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Pizza. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Czech. Republic
You know my answer. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think you speak for all of us.
http://www.corinthianseller.co.uk/im...rs-PRO1059.jpg
...this is almost better than the Nicky Butt t-shirt I found that Denmark wanted to buy!
Psy, I'll trade you my Beauty and the Beast LCD game for that Shaun Wright-Phillips figure. Srsly. :cool:
http://www.englandfc.com/Profiles/en...ayers/butt.jpg
It has become my ambition to wear this and stroll into a pub, approach a random group of guys and put my hands on their shoulders and say "Alright lads?" while occasionally glancing at my t-shirt and back up at them, while constantly grinning moronically. And then say "So...football eh? Woooow!"
Butt.
I would honestly sleep with you if you did that to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Let's be asian
Let's be Antartican.
Wrong continent. That's the Arctic or North America. (Is the Arctic even a continent?)
Not true. He might have emigrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
In this case he did.
Nicky Butt!
I can understand why. Penguins > Polar bears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Czech. Republic
Yeah. It's just common sense.
Penguins never lie, but those Polar Bears... :o
Yes, that's right. Penguins never lie. I couldn't trust a Polar Bear as far as I could throw one.
EDIT: Curses Rye you beat me to it.
And now no more spamming of the Ace Party thread shall take place! Kindly refrain, as it upsets Mr. Proto, and we have our own thread for such greatness.
kthx.
I can throw a polar bear pretty far ^_^
Penguins are easier to throw at pedestrians.
edit: Hello, welcome to Eoff. Watch out for Jojo. She bites.
But only 'cause he asked nicely, I should add.
*innocent look* Moi? I'm fluffy and pink. O=)
YOU'RE A GOOSE!
Geese aren't pink >=|
That's what James Thingy said. And look what happened to HIM!
*bites*
AH-HA! Not so nice now!
Goose Rabies for Psy.
It was a lovebite ^_^
Doesn't mean I'm not upset! :whimper:
FPP make people cry!
I suppose you call rabies "love" too. :(
Well then, that's a PERSONAL problem, isn't it Psy? >=O
And Lev, I'll show you rabies. *bites*! Also Psy has herpes so you probably have it too by now. :P
Exposing Psy's blood and tissue and giving him a disease that makes him do the same to others! I can se why your the Pink party... but not fluffy!
FPP hate everyone! They're evil! BAN THEM ALL!
He had herpes to begin with, I didn't give it to him ^^ Probably got it from 'Loki or something =D
Speaking of Geese.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../antifabio.gif
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT 20 TO LIFE. RAISE YOUR HANDS AND MAKE A FIST. FABIO HAS KILLED A BIRD WITH HIS FACE. WILL BAoTW SUPPORT THIS INJUSTICE? NO! LET THE FABIO PARTY THAT WE WILL NOT ACCEPT THE LIES. :mad2:
FABIO KILLED A GOOSE WITH HIS FACE! :laugh:
Damn, I'd explode if I came in physical contact with Fabio too. Poor bird.
I'm surprised Fabio didn't die. If he was going fast on a roller coaster and came into collision with a big bird, shouldn't he be dead? I guess he's a robot or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hardwood Hank
Anything that comes in cintact with Fabio dies. ANYTHING.
edit: Yes, even Margaret Thatcher.
And she's HOT. I'd take the Fabio for Maggie. :(
I'd like to place a cone on your head.
Why?
I've noticed you guys still aren't Ace, you're missing out. Come on give it up.
IIIIINTERESTING.
You folk aren't allowed to post in our thread, by order of Agent Proto.Quote:
Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
If you wish to continue, leave the Ace Party and join BAoTW. And so you should! :)
I can't believe it's not a restraining order!
And I can't believe I didn't say that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomsday
You'd butter believe it!
ACE = Asinine Crackhead Excreatment?
I can eat a chestnut, I can eat a peanut, I can eat ANYTHING that's green.
Green Thing #1
Green Thing #2
Green Thing #3
Your more man than I am Psy.
Hurray for freedom of Peach!
Peach.
Green thing #4
Mmmmmmm!
But a chestnut ain't green. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
http://www.filmwest.com/images/green-chestnut-sm.gif
Stomach of steel. Doesn;t even take them out of the caseing!
BAoTW - We eat green things *picks nose*?
Uh, yes it is. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hardwood Hank
I have nuts in my chest :(
Kounetsu: How much spam is in here!?
Ansem: I don't know... but I don't care! It's RAANDOOM! On another note: do we have any funny pictures against other parties besides Fabio's?
Kounetsu: And can Baloki make us a sig? Preferably using a picture of Ansem. (KH Version)
Ansem,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../antifabio.gif
Yes we do. :D
...(Pretend that this isn't the fabio party)
Guys, we need to kill something, #eoff kills Walruses, Fabio kills Geese, what do we get? Goomba threads? BAH!
Avril, of course!
I second that! Let's go now! Seriously!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Uh...he complained to the staff about it and he asked me nicely so we can't anymore. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Arn't harpies big evil women with wings? Wait your evil, and have wings, wait your not big, oh well... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
-sniffs- Poor goose. Fabio is a murdereerererere! What is BoB gets close to him, he's a chocobo thing, right? Wouldn't he explode too? -looks around meanacingly- :choc:
Edit: Whoever's in charge of the list thing, close your eyes and pick something for me to molest, kthnx. I wanna help out with teh elections!
I'm asian
http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/1.jpg
Myles knows kung-fu so he is clearly AZN too.
You're Canadian by the way. :choc:
FF7: DoC!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzakeru
Freaky Franks XII, Don't Occasionally Cream!!!!!!
Sounds kinky. -takes-
I like hopskotch!
:eek:
I posted something bad then took it off cause I didn't mean to. Sorry if anyone saw that in the way of people who could get angry at me.
http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/...res/351430.gif
I just noticed I've been singled out on the first page by a lazy bum who can't put a website up [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
YEAH BECAUSE YOUR LAYOUT CAUSED MY COMPUTER TO EXPLODE!*
*no it didn't, but it looks like I have an excuse, but really I don't :D
GIR [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
Hooray, for I am back. Back from where, you ask? Why, the couch, I tell you!
Okay, so I've just had a sore throat and been laying around all day. It hurts to swallow, I tell you! Now if only we had a cake.
If anyone uses
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../antifabio.gif
I'll be overjoyed. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
Now, wench, make me an awesome-tastic avatar and I'll be overjoyed.
Edit - Picture of goose encouraged.
Okay! :D Thanks!
I love you, Jess. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
This thread has too many posts. I might have to call a certain superhero friend...
Awww. :) Thanks Steph. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] you too. Enjoy!
Batman?Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
BattleToads?!!?!!!?! :D
Edit - RYE! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU! I feel so complete right now.
chaos: I'm still bored. :(
If he shows up, someone's getting raped...and not in the McDonalds bathroom across the street from the Disneyland parking lot way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
-reclines and leers and reclines and leers and reclines and leers- [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief
Random fact: Only 3 threads in the entire archives have more posts than this one.
(The largest one has like, 1,400 :o) Considering that this thread is just 4 days worth...hoo boy...
I wonder how big this monster will get? And by big I mean sexy. w00t.
I like pie
RYE YOU MENTIONED FRENCH-CANADIAN DUCKS *takes loads of credit*
I need something to do. Someone please give me something to do 'cause I'm bored too.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!
Sabatoge BAOTW from the inside. Then ANT! will prevail!
-spite-
chaos: Well, you won't even be considered an enemy of BAoTW until you get the required amount of members to participate :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
There all just waiting till the last minute.........
:(
I'd just like to say that
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../antifabio.gif
This signature is excellent, and shows how truly evil Fabio is. I'm shocked and disappointed.
I agree, that sig is awesome :)
"Knocked This Up In 5 Minutes"
Where the cruel Fabio stalks
And where Newbies kill SMALL children
Lies a a Nach lover who walks
And Walruses rule the world then...
Some Bored atheists couple together
And the Aces steal from old women
And Avril Lavigne goes away forever
And Walruses rule the world then...
When Dr Unne reveals his master plan
And the Bored defeat all the fools
And BoB goes and kills Stan The Man
And Walruses rock cos' they're cool
That's when we'll win the election
We rock and they all know it true
All others will commit defection
And all come crawling back to you
You, the BAoTW will win this game
Then we'll comit some wrongs
And make sure they take all the blame
:D
There were three at first I believe, one vanished. Just like Lucifer. So when you think about it, there could be an anti-BAoTW organisation led by thingy-who's-name-I-forget. With pitchforks and cheap batteries and stuff.Quote:
Some bored atheists couple together
Lucrecia?
Imagine a machine-washable washing machine.
What setting would you put THAT on?
Traintrack. I'd put it on setting traintrack.
Even the freaking NAME sounds similar!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It was 6 minutes! >:\ And those 6 minutes were the best. 6. minutes. of. your. life. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I can't be bothered to go back and read 6 pages of posts so I'm just going to hop in and go Bwah! what random spam are we jabbering about today?
P.S Yay! VII:AC has a release date! :love: :love:
amra
Can I join you?
Yes you can! :D
YUPI!!! *jumps* :D
doesnt that make the member count 30 now? or is it past that? Psy? and dont say you dont know. :p
I don't knowYes, we are way past it.
Basically, people who don't claim forums shall miss out :(
SO CLAIM CLAIM CLAIM!
Corruption in it's finest form
The wicked silence before the storm
Premonition of destruction
In this EoFF Election
:shifty:
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to BAoTW.
I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made.
I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too.
I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue.
Chorus:
'Cause I've got BAoTW fever;
BAoTW fever.
It's driving me crazy.
Driving me crazy.
I've got BAoTW fever;
BAoTW fever.
I'm going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.
I've got BAoTW fever;
BAoTW fever.
I'm going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.
I've got all the patterns down, up until the ninth key.
I've got BoB on my tail, and I know it's either him or me.
So I'm heading out the back door and in the other side;
Gonna eat the #EoFFs up and take them all for a ride.
Chorus
I'm gonna fake it to the left, and move to the right;
'Cause Protos too slow, and Jojos out of sight.
Guitar solo
Now I've got them on the run, and I'm looking for the high score;
So it's once around the block, And I'll slide back out the side door.
I'm really cookin' now, eating everything in sight.
All my money's gone, so I'll be back tomorow night.
'Cause I've got BAoTW fever;
BAoTW fever.
It's driving me crazy.
Driving me crazy.
I've got BAoTW fever;
BAoTW fever.
I'm going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.
Note: Definatly not Pac-Man Fever
AC Forum is mine! :shoot: :chop: *jealously guards it*
....Well, not that anyone particularily wants it though :p
amra
I would [CLAIM! X3] but i know about as much about these forums as ashley simpson knows about...dinosaur hunting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Is it therefore inadviseable that i do so?
I'll post it again :D
Everyone just needs to pick a forum that hasn't been picked, for the voting purposes. Pick one which you like the best.
ATTENTION, PEOPLES OF BAoTW!
Pick your forums if you haven't already done so, I guess I'll have to go pick one now!
Remember: Forum spots are limited!
This does not apply if you are Spritz, Rusty, Rye, Maxico, Jellisaurus, Rainecloud, Denmark, some sexy guy named Psychotic, Ultima Shadow, Faris, Doomsday, amratis, Trumpet Thief, Phil, Czech. Republic, Xander, Hardwood Hank, Jack, Azar, Pure Strife, DMKA, Fuzakeru, Shalyn, Dr. K, Ouch! or Ansem.
FREE FORUMS:
Site Staff
FF CC
VGM/The Spirits Within
Chrono Trigger/ Chrono Cross
That's four.
REMEMBER THAT PLACES ARE LIMITED AND SO PICK SO YOU DON'T MISS OUT! *cannot stress this enough*
List:
General Chat - Spritz
Eyes on Each Other - Rusty
World Events - DMKA
The Lounge - Rye
General Gaming Discussion - Maxico
Arts and Writing - Jellisaurus
Site Staff
Help Forum - Rainecloud
Feedback Forum - Denmark
General Archive - Psychotic
FF I-IV - Ultima Shadow
FF V - Faris
FF VI - Doomsday
FF VII - Dr. K
FF VII: DoC - Fuzakeru
FF VII:AC - amratis
FF VIII - Trumpet Thief
FF IX - Phil
FF X - Czech. Republic
FF X-2 - Xander
FF XI - Hardwood Hank
FF XII - Jack
FF Tactics - Misfit
FF Tactics Advance - Azar
FF CC
General FF - Pure Strife
VGM/The Spirits Within
Chrono Trigger/ Chrono Cross
Kingdom Hearts - Ansem
General Square Enix - Ouch!
No. :-)
edit: I mean I want FF Tactics ^_^
Oh, and for the record: If any forums go unclaimed by tomorrow evening (So you all have PLENTY of time regardless of time zones) then members shall be drawn at random for random positions.
kthx :)
I could handle VII?
Yeah, sure :D Its not all that important. I was going to do VII but I swapped coz really I'm far more obsessed with AC :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.K
Well, as long as you've played it once or something, or at least know the plot, lol :laugh:
ah AC is indeed fantastic. Yeah i should knw enuff about 7. :)
Who will be given the privilege of representing the Spirits Within forum, I wonder?
Come to think of it, why do we still have a Spirits Within forum?
For when you want to make a 20+ page spam thread when it's not the elections.
Point noted with gleeful happiness and childish excitement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I guess I'll take General Square Enix under one condition: someone please tell me what the crap I'm supposed to do. If I don't actually have to do anything, it's that much better, but eh, I'll do something if necessary.
We don't actually know what you will have to do yet. Last year people who stood for forums were asked a question relating to the forum they had signed up for (so basically give it a humourous answer) but that might not be the case this year.
*waits to see who will oppose him* Not Psy, I see...
Dude, I'm not taking you on in Site Staff of all places, and it's obvious why :p
Attention peoples!
People without a forum:
=Angelus=
Female Ryuichi
kikimm
VaShYmAn
Takara
ching chong
Sweet_Angel
Oh, and maybe Baloki if we can coax him into running for...say...Site Staff. :)
FOUR PLACES LEFT! Probably.
I notice my name isn't on that list, so what does that make me? =P
It's for people who haven't signed up for a forum, and as you signed up for General Squenix, you're not on it! These are basically NAUGHTY people! :D
*re-posts as it's a new page*
Attention peoples!
People without a forum:
=Angelus=
Female Ryuichi
kikimm
VaShYmAn
Takara
ching chong
THREE LEFT!
Site Staff (This will be a toughie, so if there are other forums available, I suggest you pick those. Otherwise, go wild!)
FF CC
Chrono Trigger/ Chrono Cross
But I wanna be naughty. ^_^
Naughty is fun!
It would be an honour to take on Baloki in the Site Staff forum. At least try for someone who has contributed to the site through Site Staff, though... I have a lot of respect for anyone who fits into that criteria.
VGM/The Spirits Within
can i get this?
You can indeed!
And eh, the only Site Staff people we have are Raine and Baloki-pie, and Raine is up for Help.
Raine needs help! :love:
And you need a brain! :love:
And you need a site staff representative! HAHA. :love:
So do you! HAHA. :love:
No we don't ;) We don't have 30 members! HAH.
...and that's a good thing? :p
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
So basically, our only available appropriate candidate for site staff is Baloki, where is she? are going to have to force her into it? :shoot: :p
Baloki? She's probably been struck by lightning again, poor girl.
Probably got arrested again for selling Sonic/Tails porn to little kids :| What an evil lady.
Thanks guys! :D Go BAoTW.
Here's a photo of some of our loyal members in Estonia, staging a protest againsting the Unne Party's ridiculous policies.
http://www.tepahu.co.nz/InfoCentre/protest%203.jpg
Well, it's probably not them, but the SPRAY THAT MOTH sign makes it worth posting alone. :D
50 ZONE FOR BAGNALLS HILL?! NEVER! 45 will suffice!
NO.NO.NO PRISON HERE
Hi Mum.
How about that "Hi Mum." sign, eh?
edit: Yeah, like he said *points up*
Hi mum. I'm in ol!
What's ol? :(
Ask the Magic Eight Ball.
Ouch! 4 teh w1n!!1!one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
I feel a "Guess The Word" round coming up.
Spray that moth? I thought that was banned in Estonia?
I feel like a woman. Oh oh oh!
Shania Twain~
I'd volunteer to represent the Site Staff forum, but I think Baloki would probably suit it better. That is if he/she/it accepts our proposal.
*nod*
:eek:
Oh noes!
I'm confused :cry:
OK Raine, but we'll have to see what that crazy 'loki says.
Also, fun new game: Think of a slogan!
...it's fun! Really!
Why don't you encorporate the BAoTW theme song that you and Striff made into a new slogan?
Because that's not a fun activity that everyone can enjoy?
36? I think that was a lie. xD
The reason the staff took so long to close it was that they were going on that site themselves. ;)
And no...most pervs are 35+ - look at Flying Mullet!
The dirty secrets are revealed!
1,000 is mine!
Edit: Dammit, so close. *goes away*
I'm going to steal the 1000th post. Which I just did, because Proto can't count.
1001 *wins*
He also got locked in the Mod's secret lair so they can prod more seedy websites out of him.
Actually Rye got 1000. HEE HEE!
My post says 1000 in the corner. Thus I did.
*will no longer spam up your thread, because you don't lik - oh wait*
Oh. General Chat main page LIED to me. It said 1001. :( I feel betrayed.
Yeah we hate spam 'round here. Curse it. Curse it all!
(The BAoTW party has 34 members - I think - this means 1 page per member :D)
1000 4 lief. :D
I did click the warn button actually, so that is pretty funny.
Kounetsu: Whoa! Blaoki has Sonic x Tails porn!? Why didn't he give me any!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
Ansem: Because you're possessing a 16 year-old boy. And people under 18 aren't allowed to have porn.
Kounetsu: Dammit!
Bless him. He's so cute when he's mad. :love:
Anyway, slogans.
Vote for a party that doesn't smell!
Orange - what's that all about anyway?
BRINGING ACROBATS ONTO THE WHITEBOARD!
Anyone see what I did with the last one?
Oh and there's STILL 3 forums that need claiming kthx. :D
Kounetsu: "Join BAoTW for Bubbie And other Teeny Weenies!"
Ansem: "Say no to blubber nuggets! Join BAoTW!"
Kounetsu: "The only party with hot, naked, Baloki action!"
Ansem: Uhh... I don't think we should use that one... Just call it a hunch.
Vote for BAoTW today!
You'll get free Walruses, yay!
BAoTW - Because Walruses are sexier than NASHbeast.
If you vote BAoTW, Margaret Thatcher will kiss you.
If you vote BAoTW, Fabio won't kiss you.
But you already have a forum?
BAoTW - Because Penguins NEVER lie.
Well, that's just a knock off of the penguin sig. xD
BAoTW - You can with a Daewoo!
Fine I'll have my arm twisted, especially as I've changed sex again :p
:love:
Now I'm just going to proceed with coughing up a lung and falling unconcious on my bed, night all :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
SEX!
Now that caught your attention.
Vote BAoTW!
It worked for Bart, it canwork for you... err... >.>;
We're the one out there every day putting our ass on the line. And we're not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo - that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Man, it's Chinatown!!! - vote BAoTW
Oh happy year of the rooster guys :)
http://www.teezz.co.uk/images/animal...er-jul3541.jpg
Go rooster!... - Vote BAoTW?
This means, "Hi Psy is sexy".Quote:
Originally Posted by >>--heartshot--> ♥
I can speak the language of punctuation...and I declare that this means "HI PSY IS SEXY. I LIKE BAoTW. I WANT TO JOIN BECAUSE I HEAR THE BAGELS DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT!" (Yeah, she left caps lock on. Gah.)
And the "CC" obviously means she wants to stand for Chrono Cross.
That is all.
This thread makes my head hurt a litttle . . . and makes me feel tingly down there and by down there I'm clearly referring to my (SPOILER)ankles. :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie:
Omg...those are all BAoTW members!!!! WE R TEH RULING ALL UR SPAM ARE BELONG 2 US!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
That's a mighty large cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spritz
Yeah. Probably just a tooooooooootal coincidence that we were picked. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Anyway that reminds me of GTA: San Andreas. There's a big pecking rooster in one of the towns, and the town's sign says that it it home of the world's largest cock.
ONE MORE FORUM LEFT PEOPLES, SIGN UP TODAY!
I've only gotten to where you have to chase the annoying dude on the motorcycle who keeps saying I have a nice ass. =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
FREDDIE! EVERYONE IN THIS PARTY LOVES FREDDIE! Rye loves him and Czech. Republic loves him and I love him and you love him! EVERYONE! Give or take 31 people!
Supporting BAoTW is easy. Just say something completely random, like... uh...
Applesauce- vote BAoTW
See, really easy. By the way, applesauce tastes yummy.
we're asian
Choclate pop-tarts are great! Vote BAoTW!
ask yourselves people would you really want an irresponsible party like this to run EoFF?
I would hope not.
chaos: Of course we would. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
Rubedo: We're gonna turn EOFF into a PAAAAAAARRRTAAAYYY! :love: