Official EoFF Anniversary GENDER SWAP Thread!

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Originally posted by Shoykuria
They make everything at Radio Shack, have you been there lately?

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Too true.

Hey, hair dye is on sale at Shoppers!! *freaks out*

There's a sale at Shoppers? Like, Omg!! I am soo there!

liek omg shoppers r sooooooooo dum

*goes to a hardware store*

Omg, Protina, this colour is sooo you! *picks up bottle of Chunking Red*

Chunking Red? I don't know Shiroi. =^.^=

Ohh, just try it! *waves hand loose-wristly in the air* If you don't like it, I'll dye it back for you *picks up bottle of Tina's natural colour*

Ok. =^.^= Chunking Red then!!

^_^ You look so cute in that! I'm so jealous. Why does everything bad happen to me?

Seems like everytime we have an event thread, Erin/Aaron tries to sex it up with one of the ladies/gents?.

Also, BJ has accepted his role as Bobbie Jo.

DEAR GOD WHAT AN AWFUL AWFUL SPAM FEST! KILL IT!! KILL IT ALLLLLL!!!!!!

i should make use of this gender swap thing for once!

*in man voice* duuuurr me man! me controlled by thingy in my pants! Beer taste good me have big belly but think i can get Cindy Crawford! My body can go to hell but nooooo the WOMAN has to be pretty! Me only date woman who are 'hot'! Me wantie sex now now now!

*okay that was a little harsh i guess im quite bitter today o_0*

Ok, my turn.

I'm a woman. Not a girl, or chick, or babe. Though I want to be pretty, I don't want you to stare at me for long periods of time. I'm ugly, I'm fat. You should know exactly what I'm feeling at all moments of the day. You should do nice things for me and buy me presents becuase just knowing me is reward enough. So you owe me. I am independent and I don't need you. I can do what I want. You can do what I want. Your wants? You want what I want. You better take care of me, but never say so, because I can take care of myself. I think men and women should split the bill, but you better pay for me every time we go out. I never make sense, but you better the hell understand.

Too harsh?

dont forget 'if i ask if i look too fat in these pants you better as HELL tell me thr truth but it better be something good!' :p

Oh that's my favorite. Tell me honestly what you think but it better be what I want to hear.

Too bad I was at school all day or I mighta taken part of this madness... ah well... Maybe next year.

Is it over?
Can I go back to being myself now? *hopehopehope*

Hey.. my name.... O.o;

~NOT QUITE Celeste

It's never over. It just keeps going and going.... *dies*

Well, I suppose Rufio won't be back for a while... We just have to wait.

Oh no. I went to bed. I was tired. =(

Ok, I wanna be a female again.

Heh; So many comments to make--I missed a whole *day*

1) [q=Allen]Allen loves ALL the fine ladies out there. *wink*[/q]
So you're Allen Schezar, right?

2) ...Kalen's already pretty manly...

3) [q=Allen]Hey, I am NOT a sex fiend. If I was, I'd be all over the prostitutes.[/q]
But you are.

4) kami1004: Well, since you came on with a Zero Enna avatar and "kami" (Japanese for "god") in your name, I just changed the 'kami' to its female form and gave you a Kizna Towryk avatar. It's a reverse-reverse gender thing. In case it's not saved, your old avatar is at http://www.eyesonff.com/bleys/kami1004.jpg. (took this on as a special case 'cause I love Pilot Candidate ;p)

5) BaBe's right; since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Leave this thread for a while and hit on people who *haven't* been sex-changed. Especially newbies who don't know what is going on and don't know your real gender :D

Wow, I missed a whole day of gender swapped goodness. Suck.

Leena's right though, go confuse the n00B's. ^_^ It's more fun than sitting aroun s3x0ring all day long. ;)

It is? :O~~~~~

yay! Now let's get Tom-ru back here. ^_~

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Originally posted by Leena
[q=Allen]Allen loves ALL the fine ladies out there. *wink*[/q]
So you're Allen Schezar, right?

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Pssh, he's not cool enough to be cool Allen. :o

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Originally posted by Leena
5) BaBe's right; since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Leave this thread for a while and hit on people who *haven't* been sex-changed. Especially newbies who don't know what is going on and don't know your real gender :D

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I don't hit on anyone. :cry:

Hi Danni. =^.~= Do you swing both ways?

Is it almost over? Zelda's getting tired of being in the rear.

EDIT: If you can't tell by Link's face, he's getting really sore.

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Originally posted by ShpenisQutesti
BJ has accepted his role as Bobbie Jo.

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Pfft, that didn't take much, did it Mandel? :p

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Quote: Originally posted by Leena ...since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Yunalesca's never hit on me once. I'm getting more action in this thread as a girl then I ever did anywhere else being male. I'm not going anywhere, thankyaverymuch. *grabs a chair and waits for the gender swap to cease* Cheers.

Er...the Gender Swap (as well as 3rd anniversary festivities) are going on all weekend. Sunday/Monday everyone should be back. (*dies* It's gonna take a *long* time to get everybody...

That's okay, I could get used to these...*bounces around*

Ha, you think you have fun? I get to rip penises off with wooden spoons. :D

Yeah, I'll get you to help out when it comes time to turn all the guys back into girls.

*returns*

O_O bloomin' 'eck...over 10 pages since I was last here XD

Yeah, and I have to get going...we'll have to flirt another time, hun. :(

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kicks Yuna Man Dude between the legs*
*leans back*

what was that for XO! Stupid...;_; my poor crown jewels

(XD)

Me me me! Pick me!! I wanna be a girl for a while

Hi. TH. ^_~ *takes Twisted Heat with her into a closet*

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Originally posted by Protina
Hi. TH. ^_~ *takes Twisted Heat with her into a closet*

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uhm, I dunno if that's what I meant buddy, but, OK ^_~

Holy crap 29 pages! What a spam-fest. Are we really that unhappy with our genders? Btw, "Conqueress" is well enough but what are you going to do with cats?

OOC: How long has there been an "attack" option below each person's posts? You know, the place with edit, warn, pm, etc?

Holy crap, 29 pages? I'm not reading all of that! This is worse than last year! On a side note, I'm almost positive that this is why Loony_BoB is in Matt's closet. I could be wrong though.

People already think that I'm a guy, how could I possibly change it to make it more manly?

*orgasms her way back into the thread*

I feel sorry for all of our younger members.

I believe I'm in Matt's closet because Unne wouldn't sing.

And to see that I'm one of the few with over 50 posts in this thread. xD

Manlan? I dunno. ahah
Halan Manan

Oh, Yuna, oh Yuna,
You smell like tuna,
Your ghastly dirty socks,
Give me the smallpox,
And your bras, they make me itch,
Every time I hear your voice I twitch...
But Yuna, oh Yuna,
You are MY sweet tuna,
I snuggle your socks,
And share your pox,
I wish I'd known you soonah!


*wields brandingiron*

I'm going to change. ^_~;;

YUNA MAN DUDE WEARS A BRA?

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Originally posted by Twisted Heat
Manlan? I dunno. ahah
Halan Manan

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Uuhhhhhhh....no.

I remember that Halan was just Hal last time. =^.^=

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Originally posted by Lola BaBe
YUNA MAN DUDE WEARS A BRA?

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Crossdresser.

I would've thought it was some weird fetish.

My name sucks. Dangit.

RAWR!! Use it! *shakes fist*

*waits for the name to change*

Whoever changed my name is my hero.

Glad to be of service.

heh, sweet , I am catty.

ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT? ANYBODY? I WILL SLAP YOU AND CLAW YOU AND PULL YOUR HAIR!!!

Awesome, it's so me.

Oh you so wish.

Can I please be Male now?

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Originally posted by H. Alan
My name sucks. Dangit.

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You should have had it change to Van Halan(or Halen, whichever).

Anyway, what is going on in here now, no more truth or dare? xD

*brups loudly* Hey, where are the babes that where around last night??

What's the H stand for?
Hung? :whoa:

Howard probably, but good guess on Hung.

Well my sexyness of a lady is right here.

Susan Powter? Meh, works for me.


*luvluvs teh guys*

hehehe, Check out my muscles ^^

*hits on all the ladies*

Oh my! They're so big, and... muscley. :love:
*swoon*

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Originally posted by KandyKane
What's the H stand for?
Hung? :whoa:

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Hentai.

Hentai's good, too.
I mean.. it's dirty and sick and wrong. << >>

More like is dirty, erotic, and right.

*walks into thread*

Hey Lunch Lady, wanna do it in the cafeteria? *is a lesbo*

*poses*

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Originally posted by KandyKane
Hentai's good, too.
I mean.. it's dirty and sick and wrong. << >>

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I would have thought you'd still like hentai as a female, Kane. I know lots of females who like hentai.

Including Me. *growls*

Personally I think it's degrading.

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Originally posted by Leena
I would have thought you'd still like hentai as a female, Kane. I know lots of females who like hentai.

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Still, still? Who who, wha wha?
*prances away crying*

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Originally posted by Mickey
*poses*

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**Tackles.**

I'm gonna make you my man!

**Seduces Mickey.** Purrrr. :)

*leans on a wall* Wow, y'all are still here?

*swaggers in*

Hi, Rufio. Where's the action?

I ain't seein' any action 'round here. All the hot chix0rz are gone or somethin'. Guess they couldn't handle my overwhelming manlyness.

Their loss, I guess. They don't know what they're missing. ;)

Rufio, Lee Za, we make better(and hotter) guys, than the guys do ^^

*is seduced*

We'd be ch1x magnets, if there were any ch1x0rz around.

*fl3x0rz*

*fl3x0r* I mean, who wouldn't want this, huh?

No female in their right mind could possibly be able to resist our masculinity.

Where are they?

..o..k...backs away slowly while nodding her head.

She's probably a lesbo.

**Walks in all sexy-like, wearing a short leather skirt and little else.**

Why, hello boys. :joey:

**Drops a pen on the ground behind her.**

Oh no, I seem to have dropped my pen... ~_^

**Turns around and bends all the way over to retrieve the pen, then looks back at the drooling guys.**

Hey Mickey, how've you been, tough guy?

Hey, Mickey. She seems to like you.

*sneaks up behind people*

Hot-CHA... Nice ass...ets.

Well of course, Rufio. I try to keep my ass...ets in tip-top shape. ~_^

oh freaking hell!

*scopes*

hehe, nice view ;)

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! **Giggles and twirls some hair around her finger.**

*Nods with post from above*

Hi boys. Protina is back. =^.^=

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Originally posted by Gwen Stacy
*Nods with post from above*

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No... you... didn't.

YOU BEST STAY OFF MY MAN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

[/pms]

Hahaha!
OMG, that's the exact name I had in mMind

damn...I'm so kufcin' hot, it's incredible!
*smite*

*53x0r5 Rufio, Mickey AND Lee*

OUU Protina *lesbians with Protina*

EDIT BY RY-- er, RUFIO: That was a tad too risqué of a pic, even for THIS topic.

Protina's avatar is picking her nose *nods*

No way. :(

Protina's avatar is pretty. *nods*

Oo, baby. You know how I like it.

Sure looks like it.

No, it's scratchin' her nose. =0

*sigh*
no one gets to behold the beauty that is me

can I attach it Rufio?

I knew that In Heat couldn't wait to get me into the sack!!.

But I'm just so Gorgeous that it's obvious why *flexes*

**Threatens to pull out Leena's hair.**

PROTINA'S AVATAR IS PRETTY AND THAT'S FINAL!

Edit: Mickey, at least I have a little class. In Heat is just a slutty little whore. I just want to get to know you better, darling. :)

My avatar isn't picking her nose! TT.TT

*crosses arms*

You wanna get catty, bitch?

EDIT: Yes, she is.

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Originally posted by Mickey
I knew that In Heat couldn't wait to get me into the sack!!.

But I'm just so Gorgeous that it's obvious why *flexes*

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pfft....I'm In Heat
I'll get into the sack with ANYONE

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

**Flies into a rage and rips off most of Leena's clothes.**

Oh, I'm sorry, those clothes looked great on you!

**Pretends to pity Leena but then lunges at her, fingernails sharpened.**

*kicks*
*bites*
*throws mud and excrement*

Don't ask me where I got the excrement.

Who will get the 1000th post anyway? =|

Fine...I'm sexy and I'm proud *attatches*

*kicks Leena*

NO QUESTIONS!

Ooh, I came back just in time for a cat fight. *grabs popcorn and watches*

I dont wanna know...

*throws herself into a fire*

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Originally posted by Allen
Ooh, I came back just in time for a cat fight. *grabs popcorn and watches*

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We're supposed to use cats? *is a blonde*

**Wipes excrement off of her face and arms, then ruffles it into Leena's hair.**

Head and Shoulders that, BITCH!

**Spreads rumors.**

Leena has crabs, and she doesn't wash her hands after she uses the bathroom, and she reuses her pads over and over and over!

*pulls Enana's hair, and back into the ring*

*scratches at Leena*

heehee. You go girl! *high fives Linusia*

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Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Spreads rumors.**

Leena has crabs, and she doesn't wash her hands after she uses the bathroom, and she reuses her pads over and over and over!

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Haha, don't you know anything? Rumors are things that aren't true! That means that those aren't rumors at all!

Ba ha ha, don't YOU look stupid!

**Throws crabs at Leena, watching them pinch her into a bloody mess.**

They're true, now!

**Scratches Leena.**

Alright, that does it. It's time to start this "cat fight"

*throws a siamese at Linusia*

Yuck, this pussy smells awful. Where'd you find it? Behind your DUMPSTER OF A HOUSE?

**Hurls a Russian Blue and Hairless cat at Leena.**

*throws mud at Leena*

Take that you inconsiderate bitch. =^.^=

Way to go, Protina!

SEXY AVATAR POWAH!

Tee-hee, silly! I don't even live in a dumpster, I live in a brothel!

You call this a cat? Don't make me giggle.

*unleashes an adult siberian tiger*

EDIT: Sure that's not snot, Protina? From all the nose-picking?

I'll bet a buck for Leena :D

**Rides the tiger.**

Is this the best you can do?

**Unleashes Godzilla... with little kitty cat ears taped to his head.**

ATTACK, LEENA! GO GODZILLA KITTY!

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Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Rides the tiger.**

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Must...resist...perverted...comment...

Garfield will kill it on a blow. :joey:

*runs in, flashes boobies, runs back out*

Oh wait, I still haven't been genderized. Disregard.

...EDIT... oh trout, they DID get me! :whoa:

You said "blow"

[q=Neuterei]*runs in, flashes boobies, runs back out*

Oh wait, I still haven't been genderized. Disregard.[/q]

Check again Neuterei.

I choose you, Meowth!!



Attack Leena!

Leena, you dumb bitchy blonde, "**Rides the tiger.**" was a perverted comment in itself! I HATE WHEN YOU SAY THAT!

**Castrates a bunch of cats with a pointy spoon and throws them at Leena.**

well....er.......Eat him?

*eats the pussy*

Cat Punch!!

*Leena loses 50 HP*

Oh, that feels so good...

Oh.. you meant the cat.

**Blushes.**

Time for me to unleash MY pet...Sean!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/h...runk_kitty.jpg

That's a nice drunk pussy there Leena. =^.^=

**Steals the cat's beer.**

Mickey! Attack!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/h...ed/gilette.jpg

*S3x0r5 In Heat*

Carry on fighting Ladies...

You're supposed to fight, Mickey!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/h...ed/pussyfu.jpg

ROFLMAO @ Leena's cat...

Mickey, you man-whore! I see you'll just sleep with any 'ole AIDs infested thing that wanders into your pants. I have higher morals than THAT!

**Writes her number on Mickey's hand.**

**Kills the hairless cat.**

If you'd said Leena's pussy instead of Leena's cat, you'd have been neutered again

Pokemon, huh?


Fear my paint CAT!

Come on Linusia, let's not waste our time with Leena. =^.~=

Leena, were we fighting earlier? Oh well. Let's just go shopping for lingerie for our men.

that isn't the first time i've been flicked off by a cat...

I must go for the night...in my place, you will face my champion...Allen!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/tabby.jpg

:eek: holy puss!

Good night, Leena.

**Tapes a "AIDs infected!!! BEWARE!" sign on Leena's back as she leaves.**

Tch, everybody knows, I don't need a sign.

My parting gift :D (EDIT: That gets deleted when the anniversary is over, so if you like it, save it)

Come on Linusia. =^.~=;;

That's a great movie there, Leena. The pretty pink-haired cat is quite the cat's meow.

*nods with Linusia*

That was very nice Leena. =^.^=

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Originally posted by Protina


Cat Punch!!

*Leena loses 50 HP*

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-gasp- Cat Punch only does 20 HP damage! Whee! I'm a pokemon she-nerd! ~teehee

**Takes card into image editor.**

This says the opponent can choose a Pokemon and have cat punch deal 50 damage to it if it lands on tails. Bitch. :P

Too...many...cute...guys...can't...handle...

*explodes*

*flex* Aww, no one here. Oh well.

*scratches self*

****Throws $500 worth of Cat-nip on Leena****

:| I demand my name to be changed to JokuraYume. xDDD

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Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
That's a great movie there, Leena. The pretty pink-haired cat is quite the cat's meow.

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*chuckles* Yeah, Kizna's...something else, alright.

This is going to go on forever isnt it?

But if you cant beat them..

*flexs muscles and twitchs tail*
Hello ladys

~NOT Celeste

Uhh...

(plays dumb)

Is it just me, or do all the guys around here lately look like women in disguises??

Or am I just blonde?

Hi everyone im new this looks interesting... *sex changes, is now female* .. this will be interesting

*spots a fellow demonic genome in the thread*
Well hello there, someone better call heaven, cos one of their angels is missing ^_~

*I always wanted to use one of them crubmy chat up lines.. xD*

~NOT Celeste

*smites dark Y* bad pick up line bad! lmto

I see as I'm now a female....I could use a new name :p


*walks around admiring his female body*

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lmto

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*smites Ermack for phrase stealing*

*sees Dubbie*

Hello there..

~NOT Celeste

*looks at Dark Y* ...hi *blushes*