably look to go back some point next year whilst my Dad has the apartment and we are still child-less!
One of the few pictures of me I have. The writing is from people who thought it'd be fun to write on me/my clothes while I was passed out in a park. I kept it because it's one of the few remaining memories of a part of my life I neither can't nor want to go back to.
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Not surprising someone in a Sox hat would end up passed out in a park.
You look beautiful!! :kaoclove:
You should smile more, do a big smile! :bigsmile:
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PS: I am glad you have done what is necessary. I am proud of you. Rock on!! :kaoclove:
PS2: :heart: you.
Idk why the hell that girl was in a bikini, it was cold!
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Don't trust anyone who always smiles, makes it seem like they're hiding their true feelings and thoughts, so sayeth the Space Pope.
Alive-Girl you look freakin' awesome. If I'd seen those pictures outside of EoFF, I would have had no trouble believing they were of a girl. You don't look like "a man in drag" at all.
Happy Noodle Boy loves my dogs. He has been spoiling them with food. And cuddles.
They love him too. Here is HNB and Magnum. n.n
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Some pics from P's visit here! (There's a lot. I'm sorry. Lol):
Going to the beach
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Going to Ellis Island & Statue of "Liverty":
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At Rockaway Beach, stylin' & profilin' in her Hello Kitty bikini she picked out
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First time in a cab (and riding in a car with no car seat)
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Kitty stuck her face in P's Cocoa Puffs to have some milk
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American Girl Place, having lunch with Borrowed Kit
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.... Wound up buying her the doll. And an extra outfit. And an extra book (since she already has the "Meet Kit!" book. Spent like $300 that day)
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Yes. I made her lug the bag part of the way down 5th Ave.. I'm terrible. And waiting on the train to go home.
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NOT your bed, cat (that's the dollhouse my dad built for me when I was little. It's kinda falling apart now ;__;)
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The big bull cow thing came to me when I whistled at him! (At Central Park petting zoo)
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P wrote my grocery list for me and I didn't help her with any of the spelling
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Empire State Building
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Rainy 4th of July
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But.. She got to meet one of the USO Show Troupe Girls!
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The USO Show Troupe sang my mom's favorite song (she had it set as both their ringtone -&- their ringback tone). Jay had to record it 'cuz it caught me completely off guard and I had a total meltdown: https://www.dropbox.com/s/nlvxpnrmqx...704_140257.mp4
Flying her back to Nashville ;_;
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And this is my sister's gf's new puppy Henri.. He's so cute.
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Sigh.. I miss my girl so very much.
Great pics, Noxy. Parker is adorable!
Parker with a Big P is smurfing adorbs-balls as smurf!!
so glad you named her after me and maybe one day i can borrow her and she can walk around with me and hot women will be like AWWWWW IS SHE YOURS and ill be like yea and then they'll have sex with me
She's so friggen cute! That first picture is priceless! :D
Surprisingly, you're not the first dude to say that. :P
Hehehe thanks guys! Poor thing tripped and fell on Liverty Island and completely busted the heel of her hand. It was pretty bad. Thankfully they have a first aid station. We got her back in the room and on the little exam bed thingy.. She was panicking and goes "D-do I have to get a shot!? I don't wanna shot!" & "BBE's gonna be so mad at me!" .. I had to look away for a second 'cuz it was kinda funny even though I felt horrible for her.
She also informed me that the Statue of Liverty was supposed to be given to Nashville because Nashville was first and asked me why it's in NYC and not there. I told her it's because she likes the ocean and she's too big for Nashville- there's nowhere to put her.
That first photo is just adorable! :D
That kid is just adorable and cute in general! :kaoclove:
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I got this thing today...pulled it off the dealership with 4 miles on it. FOUR.
One of the bands I manage played at a national dairy farmer conference and I did sound for them. It was... strange. Decent crowd (300+), but a much older audience than we're used to. They were really into it though! They gave us money for food on top of paying us for the gig. Minimalist set-up, but a good show overall.
My friends are dirty hippies.
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I'm having a good face day.
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I like that your lips kinda match your custom title.
It's all about colour coordination.
Been feeling a bit down and rubbish tonight. Was just about to get ready for bed when I suddenly remembered I had a brand new pair of pjs in the back of my car.
This has cheered me up, if only a bit :-)
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As you might have noticed, I figured out how to upload album photos on my page! I got a bit giddy and uploaded quite a few, so I promise this is my last photo for tonight!
Does Danny have a matching superman PJ set?
Didn't you just post a photo of like, a close-cut not long ago?!
Probably just a couple months ago, yes. :lol:
My hair grows very fast, I just usually don't let it.
Ridiculous!
Went to the Montshire Museum today with my gf. Saw this beast!
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It's when it becomes undead that you have the problem.
Tell that to this guy:
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Night at the Museum: Bubba's Escape Plan
It doesn't work on bosses. An undead T-Rex is most assuredly a boss fight.
Evrae Altana says hello!
ONE EXCEPTION DOES NOT MAKE THE RULE, FORMALPANTS >:{
Zombie tree from IX I think
How's the new look?
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It'll take some time to get used to.
Bald actually suits you a lot! :D
Grow the goatee out and go full Heisenberg next.
Looks good dude! Your head is a good shape for it.
I bit the bullet and shaved my head (to a #1 though not a clean shave) and yeah it's a weird feeling at first. But I tell you what, I've had a hell of a lot of compliments on it and it feels great. I'm sure it'll be the same for you.